Pet Hates

[Ten Caat]

I read fairly recently that there's more water in Loch Ness alone than there is in every lake in England and Wales combined.

I propose doing this on achieving independence. Build 2 big pipelines.....one to England and one across the North Sea to somewhere around northern Holland/Germany or southern Denmark. Then sell our excess to the highest bidders in hot summers.

Sorted 

 

[maryhilldon]

21 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

I read fairly recently that there's more water in Loch Ness alone than there is in every lake in England and Wales combined.

 

That's true. Once oil becomes redundant, we'll be water rich. 👍

[Zeus]

Matt Hancock 

[Misers Hill]

19 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Matt Hancock 

What's she watching once you hit the sack🇨🇳🤔

[Redforever86]

I’ve been with Edwin when he’s offered a fat Asian looking Hun a square go after Ed ripped the piss oot his car. 
 

Seem him get Dundee Tims cower.

 

And my favourite tell two fat jutes he’d be too fit for them and batter the fuck out of them in front of the cops. 
 

In his kilt fighting the Madrid cops too. 

[Redforever86]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You should get him to sort out MAD for you,ya big fruit.

That blind cunt couldn’t punch in a phone number. 

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

That blind cunt couldn’t punch in a phone number. 

You don’t happen to earn a high monthly wage and wear an expensive jacket, do you? 🧐

[Arabian Knight]

canna mind wit its ca'd but e wears sum neesh shyte ez wee trendsettin mate tippd him aff aboot..cringtestic

[maryhilldon]

Sharleen Spiteri constantly describing weegies as 'gallus'. Cringe.

[Edwin Starr]

14 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Buc, what do you think of those plastic speedfit style fittings for  joining copper and plastic pipes etc

Can't beat copper and soldered fittings .

The plastic fittings have to be sprayed by a lubricant specially for plastic fittings .

The copper needs to be smooth prior to connection which helps the fitting slide in without knocking the washer out of place and remain leak free .👍

But plastic fittings make it easier for DIY.

If your using plastic pipe you need to put inserts into the pipe before connecting .

[Edwin Starr]

13 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

I’ve been with Edwin when he’s offered a fat Asian looking Hun a square go after Ed ripped the piss oot his car. 
 

Seem him get Dundee Tims cower.

 

And my favourite tell two fat jutes he’d be too fit for them and batter the fuck out of them in front of the cops. 
 

In his kilt fighting the Madrid cops too. 

I'm not that bad 😀.

 

I'm an Auld basa.😳

[Guest milne_afc]

The mask slips 😂

Buc’s one of these hardnuts we read about on here

[Edwin Starr]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Thanks Buc. I agree. 

You a heating engineer plumber Sooper?

[Edwin Starr]

4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

The mask slips 😂

Buc’s one of these hardnuts we read about on here

😲😃😃.

No chance I'm a hard man .

Mind you being brought up in the 60s in Northfield those days were tough.

[Poodler]

Martin Tyler calling the Hazards

 

‘Azar’. A bizarre new phenomenon amongst commentators 

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Nah, but done a load of DIY stuff for folk ( not gas) 

I’ve tried my hand at the gas stuff. I just say I’m gas safe registered and you can charge a bloody fortune 

[Ten Caat]

Not really that new. Newsreaders started pronouncing names etc in their own language rather than the English equivalent at least 30 years back.

Moira Stewart pronouncing "guerilla" was hilarious

[Edwin Starr]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Nah, but done a load of DIY stuff for folk ( not gas) 

Good on you.👍

[Edwin Starr]

11 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I’ve tried my hand at the gas stuff. I just say I’m gas safe registered and you can charge a bloody fortune 

Lol .

It's not as easy as that , you needs gas safe ID.

I was mates with a former Labour councillor who was a plumber .

He connected gas boilers and the likes for his mates but some other heating engineer reported him after visiting one of his jobs .

He nearly got jailed .

My letter to the judge probably saved him .

Did get community service .

Me personally I've never reported on anyone in my life just not my style .

[BrianFaePerth]

19 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Not really that new. Newsreaders started pronouncing names etc in their own language rather than the English equivalent at least 30 years back.

Moira Stewart pronouncing "guerilla" was hilarious

Because she was black? Eh am disappointed in you TC

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

Lol .

It's not as easy as that , you needs gas safe ID.

I was mates with a former Labour councillor who was a plumber .

He connected gas boilers and the likes for his mates but some other heating engineer reported him after visiting one of his jobs .

He nearly got jailed .

My letter to the judge probably saved him .

Did get community service .

Me personally I've never reported on anyone in my life just not my style .

Bloody love rogue traders 

 

[Edwin Starr]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Well if it saves getting arsehole plumbers out for £75 an hour it’s well worth it 😂

I know service engineers when boilers break down .

They have the part in the van but tell the customer they need to go to the wholesalers to get the part to fix the boiler .

What they do is to to another job say the same thing and go back to job number 1 .

The price of the job is twice what it should be .

That does pea me off when I hear this poor pensioners .😡

[Edwin Starr]

17 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Bloody love rogue traders 

 

There's loads of guys do this but they can't fill in the paperwork for the boiler or even get the boiler under the warranty.because they ask for your details and gas safe number etc over the phone.

[Edwin Starr]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

I got let off with a parking fine in London after sending in a limerick. 

Not sure what you post means Sooper , excuse my ignorance.

[The Cockney Don]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I sent Haringey Council a poem appealing for them to let me off with a parking ticket. They never followed up on the fine so they either liked my poetry or they thought I was barking mad.

Was that when you went to Crouch End that time ?

They are useless that council, Labour, say no more.

[Guest milne_afc]

Most of London is a dirty hovel. The most unfriendly city on the planet. Fucking dicks.

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I sent Haringey Council a poem appealing for them to let me off with a parking ticket. They never followed up on the fine so they either liked my poetry or they thought I was barking mad.

Ah nice one mate.

 

Haringey were one of the best running clubs back in the 80s .

I was given a Haringey running club jacket it was affa nice colours .

But ended up leaving it after a run I did.

Got it aff Chris Hall ex Welsh international.😬

[Ten Caat]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I sent Haringey Council a poem appealing for them to let me off with a parking ticket. They never followed up on the fine so they either liked my poetry or they thought I was barking mad.

"Haringey Council, it's Super-hanz here
You gave me a parking ticket
I'd like for you to let me off
Or I'll tell you where you can stick it"

[Parklife]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

@Parklife

Ignorant nonsense. 

[Edwin Starr]

32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ha, that’s mad. I found a Haringey running jacket once that had a pair of used ladies scants in one pocket and some plumber’s solder in the other. 

Haha 😩😁.

 

Do you still have the jacket 😃