Pet Hates

[The Cockney Don]

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

The current weather situation in Aberdeen

I did think of you guys up there when i see the weather on the news earlier.

Heavy rain and strong wind all tomorrow too.

[maryhilldon]

6 hours ago, milne_afc said:

That blind woman with the noisy hair on the shampoo advert 😡

I read that as 'nose hair' on first reading.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, The Cockney Don said:

 

Heavy rain and strong wind all tomorrow too.

Pretty much every day in the Weeg. They're spoiled up that way weather wise.

[sigh]

Getting a puncture on your cycle commute - dealing with it at the side of the road, tyre covered in crap, manky hands afterwards.

My choice to cycle, I know that, still feckin hate punctures though

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Repair or change the tube?  I’ve had to change my boys tube ( the fucking rear one each time) three times in the past fortnight. 

Get tubeless for the wee cunt. Must be a nightmare cycling in Glasgow with all the broken glass everywhere. 

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s what he’s looking into,RF. Can you convert it yourself easily enough ? 

Nae done it myself, looks easy if you have the right equipment but if nae could be a lot of fucking around and easier to get someone to do it for you. 
 

Get on YouTube and see fit you think. 

[sigh]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Repair or change the tube?  I’ve had to change my boys tube ( the fucking rear one each time) three times in the past fortnight. 

Change inner, use gas cannister to inflate - feck repairing a tube nowadays!

Being tubeless doesn't mean you don't get punctures, just means you get the gel sprayed all over you.

(it does mean you can generally ride home/to where you are going though without having to change inners, Ive had plenty of practice so doesnt take that long, just hate doing it at the side of the road)

[sigh]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Right, so you can still get punctures but not so frequently? The gell set up sounds messy if you have to repair a tubeless fault then ? 

Yes, you do get punctures, just you are able to keep riding with them.

The gel basically tries to seal the whole/puncture in the tyre - if its too big though the gel just sprays out, all over you if the tyres are still going round.

They can be a faff to set up initially, and if riding a lot offroad/windfarm etc then you will end up carrying spare inner and gas/pump anyway for when you get a slash/too big a whole in tyre so I just stayed with the "old skoll" inners and deal with punctures - its no like you have them every day.

Get decent "puncture proof" tyres on yer loons bike - marathon schwable pus type, nae punctures with them

[sigh]

16 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cheers. I’ve had the same MTB for 11 years and had not one puncture on it some nice new. He got this hybrid electric thing a couple of weeks ago ( with obviously thinner tyres)  and has had three!  The change of tyre sounds like a good idea 👍 

The tyres that will have come with the bike will be pretty cheap ones, get them changed to something decent and should, hopefully, sort the problem out.

Is he no capable of fixing his own punctures yet though - get him learnt!

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cheers. I’ve had the same MTB for 11 years and had not one puncture on it some nice new. He got this hybrid electric thing a couple of weeks ago ( with obviously thinner tyres)  and has had three!  The change of tyre sounds like a good idea 👍 

Or get a taxi instead

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Commentators and summarisers constantly saying "think", "probably" and "VAR" during a match they've been assigned to cover.🤬

Comment on what you actually see and not what you wish to see. Pricks.

 

[Fridge]

14 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Commentators and summarisers constantly saying "think", "probably" and "VAR" during a match they've been assigned to cover.🤬

Comment on what you actually see and not what you wish to see. Pricks.

 

I particularly enjoyed the comment earlier on Southgate that he’s the most successful England manager ever, other than Alf Ramsey of course.

Eh so he’s fucking nae then is he.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I particularly enjoyed the comment earlier on Southgate that he’s the most successful England manager ever, other than Alf Ramsey of course.

Eh so he’s fucking nae then is he.

Aye, I heard that one as well min when the boy Mowbray was doing a comparison between Southgate and old Alfred as to who had won the most games at a major tournament whilst boss of the England team. 

An awful comparison.

Winning trophies matters far more than who's won the most games without a trophy to show for it.

Both don't even come close to Sam Allardyce's England managerial record, albeit without a trophy.

[BrianFaePerth]

The World Cup

 

Fuck Off with the football. All that matters are gay rights.

[Poodler]

That Alex Scott idiot wearing a captains armband whilst she’s being a pundit. How embarrassing is that 

I hope people on Twitter have been pulling her up for the hypocrisy of going there then speaking out against whatever it is that’s in vogue to speak out against. 
 

she could’ve stayed home. She chose to go there for the benefit of her career.

no morals, no values. Strap that armband round your neck 

[johnstrac]

Saw someone interviewed saying they ought to be able to wear an armband to support gay rights as it's their beliefs, fair enough. Imagine the outcry if one were to wear an armband denouncing gay rights as that's simply an opposite belief.

[BrianFaePerth]

18 minutes ago, johnstrac said:

Saw someone interviewed saying they ought to be able to wear an armband to support gay rights as it's their beliefs, fair enough. Imagine the outcry if one were to wear an armband denouncing gay rights as that's simply an opposite belief.

Don’t have to, they’re in a country dedicated to that 

[manboobs109]

10 hours ago, Poodler said:

That Alex Scott idiot wearing a captains armband whilst she’s being a pundit. How embarrassing is that 

I hope people on Twitter have been pulling her up for the hypocrisy of going there then speaking out against whatever it is that’s in vogue to speak out against. 
 

she could’ve stayed home. She chose to go there for the benefit of her career.

no morals, no values. Strap that armband round your neck 

I'd be interested to know how many of them have holidayed in Dubai where ferreting is also illegal.

[sigh]

10 hours ago, Poodler said:

That Alex Scott idiot wearing a captains armband whilst she’s being a pundit. How embarrassing is that 

I hope people on Twitter have been pulling her up for the hypocrisy of going there then speaking out against whatever it is that’s in vogue to speak out against. 
 

she could’ve stayed home. She chose to go there for the benefit of her career.

no morals, no values. Strap that armband round your neck 

I bet it wouldn't be the first time she has had a strap on

[Arabian Knight]

news jist in..bluto hud a mini meltdoon lest nicht n sez ez a dutchman..then ran awa afore e cid b quizzd oan it..see senegal gemme thred fir details..greg reid contactd fir comment..this is big

[NEM]

22 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I'd be interested to know how many of them have holidayed in Dubai where ferreting is also illegal.

Alex Scott has, virtue signalling beaut 😂

[johnstrac]

Not a "hate" exactly but what is it with lesbians and dildo's ? Surely, they've made their choice !

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, johnstrac said:

Not a "hate" exactly but what is it with lesbians and dildo's ? Surely, they've made their choice !

Are you bent?

[Ten Caat]

Have to admit I've never understood why certain "butch" lesbians go out of their way to make themselves look as masculine as possible. Because they only succeed in making themselves look even more ugly than the pluggiest of plug ugly males.

[Bluto10]

thats a bit harsh on don 😮

[Arabian Knight]

chat wi meh don..chat wi meh..ehm layin low eh noo but eh still miss ye..don eh jist need an arm room meh..still oan vino champ..ehm still here min..eh wis oan eh senegal thred n telt cunts eh wis dutch..oops..then eh ran awa..still same auld meh don..aywis here fir chats

[Don Fonte]

8 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

thats a bit harsh on don 😮

We've all seen the pics of your wife min. 🥒

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

We've all seen the pics of your wife min. 🥒

how is your wife, she left you yet?

[Bluto10]

10 minutes ago, Roberto said:

The crazy 'Dutch' bastard.

horny

[manboobs109]

If I hear another word about "rainbows" I'll fucking greet.