Pet Hates

[BrianFaePerth]

46 minutes ago, sigh said:

Over friendly shop assistants - no the american style "Have a nice day" ones but in the corner shop, where you pop in say once a week etc the shop assistant then, after a while, starts asking you how you are etc - I've just popped in to buy something, not start a conversation etc. - going to have to find another shop to pop into now

They’re big on that here. Some plooky youth (GBN) asking your plans for the day while he packs your shopping

Not talking to you you big zit always crosses my mind.

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

When you eventually get a proper Orange, they are magical (same goes for pears/nectarines) 

 

Eat 2 or 3 pears a day (Bosc). Fuckin can’t get enough of em

[Reed or deed]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You obviously can if you stop at 2 or 3.

🤣

Maybe it’s a supply problem.

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, sigh said:

Over friendly shop assistants - no the american style "Have a nice day" ones but in the corner shop, where you pop in say once a week etc the shop assistant then, after a while, starts asking you how you are etc - I've just popped in to buy something, not start a conversation etc. - going to have to find another shop to pop into now

You're SO Aberdonian.

[Poodler]

Blighty - LOL

[BrianFaePerth]

Parky was rejected by them at auditions

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Getting told incessantly how to load and work a washing machine.

🤬🤬😴😴

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Nae get braille settings? 

Even if there were braille settings, I would still get it in the neck about how to load and work a fucking washing machine.

[YorkDon]

17 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Getting told incessantly how to load and work a washing machine.

🤬🤬😴😴

Dated a teacher about 5 years ago, and she tried to tell me how to work a front door.We didna last long…

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, YorkDon said:

Dated a teacher about 5 years ago, and she tried to tell me how to work a front door.We didna last long…

The front door being her vag?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

30 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Needs context MAD. Get the story telt 😂

Put in a half load of washing into the washer earlier on today in order to get all the outstanding laundry washed as I had already put in a full load which had been washed first thing today.

It comprised of a couple of bath sheets (dark grey and silver, in colour) and a couple of t-shirts (one coloured white, the other white/navy/red).

Transpires a few bits of dark grey fluff has made their way onto the white t-shirt. Need a microscope to pinpoint where they are all located.

Offered use of my clothes brush to unhappy family member, who then proceeded to tell me how to load and programme the washing machine again. "You've been telt afore".

It's a bit like listening to the chorus of "Long Hot Summer" by The Style Council....."No matter what I do, No matter what I do, No matter what I do, It's never bloody good enough for you" (or for anyone for that matter).

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

18 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Dated a teacher about 5 years ago, and she tried to tell me how to work a front door.We didna last long…

Nae bloody wonder min. Fuck putting up with that belittling behaviour.

[dazzy_deff]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I had alarm bells ring when you put in dark stuff with a white t shirt. 

Aye i was shuddering at the thought. Schoolboy from old MAD. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

I had alarm bells ring when you put in dark stuff with a white t shirt. 

The darker of the two towels used to be black but has shed its excess dye, hence why it's a dark grey with a couple of peachy coloured streaks on it (fuck knows how they came about but bought them from Wilko, so that might have something to do with it).

It's only fucking fluff after all. Not an issue at all in my book.

[Poodler]

throw their clothes in the bin and get out and take drugs 

 

it’s bloody Friday 😎

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, dazzy_deff said:

Aye i was shuddering at the thought. Schoolboy from old MAD. 

Perhaps min, but I was trying to be economical (A Simply Red song springs to mind) and doing my bit to save the planet😉 by doing 1 wash instead of 2 separate washes.

[dazzy_deff]

3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Perhaps min, but I was trying to be economical (A Simply Red song springs to mind) and doing my bit to save the planet😉 by doing 1 wash instead of 2 separate washes.

You deserve the backlash to be honest. Id be raging if it was my white t shirt. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

10 minutes ago, Poodler said:

throw their clothes in the bin and get out and take drugs 

 

it’s bloody Friday 😎

I've left him to deal with it and have proceeded to take drugs (prescribed and over the counter meds, of course👍).

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, dazzy_deff said:

You deserve the backlash to be honest. Id be raging if it was my white t shirt. 

The t-shirt is still a predominantly bright white coloured garment with a few bits of microscopic fluff on it. 

I would be more worried about the antiperspirant marks under the armpit areas of the t-shirt.😉

[Redforever86]

When it comes to washing machines, leave it to us professionals mate. It isn’t as easy as it looks. 

[chief_wiggum]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Perhaps min, but I was trying to be economical (A Simply Red song springs to mind) and doing my bit to save the planet😉 by doing 1 wash instead of 2 separate washes.

I do that sometimes, and have got off with it so far 🤞 .....fuck sake listen to us it's getting more and more like Mumsnet

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

11 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

I do that sometimes, and have got off with it so far 🤞 .....fuck sake listen to us it's getting more and more like Mumsnet

 

😄😄. That's bloody true min.

I usually get off with it as well, just nae this particular time or the time before.

[Fridge]

Get a cleaner to do it you peasants.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Get a cleaner to do it you peasants.

Some cleaners have poor hygiene standards and are manky bastards though min. 

[Ramandu]

After the first few washes the clothes aren't going to run, so chuck all the colours in together.

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Some cleaners have poor hygiene standards and are manky bastards though min. 

Never knew Bri....

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Some cleaners have poor hygiene standards and are manky bastards though min. 

Just the foreign ones and the Brochers🤣

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Just the foreign ones and the Brochers🤣

By a vast distance the worst cleaners I have employed have been British. 

 

Edited to add, you could actually probably draw a line down the middle with British shite on one side and good "foreigners"/descendants of on the other. 

[For Fecks Sake]

51 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Put in a half load of washing into the washer earlier on today in order to get all the outstanding laundry washed as I had already put in a full load which had been washed first thing today.

It comprised of a couple of bath sheets (dark grey and silver, in colour) and a couple of t-shirts (one coloured white, the other white/navy/red).

Transpires a few bits of dark grey fluff has made their way onto the white t-shirt. Need a microscope to pinpoint where they are all located.

Offered use of my clothes brush to unhappy family member, who then proceeded to tell me how to load and programme the washing machine again. "You've been telt afore".

It's a bit like listening to the chorus of "Long Hot Summer" by The Style Council....."No matter what I do, No matter what I do, No matter what I do, It's never bloody good enough for you" (or for anyone for that matter).

Thank fuck that's all it was. Was seriously worried that you had a partner or wife that we knew nothing about!

[Fridge]

I had a cracker of a cleaner once had to bin her, just wouldn’t stop speaking to me despite clearly seeing  I was busy. 
 

Get the fucking hoovering done you bint, I need to work out how much I’m going to lose on Paddy Power and find out how much birds are off work today with depression.