tommo1903 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Who's line is it anyway? Documentary following Garry O Connor and Boofon as they argue over cocaine. No argument. It's his. I don't do drugs. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Tipping Pint. Ken Barlow ordering a bitter in the Rovers and tells Betty to keep the change. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Jill and Jen the transsexual men. Fly on the wall documentary watching the two flowerpot men getting their roots chopped off. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Have I Got Nudes For You Topical quiz show where contestants must guess the so-called celebrity while only viewing their tits, fanny or arse Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Dunno why the bbc is ailing with ideas like these being thrown around! Link to comment
Redstar Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 You're black and I'm sending you back...The GWT tracks down bad blackies and gets his lawyer brother to rush thru the extradition paper-work. 3 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Homes for Homies The Big Dawg Tim Westwood finds cribs for da mandem. This week he helps DeShawn and his ho LaTeeciia. DeShawn is fresh from lockup and wants to find a place where he can re-establish his business, ideally with lots of storage space undetectable to the Feds. LaTeeciia wants somewhere close to the beauty salon and with wide doors for her fat ass to get through. It also needs the wow factor to show up that bitch LeDonna. Link to comment
buchanskii Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Reich Said Fred - Documentary in which the Fairbrass Brothers Infiltrate Germany's Far-Right Underground Link to comment
RAZOR Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Reich Said Fred - Documentary in which the Fairbrass Brothers Infiltrate Germany's Far-Right UndergroundI'd watch that tbf. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 The 5:55 news.A daily news programme that is better than the 6 o'clock news because it airs 5 minutes earlier. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Bargain Cunt Tom Wonnacunt and his team of experts hunt the far reaches of the globe in a quest to find the cheapest whores going. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Hash in the attic. Jenny and Jonty search roof spaces in the hope of finding some hidden contraband to raise some money for a shite family holiday to Magaluf. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Antiques Wankshow Same as the current Antiques Roadshow, except Fiona Bruce presents in sexy lingerie, finishing off with some sex toy action in that old car driving about the countryside instead of a grandfather clock. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I'd watch that tbf.It'd be primetime viewing. Craig and Dan Fairbrass mincing about in SS Uniforms.TV Gold. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 QuinewatchA monthly programme from Aberdeen, following a series of mealers as they go about their lives. Link to comment
Henry Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Father Ed StandFreeEd and his AdMad flock move to a remote Irish island. Hi-jinks ensue. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Gnomeland. Series 1 sees Alan Tichmarch turn Muslim and attempt to blow up the Blue Peter garden. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Have I got coos for you. Ian Hislop and Paul Merton star on an agriculture themed panel show, tonight's guests include AFc mascot Angus The Bull. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Gnomeland. Series 1 sees Alan Tichmarch turn Muslim and attempt to blow up the Blue Peter garden. Gnomes under the Hammer. Follow up to series 1. ISIS turn up and smash all the gnomes because they are worshipped instead of the prophet. Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 "I'm better than you" Similar format to come dine with me, but the host and guests all work in the oil industry. The goal for each contestant is to host a party and create as many opportunities as possible to mention their day rate. The winner is based on a weighted average of how high the day rate is and how many times it is mentioned and how many people hear. If anyone else manages to "one up" you at your own event, there are negative points. A "knock out" is awarded if the host mentions his day rate and some prick manages to say "I wouldn't get out of bed for that" and offers to put everything on their Amex Black card because they want the air miles, it's tax deductible, and they'll be able to expense it anyway. The prize for the winner is a big flashy watch that resembles a multi coloured jewel encrusted dinner plate. 12 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 "I'm better than you" Similar format to come dine with me, but the host and guests all work in the oil industry. The goal for each contestant is to host a party and create as many opportunities as possible to mention their day rate. The winner is based on a weighted average of how high the day rate is and how many times it is mentioned and how many people hear. If anyone else manages to "one up" you at your own event, there are negative points. A "knock out" is awarded if the host mentions his day rate and some prick manages to say "I wouldn't get out of bed for that" and offers to put everything on their Amex Black card because they want the air miles, it's tax deductible, and they'll be able to expense it anyway. The prize for the winner is a big flashy watch that resembles a multi coloured jewel encrusted dinner plate. Superb. I'd pay my day rate to watch that. If I had one. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Superb. I'd pay my day rate to watch that. If I had one. You'd be the ideal contestant if name-dropping was an additional wildcard move. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 You'd be the ideal contestant if name-dropping was an additional wildcard move. Name that Loon. A talk show starring me and all the famous folk I've met. First episode: The ghost of Colonel Gaddafi. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Bi-Curious George. Having finally been caught after running away, Daytripping decides to embrace the life of the gay ICF. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Tipping Pint. Contestants see how long they last in a bar without being punched in the chops for spilling beers. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 The Gadgie Show Reality show fae Banff and Macduff. Grade A Serpents. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Benefits Treat. White Dee buys a new flatscreen. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Gilette Soccer Splatterday - some ex-footballers shoot their load all over the place as another pundit joins the team, or player retires, or player goes off to make a quick buck in an "emerging" league. Made in Chelsea - Fly on the wall documentary as club doctors administer paternity tests for any players wanting to make sure that the kid is their's and not John Terry's. Stacy Dooley Investigates Why Anyone Watches Her "Investigate" - what it says on the tin really. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Toerag Hunters A trip down to Govan to see what lies inside the locked up slums. Link to comment
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