spamspamspam Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Scottish Taker, Indian Giver Does exactly as it says on the tin. Link to comment
The Village Seagull Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 TVS and KSL's Amazing Journey. Watch as The Village Seagull and King Street Loon car share for the Titanic Scottish Premiership matchup between Dundee and Aberdeen. There is sure to be hijinx and banter galore! Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 @rumpus fud. Whichever muppet gave London the +1 doesn't know the full story. I'd have been given 100 +1's if the tale was relayed to the general public. 1 Link to comment
HairyPie Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Hong-Kong SpewyWesterners eat three week old street stall seafood in the old colonial hotspot and see who can hold it in the longest. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 TVS and KSL's Amazing Journey. Watch as The Village Seagull and King Street Loon car share for the Titanic Scottish Premiership matchup between Dundee and Aberdeen. There is sure to be hijinx and banter galore!It won't be a comedy.It will be a murder mystery without the mystery. Your corpse will be found near to Laurencekirk.Death by wrung neck and broken wings. So best I don't go for your own safety. 1 Link to comment
The Village Seagull Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 It won't be a comedy.It will be a murder mystery without the mystery. Your corpse will be found near to Laurencekirk.Death by wrung neck and broken wings. So best I don't go for your own safety.Mate, you couldn't harm a fly. Never mind your best pal The Village Seagull. You're not going to Dundee because you're a hun. End of. The show must go on however. Captain Caveman is taking your place. 1 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Mate, you couldn't harm a fly. Never mind your best pal The Village Seagull. You're not going to Dundee because you're a hun. End of. The show must go on however. Captain Caveman is taking your place.You're right.I am a hun. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 The chasers The Afc Running club put on there raping shoes and first one to get there dick in something is the winner. First episode has the video referee called as Razor puts one in his clown feet out and trips up dave_min just before he hits the jackpot we a 17 stone mess that couldn't run. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 I tried a few times but cant make any sense of it. Sure it was hilarious. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Die Nasty. A Fernando bio. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Die Nasty. A Fernando bio.Die Nasty 2PG bio Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Die Nasty. A Fernando bio.Dinhisknee A weekly 30 minute re-run of Durrants injury Link to comment
The Village Seagull Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Get the cunt on ignore KSLAye that's going really well for you innit? You're all talk no action. Just ignore as you said you were going to. Hypocrite Henderson. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Die Nasty episode 1Legs Murray's accident file Link to comment
KidCreole Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 The weather underground busting Timothy Leary out of jail and other shenanigans edit) perhaps a movie would be more fitting Link to comment
360 Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 The chasers The Afc Running club put on there raping shoes and first one to get there dick in something is the winner. First episode has the video referee called as Razor puts one in his clown feet out and trips up dave_min just before he hits the jackpot we a 17 stone mess that couldn't run. I tried a few times but cant make any sense of it. Sure it was hilarious. The Chasers The AFC Running Club put their best foot forward, in their "raping shoes" no less, as the first person to get their dick wet takes home the prize. The show has already proven to be a hit with viewers, and controversial moments are always just around the bend! RAZOR, who is renowned throughout the Running Club for his large "clown feet", even caused controversy in the very first episode. When running mate Dave_Min was on the home straight to victory with a 17 stone mess that couldn't escape his steady pace, old "clown feet" proved to be a hurdle that just couldn't be cleared. I think. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Well translated bud. Side splitting stuff. Link to comment
dervish Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Chivher City Documentary telling the tale of the lesser spotted wegie race. Watch as they struggle learn to use tools in the only primal way they know how. It's nearly time for tribal war, yet will tragedy strike closer to the nest rather than the battlefield? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Jack-a-Nory our current skipper tells us some amusing anecdotes from his time as club captain Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Rape Factor A bunch of hopefuls take to the stage one after the other to perform a sequence of non-consensual sex acts on unsuspecting members of the public dragged at random from the studio audience. A panel consisting of Stan Collymore, Jan Moir, David Goodwillie and Rolf Harris judges each act on such criteria as aesthetic merit, choreography, shock factor and innovative use of lighting. At the end of the series, the winner is crowned Rapist of the Year and gets to bum a hog-tied Simon Cowell in a vat of custard at the Royal Variety Show. Link to comment
The Village Seagull Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 The Dorothy Kellogg. Profiting from the airport and I will send a private message to the next week and will. Link to comment
The Village Seagull Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Sorry the above was written in my pocket. Sorry folks. X Link to comment
dervish Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Wish you were her. Gameshow where one lucky punter gets a shot at trading up his Mrs. Comedy japes abound. Win he gets the women of his dreams. Lose and he gets creampied in front of a live TV audience. Vote now to decide the type. Link to comment
Henry Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Wish You Were Queer Bluto lists all the users on AFChat he wishes were homos like him. 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Wish You Were Queer Bluto lists all the users on AFChat he wishes were homos like him. Is he a confirmed bumder then? There's 2 (I'm sure they won't mind me saying) openly gay regular posters already so I'm sure he won't have to look far. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Through the peehole. A documentary following Poodler working at the STD outpatient department. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Tansers' got talent. Not a TV show. Just a statement of fact. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Strictly come Tansing. Tansers struts his stuff on the ballroom. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Is he a confirmed bumder then? There's 2 (I'm sure they won't mind me saying) openly gay regular posters already so I'm sure he won't have to look far.Just cos they're gay doesn't mean they have shit standards Link to comment
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