spamspamspam Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Tourettes Roulette Host stands in the dogfuckercuntswapperuglybaaastard middle of 37 Tourettes suffers wohooooooo and throws a notanigger white ball as hard hard hard hard ON as they can. The winner is the best dogfuckingcuntswappingunglybastaaard at keeping their ticks under fuckoffyoumamothtoothedarsewipe control. 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Downston Abbey. Period drama using Downs syndrome actors. Downston Abbey A period drama starring "special" actors Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 It's clearly too good an idea for ITV not to do Link to comment
Henry Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Brown-fun Abbey Anal hi-jinks. In period costume. Link to comment
Redstar Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 CrapperJack...a montage of our illustrious captain crapping out of challenges...i.e. a highlights reel from any game. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Enemies. An American sitcom, revolving around six 20-30 somethings living in Manhattan, who all fucking hate each another. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 The Mews at 10. A cat mewing on the telly at 10pm. OR A real estate program at 10pm featuring attractive mews properties, newly for sale. (go for whichever one would get the highest viewing figures). Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Brown-fun Abbey Anal hi-jinks. In period costume.Dreadful Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Monkey tennis. Sevco fans play tennis together, on glass strewn govan waste ground. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 World Championship FartsA bunch of pished guffie cunts in fancy dress gather at the Lakeside and have a farting competition that is much better on the telly than actually being there. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Monkey Tennis. Monkey tennis. Fools seldom differ Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Have I got a second series? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Survivor Well known Aberdeen hard men get given aids and see who lasts longest Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 What do they win ? You'd win the chance to be on another game show: I Fire Blankety Blanks. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 It Ain't Half Hot Rumpus. The comic misadventures of an Aberdonian living in India masturbating and fellating the local menfolk. 2 1 Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Fat fighters Channel 4 Monday evenings. Obviously a programme you've never watched you stupid, obese, sad eyes, dundeeonian cunt. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 That Was The Wick That Was. The town of Wick is razed to the ground and the population murdered and the bodies incinerated so that no trace that it ever existed is left, except for £100 confiscated from a badly midget who's shite at pool. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Fat fighters Channel 4 Monday evenings. Obviously a programme you've never watched you stupid, obese, sad eyes, dundeeonian cunt.I've no interest in watching fat people fighting, spunkbreath. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Beast Enders. Ordinary members of the public compete to win a million pounds by finding the most inventive and entertaining ways to execute sex offenders. Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 ^ You're trying too hard now. Give up. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 ^ Why don't you have another HILARIOUS dig at Reekie? For the 8 millionth time. 1 1 Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 ^ Why don't you have another HILARIOUS dig at Reekie? For the 8 millionth time. I amuse myself, couldn't care less what you or anyone of your ilk think. And anyway, what about you and constant 'rumpus giving blow jobs to pakis' routine? T'was mildly amusing 15 million posts ago, you 'Jump On the Bandwagon' prick. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I amuse myself, couldn't care less what you or anyone of your ilk think. And anyway, what about you and constant 'rumpus giving blow jobs to pakis' routine? T'was mildly amusing 15 million posts ago, you 'Jump On the Bandwagon' prick.I'd give up if it didn't so clearly get on your tits. Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Could get a medium sized village situated on your tits. Sad eyed prick. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Could get a medium sized village situated on your tits. Sad eyed prick.Do you honestly believe that's my photo? What a plum! Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 You stated it was, are you now admitting you're a bare faced liar? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 You stated it was, are you now admitting you're a bare faced liar?Yip. Are you admitting you are a gullible cocksmoker? Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 If you want to take this off line so as not to ruin the topic of the thread I'll be in chat room at 21.17. We can sort it out Mano a Mano Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 You'd win the chance to be on another game show: I Fire Blankety Blanks. I understand it canna be easy your kids being brought up by another man... It's ok I'll take the shots for a fellow aberdeen fan. Shoot away See il even set you up ? Link to comment
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