Poodler Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 EastNeukEnders With the imminent closing of the famous watering hole, Barbara Windsor is brought in to try and save the ailing pub. Link to comment
minijc Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Hala Is It Me You're Looking For- Join Lionel Richie as he goes on a tour of Britains Hala friendly kebab shops. Storage Wars- A group of nonces are filmed as they bid against each other to find the best storage device for their videos and pics. Link to comment
ab24_5qh Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Top Gear, a show about high quality narcotics. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Panoramad - an investigative piece into the mind of StandFreeEd and the depraved users of Ab-Mad. Link to comment
Jigot Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Flog it.With Nigella Lawson wearing fuck all bar a sheer body stocking, thrashing the fuck out of some fuckers arse (mine) with a bamboo stick. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted January 24, 2016 Site Sponsor Share Posted January 24, 2016 Flog it.With Nigella Lawson wearing fuck all bar a sheer body stocking, thrashing the fuck out of some fuckers arse (mine) with a bamboo stick.That you in your avatar clutching yer pole waiting for nigella, jig? Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Flog it.With Nigella Lawson wearing fuck all bar a sheer body stocking, thrashing the fuck out of some fuckers arse (mine) with a bamboo stick.Fucking hell min, that's quite a vision I've in my head now.Is she covered in Flour dust as well? Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Fucking hell min, that's quite a vision I've in my head now.Is she covered in Flour dust as well? no, cocaine. 1 Link to comment
ab24_5qh Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Coronation Chicken Street. A show where much loved members of the Coronation Street cast show viewers how to make their favorite Coronation Chicken based meal. Link to comment
Jigot Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 That you in your avatar clutching yer pole waiting for nigella, jig? I don't have a reason to grin like "Chopper" M'Whanga Fucking hell min, that's quite a vision I've in my head now.Is she covered in Flour dust as well? Years ago a mate of mine carried a photo of Elkie Brooks in a body stocking, he used to disapear into the bogs quite a lot, iirc.no, cocaine.A perfect choice of decorative dusting, you sir have good taste! Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Celebrity Stars. Watch on as famous folk present their dishcloth holders for judging by a deviant panel including our very own Pipes. This week it's a Dundee Derby featuring Lorraine Kelly & Liz McColganBlimey. First episode is surely starting with the extremes (one would imagine) and working inwards? Or is it the geographical spread that will keep viewers riveted? Link to comment
Henry Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Supermarket Creep Daytripping is arrested after lingering a bit too long at his local Spar, hoping to chat up the Thai bird there. 6 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Deal or no Deal Find out if tup will honour his bets. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Line off Sooty. A party at Matthew Corbett's takes a turn for the better as Sooty pulls out a quarter. 1 Link to comment
HairyPie Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Through the bumhole.Contestants get to watch colonoscopy footage of several celebrities and guess who each is by scanning their bowel contents for clues. 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 The Wanking Dead Poodler and Jimmy Savile's ghost present live from the hospital morgue. Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Wheeler Dealers; Bluto adds a furry dice to a classic vintage car increasing it's re-sale value tenfold. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Faking Dad. Three chaps knob their blindfolded mums who have to guess whether it's their husband or their son. The two losers have to shave their daddy's balls. Winner gets a gam from their granny.Blatant theft from a standard night in Wick. Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Faking Dad: Sterile contestants who punish themselves in the gym for being less than a proper man search worldwide for single mothers to get engaged to. 6 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Undercovers Boss Each week the boss of a company finds out what his employees are like in bed. Link to comment
minijc Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 You've Been Flamed Chat show hosted by Simon Weston speaking to burn victims about their ordeal. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 The Two Ronnies 2017. Live feed from the coffins of Messrs Barker and Corbett as they decompose. Link to comment
Henry Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Undercover Toss A live feed from Bluto's bedroom Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 The Two Ronnies 2017.Live feed from the coffins of Messrs Barker and Corbett as they decompose. In fairness I'd probably tune-in for that. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Game for a ShaftMatthew Kelly presents hidden camera footage of unsuspecting members of the public getting their arses raped. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Lame for a Laugh. John McCririck gets a dead leg and tries to run the Grand National course. Link to comment
The Village Seagull Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 who came over the seagulls nest. Viewers are asked to guess who ejaculated as Dad, Souper & Creole crack one off over a hungry seagullWhere can I sign up? You will of course get executive producer credit. Link to comment
rumpus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Undercover Toss A live feed from Bluto's bedroom In fairness, I'd probably tune in to that. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Downston Abbey A period drama starring "special" actors Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Faking Dad: Sterile contestants who punish themselves in the gym for being less than a proper man search worldwide for single mothers to get engaged to. What do they win ? Link to comment
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