Things That Make Your Blood Boil...

[The Boofon]

Well pigs then, pedantic cunt, they love nothing better than 'hamming' it up, bunch of fucking gaylords all of them is what I'm saying and damned fine you know it.

 

Pigs?

 

What have pigs got to do with anything in all of this?

 

Artists certainly don't ham it up. That would be thesps that do that. Have you got all confused again?

 

It's artists you were having a pop at. You just accidently called them thesps.

 

Count to 10 and then reply.

 

Add bumbling ranting lunatics to my list while you're at it.

[tup]

Well they certainly love fucking drama anyway which makes me think you act in your spare time you faggot

 

They are the same thing is what I'm saying for the 3rd fucking time.

 

 

 

Cunts who make you repeat yourself, because they didna listen the first time.

[The Boofon]

Well they certainly love fucking drama anyway which makes me think you act in your spare time you faggot

 

They are the same thing is what I'm saying for the 3rd fucking time.

 

 

 

Cunts who make you repeat yourself, because they didna listen the first time.

 

Where in all of this does it say that thespians "cut a coo in half and stick it in a massive over-sized pickled egg jar that he's somehow laid his hands on with the £80m grant he's been handed."

 

Do you know what an artist actually is compared with someone who performs on the theatre stage?

 

Do artists do drama, singing or dancing?

 

An artist who would "cut a coo in half and stick it in a massive over-sized pickled egg jar that he's somehow laid his hands on with the £80m grant he's been handed." has no relationship whatsoever to a thespian.

 

Nothing at all.

Boofon: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Eating a bitch out and giving a bitch a foot massage treading the boards and being an artist up his own arse ain't even the same fucking thing.

 

Tup: It's not, it's the same ballpark.

 

Boofon: Ain't no fucking ballpark neither. Now, look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know touching his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies starring in a Broadway Musical and shoving a dead coo in a tank ain't the same fucking ball park. It ain't the same league. It ain't even the same fucking sport.

 

Is that understood?

[BrianFaePerth]

Where in all of this does it say that thespians "cut a coo in half and stick it in a massive over-sized pickled egg jar that he's somehow laid his hands on with the

[The Boofon]

Ballpark? Are you two septic tanks or what?

 

 

It's a movie quote ye thick Jute cunt.

 

Movies starring a thespian and pilot no less. Just to add to dipshit's confusion.

[tup]

Oh dinna get me started on 'movies', let's chuck $100m at making a massive dinosaur out of rubber and plastic and get it to crush paper mache skyscrapers and stuff, and then get some 'hero' to nail it late on in laboriously predictable strung out fashion, to get thick folk along to the cinema to watch this drivel, great idea, worked too.

 

 

I'm saying anyone involved in the 'arts' which includes drama and acting is a faggot.

 

However I'm sure you'll know that from your experiences of backstage as you are getting your tutu fitted for your role in Cinderella you obstinate sausage jockey.

[daytripping]

School Kids at lunchtimes - Loud, annoying and they take up every inch of every fecking pavement! I had this kid walk straight into me as he wasn'tr paying attention where he was going. He bounced right off mind you, but still! They should be staggered so they aren't all coming out at the same time, especially in town where there is 3 different schools all coming out for lunch at the same time (obviously!). Then you nip into a sandwich shop and there is a queue of about 20 of them!

 

Apart from some of the senior girls!

 

Some of them walk aboot with skirts that would fit through the belt loops in my jeans!

 

I know it's not right to look but some of them are stunning.

[The Boofon]

 

 

 

I'm saying anyone involved in the 'arts' which includes drama and acting is a faggot.

 

 

 

That's better. :thumbs:

 

 

I agree. However I thoroughly recommend this book for reading. You'd think he was a shirt lifter to look at him but it's a truly magnificent read. :thumbs:

 

Pete Postlethwaite

[tup]

Allied to these stunning bairns, you get the just passed their test, souped up to the max Corsa and Fiesta crew, 'OI, OI ' with their happy hardcore blaring from speakers twice the size of the fucking car

[Bluto10]

Allied to these stunning bairns, you get the just passed their test, souped up to the max Corsa and Fiesta crew, 'OI, OI ' with their happy hardcore blaring from speakers twice the size of the fucking car

 

when i was young i always dreamed of leaving school at 16 and getting a nova s.r.

[The Boofon]

when i was young i always dreamed of leaving school at 16 and getting a nova s.r.

 

Not the most ambitious of sorts then?

 

Dayts oggling senior girls at school is wrong on so many levels. It's not illegal but it's not cricket. Not for a man in his 40's like you anyway.

[Bluto10]

Dayts oggling senior girls at school is wrong on so many levels. It's not illegal but it's not cricket. Not for a man in his 40's like you anyway.

 

 

hhhhmmm let us see.

 

days is a self confessed soccer mentalist with a penchant for goggle jackets and eye-ing up school girls who are less than half his age.

 

youre some boys dayts.

[daytripping]

Come on................17 years old, long blonde hair, blouse just managing to hold the bosoms in but the buttons are stretched to breaking point, skirt 3 inches long, legs to die for!!

 

The school blazer is the only thing that makes it wrong.

[tup]

As long as you dinna solicit them on Facebook and pose as a 17 year old loon I'm sure you'll be OK to look.

[Pash]

when i was young i always dreamed of leaving school at 16 and getting a nova s.r.

 

I always knew you were cool Bluto.

[The Boofon]

Come on................17 years old, long blonde hair, blouse just managing to hold the bosoms in but the buttons are stretched to breaking point, skirt 3 inches long, legs to die for!!

 

The school blazer is the only thing that makes it wrong.

 

 

When you put it like that the school blazer makes it right.

[daytripping]

As long as you dinna solicit them on Facebook and pose as a 17 year old loon I'm sure you'll be OK to look.

 

I don't use Facebook, heap of shyte.

[tup]

I don't use Facebook, heap of shyte.

 

Back on topic in the nick of time before the silent 'Spiken Shit' crew wheefed away all our well constructed and thought out posts to the Guantanamo bay of threads.

[Bluto10]

I always knew you were cool Bluto.

 

 

i also couldnt wait to get a minimum wage job so that i could date a fit bird 3/4 years below me at school.

[Henry]

when i was young i always dreamed of leaving school at 16

 

 

i also couldnt wait to get a minimum wage job so that i could date a fit bird 3/4 years below me at school.

 

Beast.

[The Boofon]

i also couldnt wait to get a minimum wage job so that i could date a fit bird 3/4 years below me at school.

 

 

Self confessed paedos make my blood boil.

[Pash]

The youngest girl I have pulled was 13.

 

I was also 13 at the time.

[Bluto10]

The youngest girl I have pulled was 13.

 

I was also 13 at the time.

 

was he a good snog?

[tup]

Cunt-arsed moderators, who drive coaches and horses through rigorous debate with their brutal broadbrush approach to what they deem to be the speaking of shit, without recourse.

 

I'd be speaking some shit in a day if these fuckers were judge, jury and executioner.

[StandFree1982]

Apart from some of the senior girls!

 

Some of them walk aboot with skirts that would fit through the belt loops in my jeans!

 

I know it's not right to look but some of them are stunning.

The problem is, it's not just the "older" girls that are wearing these skirts, it's the 13-15y/os that are also dressing like naughty schoolgirls and most of the time they look 17+! It's best just to pretend you don't notice! Some of them do have very long legs though, so I can see exactly where you are coming from. Most of the skirts wouldn't be out of place in a nightclub.

[granite sheep]

When your in the gym on a weights machine and someone asks how long your gonna be, and then "hovers" beside ye waiting for their turn. I dinna mind it so much if the place is busy, but when it's quiet, it's fucking annoying.

Gossiping cunts at work fa like nothing more than to make up malicious stories about folk, and ostracize ye after ye tell them that fit yer doin is bang out of order. And guess fit, stories are being made up about yours truly, the cunts.

[Bluto10]

And guess fit, stories are being made up about yours truly, the cunts.

 

 

so its true then?

[StandFree1982]

Hearing Aberdeen fans who are more interested in the "Carling Cup" than Aberdeens game tonight

 

"Man United are playing tonight, do you think <insert foreigner> will get a game? what formation?"

 

Aberdeen fans who have been to Old Trafford more than Pittodrie.

 

People from Aberdeen who support an English club as their "first team"

 

Glory Hunters.

[tup]

I detest EPL fans who are Scottish, they are every bit as reprehensible as Rangers and Celtic supporters who live well north of Glasgow.

 

I couldna give a fuck what formation Man United play, in any game, they are the Rangers of England, favoured by the authorities.

[StandFree1982]

You come into work on a Monday morning and the football chat goes in this order:

 

1) Discussion on the controversy and/or "thrilling" game in the premiership

2) How the big clubs (English) got on at the weekend

3) Discussion on how well the Manchester United players did and how well the "new boy" got on as a sub.

4) Discuss post match interviews

5) "I hear Aberdeen were rubbish this weekend" then back to work.