Things That Make Your Blood Boil...

[E-P-K]

never knew tup resided in wick like. that's a fair hyke to every home game?

 

Like to see him tackle the Berryden braes at 100MPH (or what ever they are called)

[StandFree1982]

It doesn't take long though. He has a hovercarft that goes at 100mph.

Do the eels drive it? or are they used as a form of fuel?

[The Boofon]

Do the eels drive it? or are they used as a form of fuel?

 

No idea. He refuses to have me as a passenger on the account of the fact I'm a prick.

[StandFree1982]

No idea. He refuses to have me as a passenger on the account of the fact I'm a prick.

I suspect it's more down to the nature of the eels. They probably don't get on well with pricks, or so i'm told!

 

Seen another fanny jaw'ed, anal loving cyclist today going through red lights again this morning! It's no wonder people hate cyclists, there are too many absolute knobs on the road! I'll admit, I cycle to work on occasions, but I try and keep to the rules of the road and not go through lights, or cross streets when the pedestrians are crossing etc.

 

I can't stand it when you are driving along a country road, doing a fairly decent speed thats not going to get you killed but is still fast enough that you need to actually break round corners, and you will ALWAYS get some cunt coming up right behind you moving back and forth looking at any opportunity to over take you so he can drive at 90 towards blind corners and summits. Nothing pisses them off more than when you slow right down to about 40mph! and take corners like an auld woman. And just before you get to a long straight again, you speed the hell up so he doesnt get the chance to overtake you Ok, that is just being a cunt, but don't tailgate me when i'm going at a decent speed myself.

[The Boofon]

I'm not a fan of cyclists either.

 

It's a strange way to get about.

 

Just run or catch a bus.

[OneBeboMaguire]

I'm not a fan of cyclists either.

 

It's a strange way to get about.

 

Just run or catch a bus.

aye, should just man up and get a motor. idiocy.

[E-P-K]

Customer service departments.

 

Had a justified reason to call BT, time to haggle the telecom's behemoth for a better discounted deal. An eternity of automated bullshit, with the sole purpose of slamming the phone down before you get to "talk" to anyone. But I showed some perseverance and got through to Mahendra Singh Dhoni who was able to take my data protection details to then advise that he was unable to assist, but would transfer me through to the relevant department, last thing I said was don't do a cold transfer and make me go through data protection again.

 

Shock horror, when transferred through to the next department, I have to go through all the rigmarole with Frankie the brash weegie, I was hoping it may of been India again, as would have had a better chance of understanding him, but the jist I got, I would need to speak to the customer options department, so for a 3rd a final transfer. cold again, guffy Matt answered, he must of slipped through the BT net, as he was actually helpful and added a

[The Boofon]

People who aren't practicing the craft.

[OneBeboMaguire]

people who are fine by themselves but utter cunts with others, detest it.

[StandFree1982]

people who are fine by themselves but utter cunts with others, detest it.

Aye, there are a lot of these types out there. Two faced bastards usually.

[StandFree1982]

People with poor hygiene. Smelly fuckers on public transport especially.

[tup]

Unemployed folk who have no hope of employment, such is their basic lack of any kind of positive attribute, HIV notwithstanding.

 

Firing squad if I had my way.

[StandFree1982]

Benefit cheats.

 

Another one in the Evening Express today. 47 year old fat cow with three kids. Claimed that she was single, when in fact she was married and recieved over

[tup]

Feel sorry for her kids though.

 

Don't.

 

They'll be scum too.

[Henry]

Exactly tup. They'll be well-schooled in the arts of benefit thievery as well, so no doubt we'll be seeing them in the Evening Express in the not too distant future.

[OneBeboMaguire]

people who are unable to co-ordinate with others to come to a conclusion. mates are trying to organize a holiday for next year but we're just going round in circles, ridiculous.

[StandFree1982]

People who ALWAYS answer you with a "what?" no matter how fucking clearly you say something to them. You know the fucker heard you!!

[OneBeboMaguire]

People who ALWAYS answer you with a "what?" no matter how fucking clearly you say something to them. You know the fucker heard you!!

and then after saying it for a third time following up with a, ''sorry, i don't know what your saying''.

[tup]

People who do a mock-horror style sharp intake of breath when you say something mildly controversial, as if you've just said you fully endorsed the holocaust

[Scarface]

Cyclists using the pavement. Next one to ride past me is getting clotheslined.

[The Boofon]

Cyclists using the pavement. Next one to ride past me is getting clotheslined.

 

You'll miss as he's already passed you.

 

 

People who cannot do a proper clothesline piss me off.

[StandFree1982]

You'll miss as he's already passed you.

 

 

People who cannot do a proper clothesline piss me off.

[granite sheep]

Watchin boxing on Channel 5 when it suddenly blacks out for no bloody good reason

[tightbreeks]

english sporting commentators laughing at stupid foreign names because they're too lazy to bother pronouncing them properly.

 

on saying that, the yank boxing commentators love calling crolla, coh roll oh

[dervish]

Good shout at the boxing. Nearly booted a nobber off a bike when he nearly ran into me on a pedestrian precinct. Seemed to think he was some kind of bike messenger in a rush to deliver the launch code for the rocket which would destroy the asteroid heading to earth and prevent the world apocalypse, rather than just a arsehole. He even shouted and gave the 'v' after he was a good 50M away brave lad.

[tightbreeks]

that, and folk who put foreign objects into the asher. like pot noodle sachets.

 

lighter thieves and using roach material from your own paraphernalia, without asking. hell awaits.

[zerodon47]

the absolute fucktwats fa moan that theres nae enough black managers fae the 92 english clubs. FUCK OFF!!! nothin t d we theyr colour, its cos the anes that have had jobs were fuckin shit!!! cocks!

[dervish]

The amount of shite junk mail you have to bin.

The fact that recycling is imposed now, what if I think trucking about waste and using a rake of energy to turn it into borderline shite is a bad idea?

Councils/Councillors, they are all cunts who've no idea what they are doing, think they are important and would actually cause less harm if they did nothing.

Social workers, the 1% of good ones are drowned out and tarred with the brush that says they are all fopish lazy wankers either to be found on training courses or on the sick.

Training courses, 99% of the bastarding things you never remember 2 weeks later "what was the name of that course again?" and some donkey "expert" is getting

[Jones]

Oh aye. Especially when it is a pavement wide enough for say 3. You are walking yourself towards 3 people walking alongside each other and they somehow expect you to split up to create space rather than them.

 

Just slow down. If they're walking faster than you are they'll go around you.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Accents. Specifically the northern Irish accent of the bint next to me in the cafe just now. Shut the fuck up you fucking annoying cow.

Also the Welsh tragedy, a horrific ending for all concerned but also horrific on my ears having to listen to Welsh accents on the radio and TV. My god, that accent could be used as a form of torture.