dj_bollocks Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Now obviously there's much more important things wrong with the world... I just can't let this one go... Now you might have things that raise your blood pressure, get the veins in your temples going... Today some c**t on eBay gave me negative feedback on an item they bid for and won but never paid for, because they thought the P&P I was charging was too much even though that information was clear on the item description and that I wasn't going to profit from it anyway. I wouldn't have minded if the item was sh*t, or if I'd been a lying scam artist, but I'm not. They "won" a f**king 99p DVD, and didn't want to pay for it... Small fry I know but it's the equivalent of calling me a lying c**t to my face and for that you will always get a reaction... f**king moany jobsworth c**t's - that's the sort of thing that you can have a wee moan about in this thread... Link to comment
Scarface Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Folk who sound their car horns in residential areas after midnight. I reckon if the punishment for doing so was a public beheading, Amnesty International would be like "firm but fair". Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Folk who sound their car horns in residential areas after midnight. I reckon if the punishment for doing so was a public beheading, Amnesty International would be like "firm but fair". or boy racers with extremely loud exhausts driving fast in residential areas late at night. you are not cool and you look like a prick in that sh*t car - f**k off Link to comment
robbo Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 or boy racers with extremely loud exhausts driving fast in residential areas late at night. you are not cool and you look like a prick in that sh*t car - f**k off theres a c**t who drives past my door on his motorbike most nights about midnight and you can genuinely hear him coming from about 1/2 mile away and has been doing so for the best part of 3 years. im severely tempted to tie a rope from my door to the opposite lamp post in very much a guillotine fashion. wouldnt be so bad if it werent near impossible to get to my house on a motor bike the direction he comes. hes either brave or an absolute idiot. one day hell impale himself on a bit of broken fencing in the dark. one can only hope Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share Posted May 10, 2011 or boy racers with extremely loud exhausts driving fast in residential areas late at night. you are not cool and you look like a prick in that sh*t car - f**k off Oh yes, I live on a street that these c**ts think is a f**king drag strip... Makes you wish the worst for them... Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share Posted May 10, 2011 Folk who sound their car horns in residential areas after midnight. I reckon if the punishment for doing so was a public beheading, Amnesty International would be like "firm but fair". I f**king hate that too... especially if it's a taxi driver... Don't be a c**t, just cause YOU'RE in a hurry... Get out your car and ring the doorbell... Link to comment
Quagmire Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 People that read a paper on top of other papers piss me off to a point where i've started shoulder charging them. Man or woman, you're going down. Link to comment
forbesz1903 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Grasses people who have nothing better to do with their time than tell tales on people, e.g. Persons in the work place who go grassing to superiors or loudly speak to me if i'm doing something so as to draw attention to it. c**ts and usually guffie b*stards who are doing it. Policemen/women... all Policemen and Woman are arseholes who have taken the job so they can look down on people and have a bit of authority because in earlier life no c**t likes them. Junkies, and people who feel sorry for them. Don't anyone try and tell me people who are hooked on herion didn't have the choice to say no... it's their fault their hooked on it, so they can deal with the consequences, don't mope around pretending your the victim you toothless junkie f**k. People who start fights, or act the big man, then suck up your ass when they realise their away to get a hiding. Little b*stards who are the big man when theres 10 of them and their mates but keep their head down and hide when their themselves... Got a list of little c**ts who need hiding after mouthing at me when their in a big group. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Today eh am mostly hating the c**t that drove their moped up the valley below oor hoose from 5.31-5.36am this morning Piece of shiite took ages tae get up the hill buzzing away like a retarded hairdryer and eh couldnae sleep eftirwards Link to comment
tup Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I detest the general public. Get out my f**kin way, I'm busy. I'm always in a hurry, even if I'm 15 mins early, last thing I need is some c**t dawdling along, zonked out their head on tablets from the doctor, usually retired or unemployed, in no hurry, because they've got f**k all worth existing for and nobody to talk to. f**koff, stay at home if that's your f**king attitude. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 i expected a longer list that that tup. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Cyclists Folk that belong to clubs Middle class folk Neighbours Neighbours with dugs Groups of guys Groups of wummin Link to comment
tup Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 People who play bingo? Words fail me. Cretins. Bingo players should face similar sanctions to smokers. If you want to play bingo, take your f**king ludicrous machine, your bingo caller, usually a convicted paedophile with a full tub of brylcreem on his nut, dodgy teeth, and shades, the full shebang, out to the f**king car park, and play it there, c**ts. Meanwhile, the rest of us can walk in and speak and stuff without being told to 'SSSSSSHHH' by some hatchet faced old hoor with a fag smoke coloured perm. All this 'legs eleven' and 'two fat ladies' pish, jesus, that enrages me! f**king hell. Link to comment
phoenix Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 To the 'supreme being' , nothing is intolerable . Admittedly hell can be other people but staying 'calm under pressure' is advisable at all times. To be cool , in fact. Ain't easy . like. http://www.ehow.com/how_2082945_stay-calm-under-pressure.html Link to comment
barassie_afc Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Jaikie b*stards Bitter auld c**ts Fat c**ts Scotrail Link to comment
tup Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Oh yes, bloaters, dinna get me started, morbidly obese people make me sick to the core of my stomach. Stop eating! Simple! Forget the f**king diet book, forget the subscription to the gym, forget throwing good money after bad, if you keep eating sh*te, you will remain fat! Hardly rocket-f**king-surgery fatboy! It's called willpower, something fat c**ts seem to have dispensed with somewhere along the line. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 fussy eaters. and especially when they are being fussy in company.just eat some food for gods sake, it winna kill you. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Oh yes, bloaters, dinna get me started, morbidly obese people make me sick to the core of my stomach. Stop eating! Simple! Forget the f**king diet book, forget the subscription to the gym, forget throwing good money after bad, if you keep eating sh*te, you will remain fat! Hardly rocket-f**king-surgery fatboy! It's called willpower, something fat c**ts seem to have dispensed with somewhere along the line. Eh second that Tup, and may eh add, the fact some of them use scooters. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Closer Magazine - If ever a media publication encouraged my misses to think she can keep those extra pounds off by behaving like Natalie Cassidy and trying fad diets and random gym memberships including personel trainers thus biting into my hard earned, its this ridicoulous rag. Although I do like looking at pictures of Holly Willoughby, be it slim or up the duff chubby in one of her pretty flowery dresses whilst taking my morning constitutional Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Eh second that Tup, and may eh add, the fact some of them use scooters. Not many bloaters floating about in Bergen though, eh Byen ?? Good healthy looking lasses who enjoy the outdoors and watersports Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Not many bloaters floating about in Bergen though, eh Byen ?? Good healthy looking lasses who enjoy the outdoors and watersports Aye, the solar powered stunners have been showing some skin round town the last few days Link to comment
Nespa Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Loudmouth birds that are the root of most fights in pubs/clubs Guys who you see out and about with Rangers/Celtic tops on and their teams are actually playing at the time! Thomas Cook....Changed ma flights from Glasgow to Newcastle this year going to Turkey.......and have now changed ma airline to Mint Airlines People who calm for benifits when there is feck all wrong with them.....two people in ma parents street get the full wack, mobility cars...money etc and work on the side and go hill walking etc...makes me so mad!yet my dad is retired, worked all his life but his legs are fecked now....he cant walk 10 yards without sitting down and can hardly get up stairs and is knocked backed for any help!The system is a joke! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 people who maon. People who invent new words really annoy me. What is a maon machine? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 People who invent new words really annoy me. What is a maon machine? its similar to a moan, but a bit different really. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 The Man makes my blood boil! Link to comment
robbo Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 people who cancel on you at the last minute. once in a blue moon is acceptable but cancelling every bloody time your arrange something with a different excuse is beyond a f**king joke. worst thing is when you put yourself in the position to let them do it again so you get annoyed at yourself for repeatedly falling for it. c**ts Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Policemen (I've gotten on with a few Policewomen)Arsehole bouncers.Smug c**ts.Smooth c**ts.Minks.Litterbugs.Folk with no manners.Racists. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 People who stand blocking doorways then look at you like a piece of sh*t when u happen to want to walk through said door. Boils my piss that does. Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 People who stand blocking doorways then look at you like a piece of sh*t when u happen to want to walk through said door. Boils my piss that does. F**kin right, make you sure you never say excuse me to those c**ts either! William Hills on Union Street beside the Grill is particularly bad for this. Link to comment
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