The Boofon Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Folk who call butteries, rollies or rowies. aff with there head. You've changed. It's fucking rollies. Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Fuck that shit, I like my tea hot. Folk who drink their tea and coffee lukewarm - what's the fucking point. Excuse me, hold the bus, all tickets 50p etc. Why would anyone in their right mind drink tea and fucking coffee full stop? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Excuse me, hold the bus, all tickets 50p etc. Why would anyone in their right mind drink tea and fucking coffee full stop? Mmmmmmm.....canna beat a cuppie o tea. Coffee is for hangovers only. Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 My blood boils 24/7 so anything basically. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 It's fucking rollies. Preserve of the mink. Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Mmmmmmm.....canna beat a cuppie o tea. Pathetic. I assume you wear slippers too, and pyjamas to your bed? Link to comment
Henry Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Mmmmmmm.....canna beat a cuppie o tea. Coffee is for hangovers faggots only. Sorted. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 You've changed. It's fucking rollies. Always been butteries to me. And softies for the ither kind of morning rolls. Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 The more tea breaks you have through the day the less work you have to do. I don't require the emotional crutch of a break, 100mph, all day every day, at war with the world from the moment my eyes open, 50 star jumps immediately, sets you up nicely for anither day of it. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Pathetic. I assume you wear slippers too, and pyjamas to your bed? Fit kind of question is that to ask? You some kind of woofter? MT "rubbing off" on you? Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 as the great alan partridge says people, i just hate the general public. Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Fit kind of question is that to ask? You some kind of woofter? MT "rubbing off" on you? No, these are the tools of the type of servile, pathetic saps who drink tea and coffee. I reckon if you heated up dirty dishwater, added a few sugars, and offered these useless hoors a break in order to tan it, they'd be falling over themselves. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I don't require the emotional crutch of a break, 100mph, all day every day, at war with the world from the moment my eyes open, 50 star jumps immediately, sets you up nicely for anither day of it. I presume you must be employed by the Highland and Island local authority. as due to the amount of time spent on here in daytime working hours, you wid get the square root of fuck all done. Or you inherited a small fortune and don't need to work, or lastly work in the equities department at the Swiss bank UBS. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I presume you must be employed by the Highland and Island local authority. as due to the amount of time spent on here in daytime working hours, you wid get the square root of fuck all done. Or you inherited a small fortune and don't need to work, or lastly work in the equities department at the Swiss bank UBS. Or you're an HSE supremo. Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I presume you must be employed by the Highland and Island local authority. as due to the amount of time spent on here in daytime working hours, you wid get the square root of fuck all done. Or you inherited a small fortune and don't need to work, or lastly work in the equities department at the Swiss bank UBS. No. I've already explained I do everything at 100mph, and that includes work. I do a full day's work as well as this, so count yourselves lucky. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 No. I've already explained I do everything at 100mph, and that includes work. I do a full day's work as well as this, so count yourselves lucky. How do you manage to drive through a 50mph speed limit at 100mph? Or through a 30mph speed limit for that matter? Very hazardous practice you have there. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I've already explained I do everything at 100mph, and that includes my boyfriend. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Or you're an HSE supremo. Oh, and HSE hob nobs, who think they are some some of oil 'n' gas related sensei. I could of bought my self a NEBOSH general cert from some highly qualified fraudster, but being a yes man, to the company man, does na appeal to me Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 How do you manage to drive through a 50mph speed limit at 100mph? Or through a 30mph speed limit for that matter? Very hazardous practice you have there. You'd be astonished were you ever a passenger in my car, which is highly unlikely, because you're a prick. Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 As mentioned on a previous thread kicking about somewhere i'm a huge fan of slippers and robe. I've contemplated taking my robe offshore with me before but i've never been able to make the space. I'd be quite the ticket. Perfect I suppose for when the 'cabin fever' kicks in, easy access to shove your cock down your room-mate's throat if nothing else. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 You'd be astonished were you ever a passenger in my car, which is highly unlikely, because you're a prick. I'd be astonished as well because you proclaimed earlier that you don't own a car. Ye prick. Link to comment
tup Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I'd be astonished as well because you proclaimed earlier that you don't own a car. Ye prick. However, I'm a complete menace behind the wheel. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 However, I'm a complete menace behind the wheel. I'm sure you are. However as you don't own a car I cannot be a passenger in your car. Do you agree with that statement? Link to comment
ebbe Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 However, I'm a complete menace behind the wheel. doesn't have a car, hasn't had a taxi in over 10 years how do you get about tup? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 doesn't have a car, hasn't had a taxi in over 10 years how do you get about tup? Tup doesn't own a car, but he has access to one I believe. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 doesn't have a car, hasn't had a taxi in over 10 years how do you get about tup? A Hovercraft full of eels is my guess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN9mP2_1A-c Link to comment
ebbe Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Tup doesn't own a car, but he has access to one I believe. i was beginning to think tup was a chopper pilot fae dyce. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 doesn't have a car, hasn't had a taxi in over 10 years how do you get about tup? As surprising as it may seem, Wick's sprawling suburban area is walk able in all directions. Link to comment
ebbe Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 As surprising as it may seem, Wick's sprawling suburban area is walk able in all directions. never knew tup resided in wick like. that's a fair hyke to every home game? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 never knew tup resided in wick like. that's a fair hyke to every home game? It doesn't take long though. He has a hovercarft that goes at 100mph. Link to comment
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