Henry Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Aye, it'll be the Buckie branch of Waitrose for him from now on. Link to comment
tup Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Bump into boofon and EPK no doubt. Link to comment
Henry Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Doubtful, Boofon's cleaner likely does his shopping too. Link to comment
tup Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Doubtful, Boofon's cleaner likely does his shopping too.As well as countless other thankless tasks, poor reekie dock. 6 Link to comment
E-P-K Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Bump into boofon and EPK no doubt. Nothing wrong with Lidls Tup min, Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Doubtful, Boofon's cleaner likely does his shopping too.No the au pair does that. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 No the au pair does that. Can you ask her to look out 6 eggs for me, Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Lild is ace. Fuck walking around a tesco the size of two fitba pitches to buy the same stuff for double the price. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 As well as countless other thankless tasks, poor reekie dock.Tell me about it bloody nightmare cleaning up after Boofon when he's had a couple oh lambini's Loves laying jobbies on the carpets Link to comment
Henry Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Lottery bastards, going up to 59 numbers now instead of 49. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3127201/Banking-big-lotto-win-odds-just-got-worse-10-balls-added-1-45m-chance-jackpot.html The odds of winning the National Lottery jackpot are to more than treble to an eye-watering 45 million to one under radical changes announced yesterday. From October, players will have to choose six out of 59 numbers, rather than the current 49. Dr John Haigh, emeritus reader in mathematics at the University of Sussex, said: ‘The chance of winning the jackpot, which at the moment is one in 14 million, will be one in 45 million when the extra ten balls are added.’ Dr Haigh, who does not play the lottery, added: ‘But because the chance of winning the jackpot is lower, when you do win the amount will be higher. This will also mean a lot more rollovers, and they create excitement. I expect Camelot will see this as an exciting feature.’ Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 It's called the "idiot tax" by statisticians for a reason.You are more likely to be struck by lightning or die in an air-crash than win the lottery jackpot. The government loves lottery players. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Did Mini not win the lottery? Sure I remember something about that.. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Did Mini not win the lottery? Sure I remember something about that.. No, he was struck by lightning. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 A quarter of a billion!!!! Holy fucking shit!!!!! First stop the dentist to buy some front teeth! http://www.break.com/video/chris-shaw-announces-he-won-s2585-million-lottery-2983493 Link to comment
minijc Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Did Mini not win the lottery? Sure I remember something about that..Parents won 11 years ago now, not a massive amount (that sounds cunty) but it was a lot for them. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Parents won 11 years ago now, not a massive amount (that sounds cunty) but it was a lot for them.Nice. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 I won 10'er few years ago spent it on booze and easy women True story... Link to comment
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