Bluto10 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Got a bit awkward after that, I was dying to say it's some zit-ridden student in a suit FFS min, but it would have ruined it for him so I bit my lip. angus isnt played by bad_mobby, is he? Link to comment
Pash Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 My loon said to me 'where does he live?' after we met Angus recently. I had promised him that, should Angus offer the customary handshake, and then withdraw it at the last minute and do the thumb to nose gesture, I'd give Angus a good, solid punch in the stomach, half him. My loon was keenly anticipating that, but Angus never did it FFS, letdown. Anyway I said 'he lives in a field'. My loon said 'but he's got football boots on!' Me - 'he takes them off' Got a bit awkward after that, I was dying to say it's some zit-ridden student in a suit FFS min, but it would have ruined it for him so I bit my lip. He lives in Tough, Alfordshire. I would love to see you wrestle with Angus live on TV just as the teams come out the tunnel. Link to comment
tup Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 He lives in Tough, Alfordshire. I would love to see you wrestle with Angus live on TV just as the teams come out the tunnel. Imagine the headlines. Record: 'DONS THUG STICKS IT ON HIS OWN MASCOT IN FRONT OF HIS OWN SMALL CHILD, WHO CHEERED HIM ON!!!!!' Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Listened to their press conference on way home from work. Seem like a decent couple, but why go public? I can never understand people who do this. Link to comment
tup Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Fucking man u! Seems you need to be a fat gloryhunting prick to win the lotto. Check the hun fae Largs, 3 heart attacks, 6 fish suppers a week, disability benefits. Ideally he'd be shot and the money given to good causes, like me for instance. I'm stopping buying tickets. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Seems you need to be a fat gloryhunting prick to win the lotto. Your day will come then tup. Link to comment
tup Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Your day will come then tup. I only fulfill one of those three criteria Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I only fulfill one of those three criteria The prick one? Link to comment
tup Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 The prick one? Aye, obviously. Link to comment
Ando Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Fat cunts fae Suffolk (one of 'em Scottish) win Link to comment
tup Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 She'll need a hoora size of parachute. More fat cunts winning the lottery. It's high time some thin folk won it. Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Due to my strict no gambling rule I don't play the Lottery anymore. It's a shame, I'd have probably won the EuroMillions twice by now. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 An Aberdeenshire couple who scooped more than Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 when you win the lottery do you have to pose for press pictures and stories? thered be fcuik all chacnce of me telling folk i'm minted if i won. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 What has Mo Farah got to do with this tale other than they were in the same race? What a fucking strange thing to say. I'm truly baffled. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Another pair of fat cunts. why dont you get any good looking winners? Link to comment
tup Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 You sure that's not you and your wife in the picture Bluto? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 You sure that's not you and your wife in the picture Bluto? ha ha. small town though, they winna blend in. couple of fcukin bloaters. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I'd rub all your fucking noses in it, you cunts. maybe then youd get some mates. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 when you win the lottery do you have to pose for press pictures and stories? thered be fcuik all chacnce of me telling folk i'm minted if i won. Only if you decide to go public with your win. If you choose to remain anonymous then obviously you don't pose for the cameras although it would take about a week before you were sussed. I don't play the lottery. It's a tax on the stupid. I'm fucking loaded anyway. Far more so than the resident gobshite on here but I prefer to keep that to myself. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 why dont you get any good looking winners? The good looking winners tend to be the ones with a bit of common sense and comfortable before their win. Therefore they aren't brain dead enough to go public and get hounded by the tabloid press. Simple enough really. It tends to be the minky down trodden cunts that shout from the rooftops on the front page of The Sun. Link to comment
tup Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I'm fucking loaded anyway. Far more so than the resident gobshite on here but I prefer to keep that to myself. Aye you fairly keep your cards close to your chest on that. (I'll just shred the three page email you sent me congratulating yourself on your new job) Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 i'd keep schtum me. pass the brand new porsche 959 off as a luck competition win and the new found penchant for bottles of bubbly down the pub are simply down to an effort to lose weigh by avoiding calorific beer. nobody would be any the wiser. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Aye you fairly keep your cards close to your chest on that. (I'll just shred the three page email you sent me congratulating yourself on your new job) Sent privately though. Not announced to the world via a new thread. Link to comment
tup Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Soon will be soon as I get round to copying and pasting it :thumbs: Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Soon will be soon as I get round to copying and pasting it :thumbs: Really? I'll copy and paste the one from the other month from you then. Link to comment
tup Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 You can't. It's private. Hardly anyway. You wish you were as hard as me. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Congrats on the new job Boof, hopefully it's still in the desert, I could do with hearing more about your exploits out there. 1 Link to comment
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