diamondsr4ever Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 That's rumpus and Kelt then, both jeer bandits. Anyone else coming out? I've always been to fat to fit into the closet to come out of it. Link to comment
tup Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I forgot bluto said yesterday he went to a gay ball, that's four. rumpusKeltmillertimebluto To be honest you could have guessed the latter two were chutney ferrets with your eyes shut, but I'm surprised at the former two, nevertheless, they're all getting tarred with the same brush. Any more chocolate swordsmen wish to be added to this surprisingly large list. You hear homos banging on about 1 in 10 folk are homos and all this pish In school, there were maybe a couple of homos in the year, making it more like 1 in 200 or so, the spaghetti hoops generation, GM homos. Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I forgot bluto said yesterday he went to a gay ball, that's four. rumpusKeltmillertimebluto To be honest you could have guessed the latter two were chutney ferrets with your eyes shut, but I'm surprised at the former two, nevertheless, they're all getting tarred with the same brush. Any more chocolate swordsmen wish to be added to this surprisingly large list. You hear homos banging on about 1 in 10 folk are homos and all this pish In school, there were maybe a couple of homos in the year, making it more like 1 in 200 or so, the spaghetti hoops generation, GM homos. GMac........... Link to comment
tup Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 GMac........... Genetically modified min, chemically altered. By the laboratory manufactured spaghetti hoops. Did you know that Mossad invented cherry tomatoes in a petri dish? Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Genetically modified min, chemically altered. By the laboratory manufactured spaghetti hoops. Did you know that Mossad invented cherry tomatoes in a petri dish? do u know tomatoes are better for you cooked than raw...? Link to comment
tup Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 do u know tomatoes are better for you cooked than raw...? That sounds like a minijc soundbite. I'll be the judge of what's good for me, not some nutritionist c**t in a health magazine. And for the wisdom of following a diet rich in nutrients, look no further than the picture of health and mental stability that is Gillian McKeith. Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 That sounds like a minijc soundbite. I'll be the judge of what's good for me, not some nutritionist c**t in a health magazine. And for the wisdom of following a diet rich in nutrients, look no further than the picture of health and mental stability that is Gillian McKeith. thats twice youve used that on here about that slag.... however, a nice tom sauce is better for you than a ra tomato....or is it tomatoe? Link to comment
tup Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Well it's true diamonds min, here we had a lady who had her own television programme, based on patronising people to the nth degree about their diet 'You are what you eat' she had the temerity to call it. Then she goes on another reality programme and, by all accounts, disintegrated mentally. So if she is what she ate, surely she was eating some pretty crazy stuff? I dinna think 'You are what you eat' at all in any case, that's just a heap of sh*t, something she was apparently an expert in studying. Bitches like that could sell ice to eskimos, total scheisters. And she had a hooter you could hing your jaikit on. Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Well it's true diamonds min, here we had a lady who had her own television programme, based on patronising people to the nth degree about their diet 'You are what you eat' she had the temerity to call it. Then she goes on another reality programme and, by all accounts, disintegrated mentally. So if she is what she ate, surely she was eating some pretty crazy stuff? I dinna think 'You are what you eat' at all in any case, that's just a heap of sh*t, something she was apparently an expert in studying. Bitches like that could sell ice to eskimos, total scheisters. And she had a hooter you could hing your jaikit on. you wont hear me disagreeing with you TUPSTER, ye fat cheeseburger eating c**t. but fan you have a nation of women going mintal to look like lina zavaronni, then your onto a winner! Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Well it's true diamonds min, here we had a lady who had her own television programme, based on patronising people to the nth degree about their diet 'You are what you eat' she had the temerity to call it. Then she goes on another reality programme and, by all accounts, disintegrated mentally. So if she is what she ate, surely she was eating some pretty crazy stuff? I dinna think 'You are what you eat' at all in any case, that's just a heap of sh*t, something she was apparently an expert in studying. Bitches like that could sell ice to eskimos, total scheisters. And she had a hooter you could hing your jaikit on.She had the hard neck to call herself a Doctor!If she asked me to sh*t in an old ice cream tub then give me a hard time about it, I would cope the tub right in her face! Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I hope all this anti-gay sh*t is you lot being ironic and that you don't mean it. If you mean it then I don't expect you to criticise OF sectarian prejudice. Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I hope all this anti-gay sh*t is you lot being ironic and that you don't mean it. If you mean it then I don't expect you to criticise OF sectarian prejudice. ohhhhhhhhhhh look at you.......big girl Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 ohhhhhhhhhhh look at you.......big girl madjockmacpherson is mad....mad.............mad Link to comment
tup Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I hope all this anti-gay sh*t is you lot being ironic and that you don't mean it. If you mean it then I don't expect you to criticise OF sectarian prejudice. Having no time for uphill chocolate ski-ers is not prejudice, it's common sense. Sectarianism is based on religion which is completely different of course. This has it's basis in morality, decency, and genetic disposition. Link to comment
daytripping Posted July 21, 2011 Author Share Posted July 21, 2011 ohhhhhhhhhhh look at you.......big girl Link to comment
Monkey Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Is there an actual difference as highlighted by the original poster between a daughter coming out and a son doing so? daytripping says he'd have no problem with his daughter coming out but would if his son did.....As a hetrosexual father ( which I assume he is) is there not a bigger fear about your daughter getting pumped seven ways from sunday by various guys, most probably from the age of under 16 by guys who are older than here, ending up in bed with another girl, Rumpus and an Indian cementer and basically being violated by any bloke who can get her pissed in a nightclub. ( or is that not the standard pick up technique these days....I have to confess it has been a while since I've been out on the pull ) I'm not a father but I would probably worry more about that than whether my son or daughter was gay. After all it's there life to live and who is anyone to say that there choice is a wrong one? Link to comment
daytripping Posted July 21, 2011 Author Share Posted July 21, 2011 Some fair points made there, food for thought. Another food for thought moment is why you don't see many gay old people, my theory is a lot of them realise it was a lifestyle choice to rebel and get bored with it, they then decide a straight life will be more fulfilling and rewarding. Link to comment
daytripping Posted July 21, 2011 Author Share Posted July 21, 2011 Some people say it's in a persons genes whether they're gay, I don't believe that. Take two teenagers; a fermers loon fae Turra and a hairdressers son brought up in Soho, which one in your opinion would be most likely to pot the broon in favour of the pink? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Some people say it's in a persons genes whether they're gay, I don't believe that. Take two teenagers; a fermers loon fae Turra and a hairdressers son brought up in Soho, which one in your opinion would be most likely to pot the broon in favour of the pink? Fit aboot if its a sheep? Link to comment
tup Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Some people say it's in a persons genes whether they're gay, I don't believe that. Take two teenagers; a fermers loon fae Turra and a hairdressers son brought up in Soho, which one in your opinion would be most likely to pot the broon in favour of the pink? It's absolutely in the genes. You could swap the above two at birth, but the homo fae Soho would still be cruising Turra for ass, albeit in a boilersuit rather than fishnets and a blouse. Link to comment
daytripping Posted July 21, 2011 Author Share Posted July 21, 2011 Fit aboot if its a sheep? Yeh dinna get many sheep in soho. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 Yeh dinna get many sheep in soho. Your nae looking hard enough. Link to comment
daytripping Posted July 21, 2011 Author Share Posted July 21, 2011 It's absolutely in the genes. You could swap the above two at birth, but the homo fae Soho would still be cruising Turra for ass, albeit in a boilersuit rather than fishnets and a blouse. What would the fermers loon be like in Soho?? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 What would the fermers loon be like in Soho?? A shagging machine!!!! Good teuchter genes you see. Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted July 21, 2011 Admin Share Posted July 21, 2011 Some people say it's in a persons genes whether they're gay, I don't believe that. Take two teenagers; a fermers loon fae Turra and a hairdressers son brought up in Soho, which one in your opinion would be most likely to pot the broon in favour of the pink? But the fermers loon fae turra would be more likely to favour bestiality, incest and fitever it's called when you shag the exhaust pipes of tractors. Link to comment
daytripping Posted July 21, 2011 Author Share Posted July 21, 2011 A shagging machine!!!! Good teuchter genes you see. A shagging machine with a souped up corsa and a hankering for heavy house music and ecstasy tablets. Link to comment
daytripping Posted July 21, 2011 Author Share Posted July 21, 2011 But the fermers loon fae turra would be more likely to favour bestiality and incest. That's for another thread, lets not be mixing up our gays with our animal and mother shaggers. Link to comment
Monkey Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 What would the fermers loon be like in Soho?? I assumed the fermers loon would be the gay one so I imagine he'd have a great time in Soho. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I assumed the fermers loon would be the gay one so I imagine he'd have a great time in Soho. Has Forbeszz finally come out.... or am I missing something? :tup: Link to comment
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