K-9 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Just seen this on Facebook: Save yourself a fortune by not going in to see RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES when it is shown in cinemas on Thursday .Just buy a cheap bag of popcorn Switch on SKY NEWS and watch the primates destroy all the major cities in England Link to comment
360 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 There is some good jokes on sickipedia. "My racist jokes are getting a lot of dislikes today. It's almost as if hundreds of [black people] have all just got a new laptop or something." Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Which means the next logical step should be the army. Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Who gives a f**k about what happens in London? I telt ye weeks ago it was a total shithole and this is my mea culpa. Why anyone would want to live there is beyond my comprehension. Link to comment
barassie_afc Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Who gives a f**k about what happens in London? I telt ye weeks ago it was a total shithole and this is my mea culpa. Why anyone would want to live there is beyond my comprehension. Fkn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzarama Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Mass immigration was always going to take the Country down this path, lawless youths with no morals are the product of massive housing estates filled with migrants that the Country could never afford, they're feral. Watch the left wing hand wringers slip into the shadows till this is all over Link to comment
barassie_afc Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Mass immigration was always going to take the Country down this path, lawless youths with no morals are the product of massive housing estates filled with migrants that the Country could never afford, they're feral. Watch the left wing hand wringers slip into the shadows till this is all over Saw plenty of "BNP" types involved also and whites Link to comment
Dynamo Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Mass immigration was always going to take the Country down this path, lawless youths with no morals are the product of massive housing estates filled with migrants that the Country could never afford, they're feral. Watch the left wing hand wringers slip into the shadows till this is all over What about the majority of the rioters then who are British? Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Saw plenty of "BNP" types involved also and whites Eastern European opportunists. Link to comment
barassie_afc Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Eastern European opportunists. Utter pish Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 What about the majority of the rioters then who are British? I didn't say they weren't British, I said they were the result of mass immigration. Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I blame Hearts fans, they're clearly making a couple of weeks out of the UEFA tie, doing a diet-hun to London, hun to Manchester-esque rampage. Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 blamethemuslims. Why? The muslims are the one's under attack, they own all the shops in that neck of the woods, they'll come out of it smelling like roses once those inflated insurance claims start paying out. Link to comment
Tommy Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Why? The muslims are the one's under attack, they own all the shops in that neck of the woods, they'll come out of it smelling like roses once those inflated insurance claims start paying out. You can't steal Insurance cover - many wont have it. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Why? The muslims are the one's under attack, they own all the shops in that neck of the woods, they'll come out of it smelling like roses once those inflated insurance claims start paying out. it doesn't matter. Link to comment
Old Wing Stand Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 A West Indian guy in Bristol called Clinton just been interviewed on Sky News, went off on a right rant then just burst into tears !! Apparently he did time for being involved in the 80s riots. Link to comment
essexdon Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 the police and fire brigade are under threat of cutbacks and job losses...i hope the gov now see they cannot afford to make these cuts now Link to comment
barassie_afc Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 the police and fire brigade are under threat of cutbacks and job losses...i hope the gov now see they cannot afford to make these cuts now 5000 extra police for the Royal Wedding, 1700 extra last night........... Link to comment
E-P-K Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 When do the counter vigilante gangs hit the streets, to take back their streets, street justice... Link to comment
Site Sponsor RTYD Posted August 9, 2011 Site Sponsor Share Posted August 9, 2011 You can't steal Insurance cover - many wont have it. A sales opportunity for you. Link to comment
K-9 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Riots been on cards down there for a while, especially since Cameron got in and Lib Dems decided to screw over their voters by jumping into bed with Cameron's crew. Almost kicked off big time with students a while back aswell. Link to comment
Site Sponsor RTYD Posted August 9, 2011 Site Sponsor Share Posted August 9, 2011 A West Indian guy in Bristol called Clinton just been interviewed on Sky News, went off on a right rant then just burst into tears !! Apparently he did time for being involved in the 80s riots. Not enough obviously Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 What a great idea to steal a Nintendo Wii from a smashed up shop whilst Sky News are covering the entrance, as well as probably upwards of 300 CCTV cameras. Best get a couple of blasts on it rapidly before your front door gets booted in, you get arrested, and sentenced and jailed for looting. These people are thick as f**k and I'm ashamed to share the same island as them. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Richard Littlejohn will have pre ejac seeping out his beady eye over this. Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Question. To send in the army would they need to declare martial law or a state of emergency or can they just send em in? No they don't need to declare a state of emergency. They'll send whats called an MACP (military assistance to the civil power) request to the army for whatever they want, and legally the army can accept or decline to help (but i doubt they would ever refuse). The government will probably be feirt to send them in 1) Because it will look like they're panicking 2) The army might be a bit heavy handed If the army are sent in then everything they do has to comply with both military and domestic law - the army aren't really trained to operate under the domestic law, and it could lead to fu*ck ups. like in northern ireland when undercover army boys would shoot dead what they thought to be IRA boys (quite rightly) without following the proper civil procedure, they would turn out to be unarmed civillians and they would be on there way to a court martial. Im all for sending the army in like... Link to comment
E-P-K Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 What a great idea to steal a Nintendo Wii from a smashed up shop whilst Sky News are covering the entrance, as well as probably upwards of 300 CCTV cameras. Best get a couple of blasts on it rapidly before your front door gets booted in, you get arrested, and sentenced and jailed for looting. These people are thick as f**k and I'm ashamed to share the same island as them. For every one that gets there door booted in, I'm sure another 5 will get to play with there new goodies for months to come. Becontree estate will be like Aladin's cave today... Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Riots been on cards down there for a while, especially since Cameron got in and Lib Dems decided to screw over their voters by jumping into bed with Cameron's crew. Almost kicked off big time with students a while back aswell. Come on!! You can't blame this on the Cons/Libs, the folk rioting probably don't even know who is in power and the students are whankers. The cuts debate is for another thread but surely people can see that they were needed, with many Euro Countries just staving off bankruptcy and the US having their rating cut it's clear we would have followed them down the same path if Labours policy of borrow borrow borrow had not been stopped. Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I doubt we could send the army in, after Labour left us in the shyte we don't have many armed forces left, what we do have will be fighting illegal wars in some far off place. Link to comment
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