Your Last Email To Pittodrie

[StandFree1982]

Also, Robinson's Marmalade, Kia-Ora, and the Man from Del Monte, as well as any other inherently racist organisations who have a spare pound going, this could be the making of us, and would get the sizeable cretinous element of our support and the club itself singing from the same song sheet.

We just need to turn our strips to a blue colour, change our name to something like....oh, off the top of my head, Glasgow Rangers? and then fill our support with scum, junkies, racists, kiddy fiddlers and minks....

[ollie1903]

Also, Robinson's Marmalade, Kia-Ora, and the Man from Del Monte, as well as any other inherently racist organisations who have a spare pound going,

Also Um-Bongo (the only place I've NEVER saw it drank was in the Congo)

[The Boofon]

Also, Robinson's Marmalade, Kia-Ora, and the Man from Del Monte, as well as any other inherently racist organisations who have a spare pound going, this could be the making of us, and would get the sizeable cretinous element of our support and the club itself singing from the same song sheet.

 

In what way shape or form was the man from Del Monte racist?

[Bobby Connor]

Sent on 27th July 2011.

 

Despite requesting a response, nowt received................

 

Peter

 

Thanks for your email.

 

The reason I have not renewed my own and my son

[RUL]

What could they really say to turn that around?

[Bobby Connor]

What could they really say to turn that around?

 

You're talking about Aberdeen fans who have a reputable business and want to put their energies into AFC. Then one of the owners gets flat out ignored by AFC. Wow!

[muttonhumper]

Utterly shocking that you never got a reply to that. What on earth do they think they are doing?

 

 

They don't have any answers.

Which in could be an admittance of guilt (they know they are wrong - unlikely) or it's just sheer incompetence (they think everything is fine, as they always have - almost certain).

 

What I'd LOVE to know is:

 

At what fxcking stage do the alarm bells start ring for these cxnts?

I mean...how fxcking low do we have to go?

 

They fair think that folk will turn up regardless of what's being dished up.

Regardless of the constant humiliations.

Regardless of the perpetual drivel being served up on the park.

 

What fxcking planet are these fxckers on?

The Pittodrie fan clearances are already well under way.

What the fxck are they going to do to arrest the gradual hemorrhaging of fans who have clearly had enough?

 

Fxck all it would seem.

But of course. All is well.

We should just be happy to be here and take part.

Fit rare fun this is.

[tup]

Also Um-Bongo (the only place I've NEVER saw it drank was in the Congo)

 

Hardly min, you get draught Um Bongo in the Congo, straight from the well, untainted.

[tup]

In what way shape or form was the man from Del Monte racist?

 

From my admittedly limited experience of him, he was a racist overlord of the highest order.

 

Flies in on a helicopter with a huge machete, wallop, cracks a few heads and a couple of pineapples, tastes it, flies back out again.

 

The guys doing the picking were clearly slave labourers, and I bet off camera the man from Del Monte wisna averse to dishing out punishment beatings for the slightest aberrations.