Oddities In Your Life That People May Find A Bit Strange

[The Boofon]

you didnt get the humour?

 

i have SUCH delusions of grandeur that i believe i coined the phrase itself?

 

tut

 

Jimmy your humour is so good it's lost on mere mortals like myself.

[The Boofon]

thats why im filling you in!

 

im a leader, which requires coaching and mentoring along the way

 

 

You won't ever be capable of filling me in. Another North East phrase that you've accidently used.

 

Your last sentence. Do you require coaching and mentoring (same thing) or is it others that require it?

 

It's got double meaning which is something a good coach would never do.

 

Clear and precise information so the team know what they are doing.

[The Boofon]

I knew exactly what i was saying

 

and its meant as a double meaning

 

a good leader mentors and coaches those beneath, but never stops learning himself

 

so im glad you picked up on it, my instructions must have been clear as crystal

 

 

Aye sure you did.

 

I was once on a coaching seminar and said to my captive audience that you cannot make two positive words into a negative response.

 

"Aye right" came the reply.

[Henry]

I was driving a bus once, a lady with no arms or legs was waiting at the bus stop.

 

I says 'how ye getting on?'

[The Boofon]

I was driving a bus once, a lady with no arms or legs was waiting at the bus stop.

 

I says 'how ye getting on?'

 

Same lady got on my bus once. I threw her off for standing on the seats.

[StandFree1982]

Same lady got on my bus once. I threw her off for standing on the seats.

I was going to represent the lady in court, but I figured she didn't have a leg to stand on.

[ebbe]

I was going to represent the lady in court, but I figured she didn't have a leg to stand on.

 

stop rippin the piss oot the al wiffee she ca stand up for hersel

[StandFree1982]

stop rippin the piss oot the al wiffee she ca stand up for hersel

I didn't mean any Arm. You have to hand it to her though, she's sticking up for herself.

[The Boofon]

stop rippin the piss oot the al wiffee she ca stand up for hersel

 

 

She got thrown off another bus for arsing about.