Pubs To Avoid

[muttondressedaslamb]

It's full of weirdos apart from the barman who used to be in The Shamen. :dancin:

 

He's served in a good few bars in Aberdeen. Nice guy.

[ChutneyLove]

Why the fuck would Graeme want to"re-brand" The Grill? Without a doubt the best pub in Donsland. And Agnes is the best looking barmaid in town.

[E-P-K]

The Moorings. classic sign

 

 

[granite sheep]

Did go to the brewdog on saturday, AND IT WAS SHITE! Massively overpriced (but fine) beer, full of yappy posers, and couldnae get a seat for love or money. Never again. However both the Illicit Still and Archies were decent enough.

[Karl Fletcher]

Aye, I wouldn't be rushing back to Brewdog either.

 

Don't really have a taste for the stuff and the staff struck be as being very pretentious when I was in.

[Foster14]

The Moorings. classic sign

 

I'm assuming that is in the female toilets?

 

Is there nae something about eating the urinal cakes in the male?

[Patty]

Brewdog... yuck! Tried a couple of their beers. Thought they both tasted like dishwater with a hint of pineapple. Horrible stuff.

 

But then again, I am just a common lager drinker. Not got the tastebuds for their superiour beers and ales.

[granite sheep]

Aye, I wouldn't be rushing back to Brewdog either.

 

Don't really have a taste for the stuff and the staff struck be as being very pretentious when I was in.

A boy I ken got threatened with being barred for the heinous crime of falling asleep once, that shows just how far up their own arses the bar staff are.

 

Their beers are fine, but do they have to be so bloody strong or expensive?

[Karl Fletcher]

A boy I ken got threatened with being barred for the heinous crime of falling asleep once, that shows just how far up their own arses the bar staff are.

 

Their beers are fine, but do they have to be so bloody strong or expensive?

 

I went in when it first opened and was unaware they were only selling Brewdog beers exclusively.

 

You should have seen the Barmaid's face when I asked for a bottle of Stella.

 

You would've thought I'd asked her for a tit wank.

[Maniac Cop]

Fuck Brewdog, was much better when it was the Marischal Bar!

[Foster14]

I went in when it first opened and was unaware they were only selling Brewdog beers exclusively.

 

You should have seen the Barmaid's face when I asked for a bottle of Stella.

 

You would've thought I'd asked her for a tit wank.

 

While there was no need for the barmaid to react badly, do you nae have a look at what is on offer before you order?

[Dynamo]

Brewdogs usually pretty busy too. Must be the same folk in all the time then seen as everyone else hates it

 

I was in on boxing day. Had a few pints after watching the football, was not bad. Wasn't busy and easy got a seat maybe that helped.

[Bluto10]

whats the pub like itself?

aside from the beer and clientele, i mean.

 

brewdog make ok beer IMo. but they brand is a bit too in my face for my liking, they seem desperate to make a name for themselves

[dave_min]

Brewdog offer table service.

 

For a lazy prick like me that makes it the perfect bar.

 

Their beer is rather hit & miss though.

[Foster14]

Brewdogs usually pretty busy too. Must be the same folk in all the time then seen as everyone else hates it

 

I was in on boxing day. Had a few pints after watching the football, was not bad. Wasn't busy and easy got a seat maybe that helped.

 

I've rarely got a seat. I don't like the people in the place, but then that can be said for a lot of places. So don't mind it if my own company is good, and I don't make bad choices on the beers.

 

whats the pub like itself?

aside from the beer and clientele, i mean.

 

Like this...

 

Google Images - Brewdog Aberdeen

[Karl Fletcher]

While there was no need for the barmaid to react badly, do you nae have a look at what is on offer before you order?

 

I didn't really think tbh, I wrongly presumed they would sell mainstream beers as well.

 

As I say, not to my taste but good to see a local-ish business doing well, I suppose.

[Bluto10]

I've rarely got a seat. I don't like the people in the place, but then that can be said for a lot of places. So don't mind it if my own company is good, and I don't make bad choices on the beers.

 

 

 

Like this...

 

Google Images - Brewdog Aberdeen

 

 

bit warehouse style i see

 

very trendy and new yorkish

[diamondsr4ever]

I'll drink anywhere these days in all honesty, If i hate the place, or its full o cunts you want to slap, best leave, quick scoof and fukk off to the next jaunt.

 

last cuple of outings landed in the globe, good mix, some music and a few jars....beats the usual cuntish places that aberdeen offers between 11pm-1am.

[Karl Fletcher]

The Globe is an excellent boozer, very friendly staff.

[Foster14]

The Globe is an excellent boozer, very friendly staff.

 

Quite like the Globe, but the live music is a bit disproportionate to the place as a whole. Remember being in for food one weekend at the back of 8 and nae being able to speak to someone the other side of the table once the live music started up.

[Bluto10]

I'll drink anywhere these days in all honesty, If i hate the place, or its full o cunts you want to slap, best leave, quick scoof and fukk off to the next jaunt.

 

last cuple of outings landed in the globe, good mix, some music and a few jars....beats the usual cuntish places that aberdeen offers between 11pm-1am.

 

 

same here.

 

i can slum it with all the old cunts drinking paint stripper or mix it with the big boys in upmarket hotel bars.

 

the only places i dinna like are the chain joints. or almost as bad are the pubs which arent chains but are decorated the same as chains.

[Bluto10]

You're too nice. "Hemmin. I was here first" is what I say with an appropriate tone of harsh and evil clarity and a look of daggers so focused and strong, delivered to both the barman and the cunt who tried to muscle in, that they shit it every time.

 

someone once said that to me in a kebab shop and i just replied ''yeah, and youre ugly''.

[Karl Fletcher]

Quite like the Globe, but the live music is a bit disproportionate to the place as a whole. Remember being in for food one weekend at the back of 8 and nae being able to speak to someone the other side of the table once the live music started up.

 

Aye, if you're wanting grub it's best to go during the day or very early evening.

 

Can be bouncing on a Friday/Saturday when the music gets going

[Dynamo]

Couldn't have been me either cos I'm nae ugly.

[Bluto10]

That someone wasn't me though. I'd have decked you on principle for coming out with such a shite infantile retort even more than jumping the queue.

 

funnily enough it resulted in me being shoved through the back and bundled out the back door

 

i think he was askin me outside.

 

its all very fuzzy. was about 4/5 in the morning.

[Rossshepherd]

Nowhere except you're local is really worth going to. Town is pish. Full of total mutants whom have just crawled out the sewers for the night.

[Karl Fletcher]

Nowhere except you're local is really worth going to. Town is pish. Full of total mutants whom have just crawled out the sewers for the night.

 

Havers.

 

There are plenty of decent boozers in town where contact with arseholes can be kept to a bare minimum.

 

You just have to know where to look.

[GK55]

Was out over the Christmas period and ended up going to Enigma for a few beers - jesus, that place is fucking rank! Full of young dickheads and a nice sticky floor.

 

Made a sharp exit from there.

[360]

Wordies Ale House is clearly the best boozer in Aberdeen.

[diamondsr4ever]

Havers.

 

There are plenty of decent boozers in town where contact with arseholes can be kept to a bare minimum.

 

You just have to know where to look.

 

defo not cheers