Ally Mcoists Niece - Wyowyn

[tightbreeks]

it'd be get that smelly old dons on top time fae me. porkies time in the gym!

[dervish]

I'd second that. Prob be able to see your face in it... till I got a go at it.

[Dandie1992]

Wouldna say no.

[tainboy]

i find it hilarious the amount of geeks on here going "no way would i touch that"

 

every single person on this forum would fuck the shit out of her

 

difference is, theres only one guy on here she'd even give light of day to

Correct.

 

And I wouldn't give a toss what or who'd she give light of day to. I'd burst that wide open. Them make her sook my root. I'd maybe even push it in so hard a wee bit of pee would come out. My mate hutch done that once.

[Ke1t]

Someone should EMail this thread to the Daily Retard so they can get all indignant about "Disgusting Dons Cowards Abuse Cheeky 'Coisty's Innocent Niece" and the like.

 

Someone should do that.

[Dynamo]

Someone should EMail this thread to the Daily Retard so they can get all indignant about "Disgusting Dons Cowards Abuse Cheeky 'Coisty's Innocent Niece" and the like.

 

Someone should do that.

 

 

Haha. Or just send a link to the bird on her twitter....

[fatshaft]

But she's not from Aberdeen that's the point.

 

She's a fucking weegie boot.

 

Still a no from me.

[fatshaft]

Because I'd rather ride something that had just a bit more sex appeal about her?

 

I'm nae desperate like some of the gadgies on here.

 

That has been proven by many of you lot PM'ing a bird on here just because she had a nice profile picture, who actually turns out to be a bloke taking the piss.

 

I'm glad I went with no.

Now, dinna get me wrang here, I'm nae exactly Brad Pitt masel, nor wiz I much of a smoothie with the ladies in my younger days; but being a Weegie disna make ye 'unsexy', in fact compared to your average Aberdonian, the Weegie women (whom I've come across I hasten to add, not your Weegie equivalent of the Torry quine) are miles ahead in both looks and 'sex appeal' as you put it.

 

I admit my former incarceration with a Mastrick Minker may be tainting my views slightly, nevertheless considering the dearth of good looking women in Aberdeen, I think you are exaggerating.

[The Boofon]

 

 

I'll never ever even think about doing a bird with a Glaswegian accent.

 

 

 

Astonishingly I actually agree with something Roberto says.

[diamondsr4ever]

I have done a few mingers when I was a young laddie, but I've never done a bird with a weegie accent - nor will I ever do a bird with a Glaswegian accent, and due to the fact I'm engaged - that will never happen, so I'll rephrase it:

 

I'll never ever even think about doing a bird with a Glaswegian accent.

 

I have standards FS, proper standards.

 

Mingers acceptable, weegie accents NIT!

 

[diamondsr4ever]

I don't see how this can be 'bla bla bla'd' - I'm being genuinely honest.

 

Weegie accents piss me the fuck off.

 

I cannot stand their accent, the most irritating thing I've ever had to endure is listening to a weegie witter on.

 

I most definitely have set myself standards and I've explained those above.

 

FACT!

 

youve shagged mingers = no standards.

[The Boofon]

post a pic of you

 

 

 

Again I agree with Roberto.

[dazzy_deff]

youve shagged mingers = no standards.

All blokes will shag mingers at some point, but doesnt mean they cant still have standards of some sort, like Roberto not going near a weegie. If certain types piss you off that much why would you nail them?

[diamondsr4ever]

All blokes will shag mingers at some point, but doesnt mean they cant still have standards of some sort, like Roberto not going near a weegie. If certain types piss you off that much why would you nail them?

 

incorrect....

 

any bloke who shags a minger has NO standards, unless his standards are mingers..

[dazzy_deff]

incorrect....

 

any bloke who shags a minger has NO standards, unless his standards are mingers..

So you have never woke up after a one night stand with the beer goggles on and thought "what the fuck is that?"

[diamondsr4ever]

That is proper man standards.

 

Proper AIBERDONIAN MAN STANDARDS and sheep humper fans should include:

 

NEVER shagging or even contemplating riding a bird from the shit hole of Glasgow.

 

I am proud that I've never done / or thought about doing a bird from Glasgow = PROPER AIBERDONIAN MAN STANDARDS!

 

thats a choice...nothing to do with your standards.

 

id shag a good lookin lassie over any minger any day of the week, thats the standards i set.

[barassie_afc]

not you, ive seen ur mug, buffoons

interested to see what this handsome devil who would turn down a perfectly pruned female looks like

 

as for weegie accents....do you mean proper glaswegian accents, or the monotonous, nasal drone of junkies?

 

You mean a posh bearsden one like yours ?

[diamondsr4ever]

So you have never woke up after a one night stand with the beer goggles on and thought "what the fuck is that?"

 

correct...i have standards

[The Boofon]

not you, ive seen ur mug, buffoons

interested to see what this handsome devil who would turn down a perfectly pruned female looks like

 

as for weegie accents....do you mean proper glaswegian accents, or the monotonous, nasal drone of junkies?

 

How do you know I'm handsome if you haven't seen me?

 

Even if I was desperately repulsive (and perhaps I am) I'd still turn down a bird purely on her voice. I fail to see why you think that's strange.

 

For your last point there is no difference. A glaswegian accent is a monotoned nasal drone.

[dazzy_deff]

thats a choice...nothing to do with your standards.

 

id shag a good lookin lassie over any minger any day of the week, thats the standards i set.

Think thats a pretty obvious fact, your hardly in the minority with that statement. But most blokes I know have still humped some horrors for a variety of reasons (dry spells, beer goggles, bets). Ive nailed mingers but I still wouldnt go near females of a certain ethnicity, means I have certain standards I will stick to.

[barassie_afc]

fxck standards anyone who says they havent fxcked a minger/fatty has a screw loose. Christ its 2am your fxcked the nice birds wont look at you, so you minesweep and take home a needy plumper you abuse for the next 5 hours , then leave without saying goodbye. Or is it just me thats dabbled in that sort of behaviour ?

[diamondsr4ever]

I have standards.

 

NO WEEGIE STANDARDS.

 

Simple.

 

 

fit aboot good looking weegie who supports aberdeen over fat torry hun?

[dazzy_deff]

correct...i have standards

Looking like you do, you must have had some dry spells if you're not willing to go with mingers!

[barassie_afc]

Looking like you do, you must have had some dry spells if you're not willing to go with mingers!

 

 

nothing worse than a dry minger

[diamondsr4ever]

Bet you only ride mingers.

 

your mrs was tidy.

[dazzy_deff]

fxck standards anyone who says they havent fxcked a minger/fatty has a screw loose. Christ its 2am your fxcked the nice birds wont look at you, so you minesweep and take home a needy plumper you abuse for the next 5 hours , then leave without saying goodbye. Or is it just me thats dabbled in that sort of behaviour ?

Couldnt have put it better myself.

[The Boofon]

fit aboot good looking weegie who supports aberdeen over fat torry hun?

 

 

Neither for me.

[diamondsr4ever]

Looking like you do, you must have had some dry spells if you're not willing to go with mingers!

 

[diamondsr4ever]

fxck standards anyone who says they havent fxcked a minger/fatty has a screw loose. Christ its 2am your fxcked the nice birds wont look at you, so you minesweep and take home a needy plumper you abuse for the next 5 hours , then leave without saying goodbye. Or is it just me thats dabbled in that sort of behaviour ?

 

[The Boofon]

so you think Gerard Butler sounds the same as, for example, Rab C Nesbitt?

 

 

Rab C Nesbitt isn't a real person.