Parklife Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 hun boyfriend LOLOne of these "LOL"s is made up nonsense. One is true. L O L Link to comment
HairyPie Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Parky, just funning pal - you share a bed with whoever you want. I just wasted 5 minutes of my life on the awards thread - fuck me @@RAZOR - all-time low? Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 x Goodyear 'Efficient Grip Performance' Tyres Size/Rating: 225/40/18 92W XL To replace my 2 back tyres, one of which had a screw* in it and the other was worn out. (*absolute sick to death of tyres getting pot hole or debris damage) To celebrate my new tyres, I then purchased: 1 dry roll with links, hash brown, onions and tomato sauce. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 2 x Goodyear 'Efficient Grip Performance' TyresSize/Rating: 225/40/18 92W XL To replace my 2 back tyres, one of which had a screw* in it and the other was worn out. (*absolute sick to death of tyres getting pot hole or debris damage) Glad I got the right car. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Glad I got the right car. Do Goodyear do a range of cart wheels? Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 A jumper for work Christmas do (dark blue)Beers for the work do (variety)Phone holder for car (belkin) Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 There’s a cracker of a vid doing the rounds of a boy with a Harvey Price “Ho Ho Hello you cunt” Christmas jumper on. His bird not impressed. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 I’ve refused that in last couple of years . The work do or the jumper? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 ^ i thought you'd need work sandals out your way Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 A taxi ride. Bunch of last minute delivery flowers for tomorrow/ or I guess today. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Fizzy juice - for minkers (Not a personal attack MT) Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 24 cans of full sugar irn bru from eBay for 42 quid People were geniuses stocking up on thatPresume it must be close to out of date. Don’t think that bothers the taste any mind you. Is the recipe for the new stuff just the same but less sugar and if so could you not just get the same taste by adding more sugar? Link to comment
dave_min Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Fizzy juice - for minkers (A personal attack MT) Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Stockpiling chav juice. LOL 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Do you drink Jewish juice Parky ?Didn’t know you were Jewish Cavey....... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 See above. Pricks with limo company wanted an extra £300 as it’s the festive season so have been fucked off. Nobody takes the piss out of the PG’s.Eh turn down a begging offer of joining them in their limo one day, it's canceled the next. Coincidence? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 sorry Chewie I’m sure you’re a decent enough fella but you really are a bore.Funny that you’re the most repetitive boring cunt on here though Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 8 mattresses and 20 rolls of wallpaper. Sakes. Link to comment
wrongen Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Daytripper Pussy079213111 You know the ress unless u are hell bent on btching at women ...... pussy Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Its the addition of some aspartame or something, either way it radically altered the taste, for the worse I won't drink anything with sweetener in it, minging chemical aftertaste. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Daytripper Pussy079213111 You know the ress unless u are hell bent on btching at women ...... pussyWell hello there Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Super-Hans you called the number yet? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Super-Hans you called the number yet?Why would he call his own number? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Got myself a lovely Fiskars X27 today. Razor sharp. will spend most of tomorrow splitting the fuck out of wood. Need to get a sweet tyre, though. Saw one lying by the side of the road as I was headed into town earlier. Will probably swing by and pick it up tomorrow. Kinda bam dumps a sweet tyre? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Gloves, boots. Winter hiking preparation underway. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 A Phillips Multigroom 7000 Series half price at Argos; precision aplenty. For Hair, Face and Body - 'DWT' will be crafted into the pubic mound this very eve; haha terrific You ken all about grooming. 4 Link to comment
Parklife Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 A Phillips Multigroom 7000 Series half price at Argos; precision aplenty. For Hair, Face and Body - 'DWT' will be crafted into the pubic mound this very eve; haha terrific@chewie Link to comment
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