Bluto10 Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 4 pairs in 7 days Cavers min.Do you wear them or just stack them up and photograph in formation? 4-3-3 is en vogue. but I suspect 3-5-2 photographs better Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 but I suspect 3-5-2 photographs betterCos of the 3 stripes innit Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 I had a pull up bar mostly for show; sometimes a clothes rail; but always came out 8pints into a carry out. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 dinna worry about it BG min; nae cunt gives a fuck ;-) Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 More that it was a shite photo tbh son. Hold on a moment - I'll show you a photo Hoo mamaHurry up ya prick. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Trees are in the way. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Aye for sure son - I'll do the deed on Instagrams or whatever pish. Further up - along a bitty from Fort Bill.Don’t call it that. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 The hotel owners in Fort William have a lot in common with you.They know you are a fud who disappears for weeks on end cause his internet related anxiety gets the better of him? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 some of us have careers Basil Lol what's your career? Link to comment
minijc Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Lol what's your career?Rave promoter 1 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 @@Sooper-hanz Touched her up son - her she is: What do you think of that? Terrific? Let me know son - thinking of taking this pish up professionally doing all sorts of photography: scenery, lassies, sports events, car accidents - whatever the sun needs Do you work for Hanna Barbara? Link to comment
RedBarron Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 That's about 4 miles down the road from my house. Taken on the Great Glen way looking over towards Aberchalder bridge.It's a good wee cycle from the Great Glen water park down to Fort Augustus and back, all on the flat and just under 20 miles. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 some of us have carers BasilMore like it 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Flights to France for October. Terrific. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 pointless trying to explain to a failed newsagent So it's not just dj'ing you failed at. Enjoy your 9-5, 28 days holiday, 27k a year dire pointless life. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Flights to France for October. Terrific. France is ruined by the fact it's full of French cunts. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 France is ruined by the fact it's full of French cunts.True, Paris is a terrible place full of cunts, and it stinks. I'll be off the beaten track, just lazing around an old farmhouse in a secluded location relaxing and drinking wine all day every day. Perhaps the odd cycle and swim in the lake. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Do some sex, in a haystack, in a barn with some french lady wearing fishnets, and a string of garlic around her neckStick a Baguette in dry as well 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 ^^ Both sound rather splendid. Will see if there's a local hussy willing to participate. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Wear gloves when you're chatting her up. Big ones.Terrible advice. They wouldn't fit. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Best baseball mitt related scene. In context, the big guy is a 10 year old, and she knows it... Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Baseball catchers mitt. One on each of your Trump paws. She won't be expecting that.Not expecting rape either but those are the breaks. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Bloke posts an innocent picture which includes his hand and its a lifetime of abuse about how small they are. Love this place. It WAS a tiny wee hand though. Jeremy beadle has a small cock etc..,Small hands means... ...your cock looks better when wanking. Every cloud Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Small hands means... ...your cock looks better when wanking. Every cloudI'm your hand twin. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Sounds like you want to help DF wank Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 To somebody obsessed with homosexuality maybe Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 And manboobs small cock Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 bigger than a bread bin? Link to comment
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