Latest Purchase Thread

[BrianFaePerth]

A full size size Tup action figure ( 10 inches) would be a great Xmas toy and sell a shitload.

Also have loads of wee accessories to customise it.

It could come with a front garden for beating up so called hard men.

 

A little morag figure

 

The swimming baths were the toy spends an unhealthy amount of time

[BrianFaePerth]

Action Man of Violence

[BrianFaePerth]

Just don’t get too close to it or it will strangle you

[BrianFaePerth]

The hair would have to be detachable

[Bluto10]

get a dolls house to go with it

[BrianFaePerth]

[BrianFaePerth]

If only being a monotonous cunt was a requirement cavey. You’d get to play with the boys.

[Zeus]

Tin of lynx Africa antiperspirant

[Pash]

Flights to Munich for a Euro2020 game I got tickets for.

 

Friday - Game in Glasgow

Tuesday - Game in Glasgow

Wednesday - Game in Munich

 

There is a R16 tie in Amsterdam on the following Saturday so we are gonna do a mini tour of Germany up to Amsterdam for that.

 

Ace.

[alscotoz]

France is ruined by the fact it's full of French cunts.

 

Much like US of A...not that it's full of french cunts...it's full of yank cunts

[HairyPie]

I’m beginning to understand what makes a Sultan.

 

1. Small in height

2. Tiny hands

3. Can’t handle commitment

4. A constant focus on making things most folk consider the norm more exciting than they are.

 

What a crew, lads lads lads

 

You, and those of your ilk, will never understand what makes a Sultan.

 

Just be happy with your lot.

[The Buzzard]

I fantasise that this sounds like you want to help DF wank

Fixed that for you, Bri.

[Don Fonte]

I’m beginning to understand what makes a Sultan.

 

1. Small in height

2. Tiny hands

3. Can’t handle commitment

4. A constant focus on making things most folk consider the norm more exciting than they are.

 

What a crew, lads lads lads

Hehehe

[HairyPie]

a grown man actually saying this. Wow

Who's a grown man? I'm 14.

[Redforever86]

PM incoming from RF

What’s your career?

[Redforever86]

Taxidermy

It must seem like a job shagging yir wife, when you also spend all day stuffing pungent rigid beasts.

[maryhilldon]

I bought that john Candy film that some one was talking about on here on Blueray. 'Spaceballs' . Never seen it. Shall watch at the weekend .

Buying a film. LOL

[BrianFaePerth]

Hmv is still going?

[Bluto10]

I bought that john Candy film that some one was talking about on here on Blueray. 'Spaceballs'  . Never seen it. Shall watch at the weekend .

a star wars parody, typical Mel brooks stuff.

 

Quite a giggle IIRC

[Guest milne_afc]

Travel insurance.

 

I see a possibility for turning a quick buck here.

[Don Fonte]

Tickets for the boxing and flights to London. Josh Taylor v Prograis

[Bluto10]

if they stop the rucks st football we go boxing, we go snooker, we go darts

[Poodler]

[Poodler]

Aye, had a meeting in Arbroath. Had to get them.

[manboobs109]

I love smokies. Wee bit vinegar and white pepper. Fucking immense grub.

[Simply Red]

In a baguette/ whole lot in the micro for 5mins/ tails hanging oot either side for decoration/bosh

[manboobs109]

In a baguette/ whole lot in the micro for 5mins/ tails hanging oot either side for decoration/bosh

Hot smokies? Fuck that shit

[Simply Red]

Hot smokies? Fuck that shit

Ok 1minute on defrost

[Simply Red]

Im talking shit

[Misers Hill]

1l of jager,and a new suit..

Brother in law,get re-married Saturday...

Old school shenanigans, only the hardcore will survive..stagger, starting early lunchtime,friday,doon harbour...

There may be....