Simply Red Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 5 minutes ago, The Buzzard said: So what's a goblin? Fat elf. (Or gnome as they like to be called thesdedays) Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 My implication? Wtf are you on about? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 4 hours ago, rocket_scientist said: Listen up fool Loved BA and the rest of the A Team. Cannot believe you took the time to type that can fuelled ramble out.... Oh hold on, aye I actually can ? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 18 hours ago, Simply Red said: The Moors. Invaded Spain aswell. Thats why theyre a swarthy fiery racist bunch. aye ok tony, we know that min Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, Dad said: I do son - but no running for dad these days. Should be fine however - a wee sweatband round the ears or summat if there's slippage ? But here - there is this if all else fails Off the page You could try a buff around your head to keep them in Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 53 minutes ago, Poodler said: You could try a buff around your head to keep them in Or a noose. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Touch insensitive what with this big TRIAL going on in U S and A ....!!! Racist!!! You Ess Ai You Ess Ai You Ess Ai Hang the killer cop. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Bottle of aftershave Hairdryer (for the wife) Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Bottled water all the way. That's alright if your water is shite. Ours is fine here. The volume of waste and pollution generated from people buying bottled water is ridiculous. Less than half our plastic is recycled. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 26 minutes ago, Parklife said: That's alright if your water is shite. Ours is fine here. The volume of waste and pollution generated from people buying bottled water is ridiculous. Less than half our plastic is recycled. We get the 15L reusable water containers as the water is shite. Guilt-free spring water for back of the sofa money delivered by a man who looks like Popeye Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 13 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Do you tip him in spinach so he rapes your anus. Eh mean he has two disproportionately large arms from carrying they bottles. Eh don’t tip him. Tipping is un-Australian. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dad said: What's dat smell? Ugugug You referring to the Nigerians again? Racist. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Would you rather it was Bluto delivering 15l of top Belgian ale? No, our neighbourhood has standards. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 He doesn’t wear green Dunlops Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 24 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: The fat bastart prefers butter everyone is fat compared to a size S wearing pixie 1 Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 On 3/30/2021 at 6:18 PM, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Aye it's looking like we'll be needing summat to keep them in place. Maybe get a set of these for just that purpose. Don't wanna look foolish. Dons colours. ? looks like private piles from full metal jacket. He had that same look just before he went a wee bit silly and killed the drill sarge. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Dental check up - £83!!! plus there’s a Covid charge of £5 fits the Covid charge for? it’s a charge for the service during Covid. fucking what? Link to comment
Henry Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Poodler said: Dental check up - £83!!! plus there’s a Covid charge of £5 fits the Covid charge for? it’s a charge for the service during Covid. fucking what? £5 to wipe stuff down n that fuck off Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Covid will never go away so surely that charge won’t either. Plenty will be making a killing out of this Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Assume as a NHS Dental Patient that is nae happening? So I'll be 83 quid if I want a check up. Terrific. Might buy one of those water flosser things Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Poodler said: Dental check up - £83!!! plus there’s a Covid charge of £5 fits the Covid charge for? it’s a charge for the service during Covid. fucking what? Sounds like they're stitching you up like a kipper, chum. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Poodler said: Dental check up - £83!!! plus there’s a Covid charge of £5 fits the Covid charge for? it’s a charge for the service during Covid. fucking what? Mentioned it last week, some folk are using covid as an excuse to profiteer or cut services. Shameless. Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 25 a month quid extra covid fee at the bairns nursery now as well. On top of the yearly price increase of approx 40 quid a month. What a mug ? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 12 hours ago, Poodler said: Dental check up - £83!!! plus there’s a Covid charge of £5 fits the Covid charge for? it’s a charge for the service during Covid. fucking what? LOL. Dental check up done private here £15. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 10 hours ago, Zeus said: 25 a month quid extra covid fee at the bairns nursery now as well. On top of the yearly price increase of approx 40 quid a month. What a mug ? You could look after your own kid? Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: LOL. Dental check up done private here £15. I expect you’ve a set like Dave Cormack! just bought a Rab waterproof shell from Cotswolds. my last one (berghaus), the goretex layers started peeling away from the pocket zip, after about 10 years of good use in the worst weather. Exactly what happened to TC’s jacket of the same model after similar wear and they refused to fix it (usually great for sending goretex away to be repaired) bloody capitalism Link to comment
Quagmire Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 New set of irons for the much loved sport of golf. 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 1 hour ago, alscotoz said: You could look after your own kid? I'm a keyworker Link to comment
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