Latest Purchase Thread

[Simply Red]

5 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

So what's a goblin?

Fat elf. (Or gnome as they like to be called thesdedays)

[BrianFaePerth]

ABCDEF7

okkkk

[BrianFaePerth]

? go to bed

[BrianFaePerth]

My implication? Wtf are you on about?

[For Fecks Sake]

4 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Listen up fool

Loved BA and the rest of the A Team.

Cannot believe you took the time to type that can fuelled ramble out.... Oh hold on, aye I actually can ?

[Bluto10]

18 hours ago, Simply Red said:

The Moors. Invaded Spain aswell. Thats why theyre a swarthy fiery racist bunch. 

aye ok tony, we know that min

[Poodler]

8 minutes ago, Dad said:

I do son - but no running for dad these days. Should be fine however - a wee sweatband round the ears or summat if there's slippage ?

 

But here - there is this if all else fails 

 

Off the page

 

You could try a buff around your head to keep them in 

[Don Fonte]

53 minutes ago, Poodler said:

You could try a buff around your head to keep them in 

Or a noose.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Touch insensitive what with this big TRIAL going on in U S and A ....!!!

Racist!!! 

You Ess Ai

You Ess Ai

You Ess Ai

Hang the killer cop.

[dazzy_deff]

Bottle of aftershave 

Hairdryer (for the wife) 

[Parklife]

7 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

 

Bottled water all the way. 

That's alright if your water is shite. Ours is fine here. The volume of waste and pollution generated from people buying bottled water is ridiculous. Less than half our plastic is recycled. 

[BrianFaePerth]

26 minutes ago, Parklife said:

That's alright if your water is shite. Ours is fine here. The volume of waste and pollution generated from people buying bottled water is ridiculous. Less than half our plastic is recycled. 

We get the 15L reusable water containers as the water is shite.

Guilt-free spring water for back of the sofa money delivered by a man who looks like Popeye

[BrianFaePerth]

13 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Do you tip him in spinach so he rapes your anus. 

Eh mean he has two disproportionately large arms from carrying they bottles.

Eh don’t tip him. Tipping is un-Australian.

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

What's dat smell? Ugugug

You referring to the Nigerians again? Racist.

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Would you rather it was Bluto delivering 15l of top Belgian ale?

No, our neighbourhood has standards.

[BrianFaePerth]

He doesn’t wear green Dunlops

[Bluto10]

24 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The fat bastart prefers butter

everyone is fat compared to a size S wearing pixie

[elephantstone78]

On 3/30/2021 at 6:18 PM, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Aye it's looking like we'll be needing summat to keep them in place.

Maybe get a set of these for just that purpose.

 

Don't wanna look foolish. 

 

Dons colours. ?

looks like private piles from full metal jacket. He had that same look just before he went a wee bit silly and killed the drill sarge. 

[Poodler]

Dental check up - £83!!! 
 

plus there’s a Covid charge of £5

fits the Covid charge for? 
 

it’s a charge for the service during Covid.
 

fucking what?

 

[Henry]

6 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Dental check up - £83!!! 
 

plus there’s a Covid charge of £5

fits the Covid charge for? 
 

it’s a charge for the service during Covid.
 

fucking what?

 

£5 to wipe stuff down n that

fuck off 

[Poodler]

Covid will never go away so surely that charge won’t either. 
 

Plenty will be making a killing out of this 

[Zeus]

Assume as a NHS Dental Patient that is nae happening? 

So I'll be 83 quid if I want a check up. Terrific. 

Might buy one of those water flosser things 

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Dental check up - £83!!! 
 

plus there’s a Covid charge of £5

fits the Covid charge for? 
 

it’s a charge for the service during Covid.
 

fucking what?

 

Sounds like they're stitching you up like a kipper, chum. 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Dental check up - £83!!! 
 

plus there’s a Covid charge of £5

fits the Covid charge for? 
 

it’s a charge for the service during Covid.
 

fucking what?

 

Mentioned it last week,  some folk are using covid as an excuse to profiteer or cut services.  Shameless. 

[Zeus]

25 a month quid extra covid fee at the bairns nursery now as well. 

On top of the yearly price increase of approx 40 quid a month. 

What a mug ?

 

[BrianFaePerth]

12 hours ago, Poodler said:

Dental check up - £83!!! 
 

plus there’s a Covid charge of £5

fits the Covid charge for? 
 

it’s a charge for the service during Covid.
 

fucking what?

 

LOL. Dental check up done private here £15.

[alscotoz]

10 hours ago, Zeus said:

25 a month quid extra covid fee at the bairns nursery now as well. 

On top of the yearly price increase of approx 40 quid a month. 

What a mug ?

 

You could look after your own kid?

[Poodler]

11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

LOL. Dental check up done private here £15.

I expect you’ve a set like Dave Cormack!

 

 

just bought a Rab waterproof shell from Cotswolds. 
 

my last one (berghaus), the goretex layers started peeling away from the pocket zip, after about 10 years of good use in the worst weather. Exactly what happened to TC’s jacket of the same model after similar wear and they refused to fix it (usually great for sending goretex away to be repaired)

bloody capitalism 

[Quagmire]

New set of irons for the much loved sport of golf.

 

[Zeus]

1 hour ago, alscotoz said:

You could look after your own kid?

I'm a keyworker