Latest Purchase Thread

[Zeus]

Cocodomol (mentioned elsewhere) 

Garden Furniture Set - weather better improve 

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

Garden Furniture Set - weather better improve 

They're a fucking rip-off and a nightmare to get these days. 

£1,500 for some rattan chairs and a table. Fuck off. 

[Zeus]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

They're a fucking rip-off and a nightmare to get these days. 

£1,500 for some rattan chairs and a table. Fuck off. 

Aye, was in dobbies the other day. Wild prices.  

Asda for a fraction of the price and if the weather is shite while still a bastard, isn't costing over a grand....or anywhere near it tbf

 

 

[Guest milne_afc]

I prefer locally sourced, handmade, garden furniture.

 

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Aye, was in dobbies the other day. Wild prices.  

Asda for a fraction of the price and if the weather is shite while still a bastard, isn't costing over a grand....or anywhere near it tbf

 

 

Aye. We managed to get a cheap set from Aldi that'll do the job this year. 

Will hopefully get a nice one for a reasonable price in the winter, ready for next year. 

[The Boofon]

57 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I prefer locally sourced, handmade, garden furniture.

 

Me too. 

[Parklife]

29 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Me too. 

Haha 

[BrianFaePerth]

A noggie store 

[Zeus]

^selling them on Facebook marketplace? 

[YorkDon]

A pair of Karhu trainers.

 

[Parklife]

26 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

A pair of Karhu trainers.

 

They as rotten as the ones @Bad_Mobby got? 

[YorkDon]

8 minutes ago, Parklife said:

They as rotten as the ones @Bad_Mobby got? 

Haven’t seen his.Got a pic? 

[daytripping]

Bought a nest of tables tonight, from halycon days of terrace violence and the mad rave scene to shopping for mini table sets. Life is great.

[YorkDon]

46 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Very good, comfortable, snazzy trainers Yorkoid 

They best be, as they dinna give them away.

[Guest milne_afc]

Sporting footwear

1 x adidas(pair)

1 x asics(pair)

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Sporting footwear

1 x adidas(pair)

1 x asics(pair)

What sport are you taking up? 
 

 

dayts, I think that bonsai is tatties. Hard as fuck to keep alive. Go to dobbies and grab a new one, dinna struggle with it, not worth it. I’ve got one in a sulk just now and it’s heading for the bin. Slit eye shite

[daytripping]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

What sport are you taking up? 
 

 

dayts, I think that bonsai is tatties. Hard as fuck to keep alive. Go to dobbies and grab a new one, dinna struggle with it, not worth it. I’ve got one in a sulk just now and it’s heading for the bin. Slit eye shite

New soil will be here on Saturday, I'll put my heart and soul into saving it, was a gift from my daughter. Will have chats with it, hear they like that.

[Poodler]

Read it the menu from the Bankhead Chinese 

[daytripping]

7 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Read it the menu from the Bankhead Chinese 

It's actually nae bad as far as chinese food goes but it all tastes the same, rarely put myself through one these days. I'll google Mr chinky guy from the karate kid movies or read it some mr men books, read one once a week anyway.

[BrianFaePerth]

5 hours ago, daytripping said:

New soil will be here on Saturday, I'll put my heart and soul into saving it, was a gift from my daughter. Will have chats with it, hear they like that.

Tell it tales of the heady casual days. It’ll commit hari kari

[YorkDon]

9 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Hope you took a half size bigger than you normally take 

Was unaware they are small fitting.
Will wear much thinner socks and be fine ( hopefully).

[Bluto10]

10 hours ago, daytripping said:

New soil will be here on Saturday, I'll put my heart and soul into saving it, was a gift from my daughter. Will have chats with it, hear they like that.

put wax on it. the wax it off.

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Strong thick socks are absolutely essential for the man who works on his feet in safety boots. 

Infact oilfield men/workshop fitters/pigs/couriers. 

Let me make your day more comfortable. 

 

Thick quality work or walking socks. 

Lycra pants. 

Generous puff of talc on the bollocks and arsehole before donning the pants. 

 

My quality of worklife dramatically improved overnight. 

Do you do a team YMCA dance at the start of the day?

[Redforever86]

11 hours ago, daytripping said:

New soil will be here on Saturday, I'll put my heart and soul into saving it, was a gift from my daughter. Will have chats with it, hear they like that.

Plant it in your garden, tell it to man the fuck up and be a real tree.

[maryhilldon]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

How thick are your normal socks if wearing thinner ones means you go down half a shoe size ? 

Made from old sleeping bags. 

[BrianFaePerth]

18 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Strong thick socks are absolutely essential for the man who works on his feet in safety boots. 

Infact oilfield men/workshop fitters/pigs/couriers. 

Let me make your day more comfortable. 

 

Thick quality work or walking socks. 

Lycra pants. 

Generous puff of talc on the bollocks and arsehole before donning the pants. 

 

My quality of worklife dramatically improved overnight. 

MAMIL ffs

[KenDodd'sDad]

Talc actually comes from mines.

Imagine that was your job.

You would come home from a day down the pit smelling wonderful.

Hoo mama. Terrific.

[Poodler]

35 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

2 x Rugs 

Did a stolen van deliver the last one? 

[BrianFaePerth]

11 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

2 x Rugs 

Getting ready for your next court appearance?

[Poodler]

 

 

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