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Tulisa From X Factor Sex Tape


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Most of the sex tapes I've seen have been pretty weak..

 

Paris Hilton.. lots of nob-gobbling. Minor celeb who's known as a skank, so where's the attraction? Meh.

 

Chyna... a clit like a cock and shoulders like a grizzly bear. Jesus save me, but I can still see it when I close my eyes at night :(

 

Tonya Harding.. ugly little Troll-thing. Some humping seen from a poorly positioned angle. Not good.

 

Kim Kardashian... pretty much just her face wedged against the camera while a black dude fucks her arse. No penetration seen, just lots of pouty-lip-faces for the camera. More fucking annoying than anything else. Fuck that chick.

 

Pam Anderson... While I admit to having fapped to Pam's fake chebs more times than I've taken the loon to the zoo, just seeing her chowing down onTommy Lee's ridiculous schlong kills the whole thing for me. I want to see her twat ripped open all romantical, like, but instead it's a fucking sausage fest of more interest to the ladies and the gentleman's pants bandits than a hetero who's looking to spray love cream all over the screen.

 

I think Celebrity Sex Tapes are nothing more than publicity stunts, with less penetration than you would see in a regular episode of Dad's Army or Are You Being Served.

 

My ideal Celebrity Sex Tape would be Lorraine Kelly and Carol Vorderman going at each other's twats like starving Africans in a toffee factory... then my man, Ron 'The Hedgehog' Jeremy comes out dressed like, fuck, I don't know, a plumber or a postie or something.. he say's something like they'd say in a PROPER porno, like, "Hello, ladies.. I've got a package for you/come to clear your pipes (which is ironic, because he'll actually be blocking their pipes.. with his cock)... then, to the sound of trumpets and a faulty Hammond Organ, he gets his famous schlong out and proceeds to whap the fucking bejesus out of their fannys and that.

 

And it would be filmed fucking properly... none of this poorly angled, middle-distance, badly lit shite that is typical of the celebrity sex tape... just Kelly and Vorderman being brutally defiled by a four hundred pound porn star... and maybe a goat or a big dog or something, just to add a bit of the unusual to the proceedings.

 

Anyway.. who's Tulisa?

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Agreed Kelt. The ones I've seen have been at best a laugh, at worst cringe worthy. Pan Anderson funny, Sally from Home and Away cringe worthy. Paris Hilton was just annoying especially when she answered the phone.

Anyway she's some bint who presents x factor

 

Ah, so without ever having seen her, or even heard of her.... is she just a generic, skinny, good-looking chick with very little personality and a middle-England accent that doesn't really seem to be from anywhere in particular?

 

Without Googling, how close?

 

I hate the generic, interchangeable, no-talent, twenty-something 'celebrity-chick'.... and I'd no more fap over one than I would a recycle bin.

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Yup.. typical sex tape.

 

Chick's more interested in the camera than the cock, and keeps moving it out of the camera's line of sight so she can pose for the camera.

 

Either stuff the cock in your mouth and work it or get the fuck off the sex tape and replace yourself with a chick who knows what a cock is for. Hint: It's not a fucking prop for you to wave around like a baton.. it's a cock.

 

To be honest that doesn't even qualify as a sex tape.

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Yup.. typical sex tape.

 

Chick's more interested in the camera than the cock, and keeps moving it out of the camera's line of sight so she can pose for the camera.

 

Either stuff the cock in your mouth and work it or get the fuck off the sex tape and replace yourself with a chick who knows what a cock is for. Hint: It's not a fucking prop for you to wave around like a baton.. it's a cock.

 

To be honest that doesn't even qualify as a sex tape.

 

a sex tape is not porn. its just rubbish. dont bother its rubbish. she's still got her clothes on ffs!!! BOOOOO!!

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Yup.. typical sex tape.

 

Chick's more interested in the camera than the cock, and keeps moving it out of the camera's line of sight so she can pose for the camera.

 

Either stuff the cock in your mouth and work it or get the fuck off the sex tape and replace yourself with a chick who knows what a cock is for. Hint: It's not a fucking prop for you to wave around like a baton.. it's a cock.

 

To be honest that doesn't even qualify as a sex tape.

This. compete waste of time of a 'sex tape'. Not even porn if you ask me just a complete waste of everyones time.

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The disabled toilet was a regular haunt of mine back in my Weatherford days.

 

I honestly believe disabled toilets were designed for wankers, hand rails and all sorts to hold when the knees give way just at the point of muck chucking.

The danger wank...

 

 

Anyway, this "sex tape" should be renamed "average blow job tape" as thats what it is, a 5 minute mobile clip of her sooking some dude dry.

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I enjoyed it. Always thought she was decent and cracking paps (shame you just get a peek at one of them - looked good though). I've had plenty gobbles in my time and I'd give her a solid 8/9 for her skills. Knows to work the shaft while sucking and incorporates plenty of spitting on the boaby. She delivered as I'd always expected.

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I enjoyed it. Always thought she was decent and cracking paps (shame you just get a peek at one of them - looked good though). I've had plenty gobbles in my time and I'd give her a solid 8/9 for her skills. Knows to work the shaft while sucking and incorporates plenty of spitting on the boaby. She delivered as I'd always expected.

 

 

Canna agree, awfy tentative, no enough sooking. 4/10.

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