NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[Hoppy]

8 minutes ago, sooth_stander said:

Del Amitri

Whooooosh

[Ando]

[Dad]

2 hours ago, shooftahmooftah said:

Shit daddy oh you surprise me. And you used to go to the Palai on a grab a Grannie Tuesday night. 

No I didnae

[Roberto]

Can someone not vegan or a homosexual bring me up to date with this thread please.

What nonsense being spouted/manager is it not going to be? Then I'll tell you who is in current talks...

[Durrant Dived]

4 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Can someone not vegan or a homosexual bring me up to date with this thread please.

What nonsense being spouted/manager is it not going to be? Then I'll tell you who is in current talks...

Vegan AND homosexual behaviour.

[Roberto]

6 minutes ago, Durrant Dived said:

Vegan AND homosexual behaviour.

Well done.

Jesus. * clap clap *

[GeorgeStreetReds]

12 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Can someone not vegan or a homosexual bring me up to date with this thread please.

What nonsense being spouted/manager is it not going to be? Then I'll tell you who is in current talks...

@NEM that’s you fucked then

[Roberto]

3 minutes ago, GeorgeStreetReds said:

@NEM that’s you fucked then

The vegan poof that he is.

[Durrant Dived]

13 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Well done.

Jesus. * clap clap *

Maybe instead of being a poofter you can just give out any information you do have instead of wanting something in return for it 

[Roberto]

8 minutes ago, Durrant Dived said:

Maybe instead of being a poofter you can just give out any information you do have instead of wanting something in return for it 

A complete whooooosh again for you ffs 

[Dons79]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Well done.

Jesus. * clap clap *

Isn’t he a bit old to be taking the job?.

good at crosses I hear.

[sigh]

13 hours ago, Dons79 said:

Isn’t he a bit old to be taking the job?.

good at crosses I hear.

nailed it

[DeltaRay1903]

I'd ride Kaye Adams. As facially challenged as she is there is something about her and it's not just that she has a still relatively well oiled vagina. 

Hooter is very reminiscent of Sharleen Spiteri's. I'd bang her too but if truth be told she hasn't aged well at all.

[YorkDon]

5 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

I'd ride Kaye Adams. As facially challenged as she is there is something about her and it's not just that she has a still relatively well oiled vagina. 

Hooter is very reminiscent of Sharleen Spiteri's. I'd bang her too but if truth be told she hasn't aged well at all.

Not to mention that Spiteri has a ridiculously annoying Weegie twang.

[DeltaRay1903]

2 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Not to mention that Spiteri has a ridiculously annoying Weegie twang.

They both have don't they? Luckily I've long since learned the art of tuning out anything a woman is saying. I learned long ago it's never anything worth hearing. 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

17 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

I'd ride Kaye Adams. As facially challenged as she is there is something about her and it's not just that she has a still relatively well oiled vagina. 

Hooter is very reminiscent of Sharleen Spiteri's. I'd bang her too but if truth be told she hasn't aged well at all.

I wouldn’t ride Kaye Adams in to battle. 

[DeltaRay1903]

5 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

I wouldn’t ride Kaye Adams in to battle. 

Bryan Adams more your type. No judgement. Takes all sorts. 

[hairyhaggis666]

1 hour ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

I'd ride Kaye Adams. As facially challenged as she is there is something about her and it's not just that she has a still relatively well oiled vagina. 

Hooter is very reminiscent of Sharleen Spiteri's. I'd bang her too but if truth be told she hasn't aged well at all.

I miss the aberdeen mad borderline boiler wyowyn

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

 

Hooter is very reminiscent of Sharleen Spiteri's. I'd bang her too but if truth be told she hasn't aged well at all.

She's going for the '80s binman' look these days.

[AndrewC]

2 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

I wouldn’t ride Kaye Adams in to battle. 

🤣🤣

The tide wouldn’t take her out. 

[muttonhumper]

12 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

She's going for the '80s binman' look these days.

This made me curious for a gander.
In the name of actual fuck.
What a fucking midden.
She always was an intolerable, horrendous piece of shit though, so the look is a good fit. 👍

 

[donswin1983]

2 hours ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Just thought I’d share this gem from Matt Lindsay chief Herald Football writer and Uber Uber Hun.  In an article about Aberdeen and VAR

 

…A blind man on a galloping horse could have spotted that MacDonald was beyond the last Livingston defender when his team mate Leighton Clarkson floated a free-kick into the opposition area from looking back at a replay. But a “retrospective calibration” proved that to be case. So why the scathing attack?

 

im sure you’ll all join me in wishing Matthew a wonderful Sunday afternoon.

Cunt

I mean that’s just not true. A blind man on a galloping horse surely wouldn’t have seen anything, by virtue of the man being blind and the horse moving at pace.

also, why would the horse have been on an artificial surface like almond vale? Can’t graze on 4g surfaces and all those black pellets would like give the horse stomach issues. 

[Big Hat Logan]

7 minutes ago, muttonhumper said:

This made me curious for a gander.
In the name of actual fuck.
What a fucking midden.
She always was an intolerable, horrendous piece of shit though, so the look is a good fit. 👍

 

Joey Barton during his spell with sevco?

[sooth_stander]

10 minutes ago, muttonhumper said:

This made me curious for a gander.
In the name of actual fuck.
What a fucking midden.
She always was an intolerable, horrendous piece of shit though, so the look is a good fit. 👍

 

Is that Al Pacino?

[Parklife]

5 hours ago, Millertime said:

Seems weird to me in this day and age we still launch missiles

We should be beyond that, surely

So primitive 

You're a wee rodent who asks for folk to be banned from a messageboard. Maybe STFU, yeh. 

[alscotoz]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

You're a wee rodent who asks for folk to be banned from a messageboard. Maybe STFU, yeh. 

How come you're still here?

 

🤪

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

You're a wee rodent who asks for folk to be banned from a messageboard. Maybe STFU, yeh. 

Few too many Quilmes Parky?

[cheesepipes]

35 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Few too many Quilmes Parky?

Taking the internet very serious it seems.

An accusation he's flung around at others many times while high on the horse.

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

How can you be so right about this but then so wrong about big Putser and Trumpoid? 😉

You still big in the getting things right game? 

[Millertime]

7 hours ago, CCB III said:

Are you 14 years old?

You say that, but they have laser weapons now...