NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[boboisared]

work jargon and acronymns are ace.

STFU

[rainfrog]

BLUTO - wonder what that stands for?

[tup]

BLUTO - wonder what that stands for?

 

It means 'wanker' in Dutch.

 

Popeye was invented by a Dutchman and the bad guy in it was called Bluto, the translation of which was lost on English audiences.

[Bluto10]

BLUTO - wonder what that stands for?

 

just leave the cliquey work related terms for the office, eh.

[Tommy]

I could be wrong but by my calculations he has played 180 mins of football over 3 matches:

 

33 mins v Hibs

69 mins v Dun Utd

78 mins v Celtic

 

 

 

Well done you're right.

 

Did you need a calculator ?

[Arild_Stavrum]

Well done you're right.

 

Did you need a calculator ?

 

good one, did you think of that all by yourself?

 

Exactly the type of response from an 'experienced' poster that keeps me away from the forum.

No doubt (in fact I know) others stay away for the very same reason.

This forum was previously a good place for chat and debate.

[tup]

You have almost as many posts as Pawlett has minutes on the park this season Arild_Stavrum min.

[Tommy]

good one, did you think of that all by yourself?

 

Exactly the type of response from an 'experienced' poster that keeps me away from the forum.

No doubt (in fact I know) others stay away for the very same reason.

This forum was previously a good place for chat and debate.

 

 

Obviously on your menstrual cycle.

 

Keep peddling ya devoid of humour dick.

[tup]

Gay bars are maybe more suited to the type of chat and debate the likes of the butthurt Arild_Stavrum might be after.

[DandyDon KD]

Blubbery legs, unexplainable tacky orifice.

Haha

[Arild_Stavrum]

Gay bars are maybe more suited to the type of chat and debate the likes of the butthurt Arild_Stavrum might be after.

 

Embarrassing.

 

Keep up the good work guys.

[Bluto10]

Blubbery legs, unexplainable tacky orifice.

 

you stay out of this chunk.

[tup]

Lighten up ffs I don't think Tommy intended to offend you with his comment.

[Dandyesque]

Lighten up ffs I don't think Tommy intended to offend you with his comment.

 

No.

 

He's just a prick by accident

[Henry]

Blubbery legs, unexplainable tacky orifice.

 

Bloated loner, unbelievably tedious oaf.

[Tommy]

No.

 

He's just a prick by accident

 

 

Not at all, i was planned.

[Tommy]

Lighten up ffs I don't think Tommy intended to offend you with his comment.

 

 

My first one was in a jocular fashion.

I thought it was obvious.

[BrianFaePerth]

Bloated loner, unbelievably tedious oaf.

 

:hysterical:

 

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[tup]

I think Arild_Stavrum needs to pop into 'Tup's Corner' for some TLC.

[Bluto10]

I canna top that!

 

yes you can min. youre 19 fuckin stone.

[daytripping]

Brilliant legendary unbelievably tough oldguy!

[tup]

Boring Loser Uses Toomuch Oxygen

[Dandyesque]

Not at all, i was planned.

 

Piss-poor planning....

 

[StandFree1982]

I think Arild_Stavrum needs to pop into 'Tup's Corner' for some TLC.

TLC? Tups Little Cock?

 

Anyways, Pawlett....Not sure the reasoning on bringing him back, we need some centre mids back from fitness and Pawlett certainly doesn't fill that role.

[Bluto10]

Brilliant legendary unbelievably tough oldguy!

 

thats more like it.

 

these keyboard warriors wouldnt dare say all this to my face, you do realise that dont you.

[Tommy]

Piss-poor planning....

 

 

 

 

You aint had the pleasure of meeting the end product.

[Bluto10]

I'm lighter and much better looking than you, but not as good looking as Millertime and Roberto.

 

nobody is.

 

its a shock he hasnt been snapped up by some film company.

 

AMAZINGLY broody good looks. reminds me of those old hollywood greats

[daytripping]

thats more like it.

 

these keyboard warriors wouldnt dare say all this to my face, you do realise that dont you.

 

They wouldn't even look you in the eye mate let alone say something.

[Bluto10]

TUP total utter prick

 

this pun game game is hilarious.

 

harcus will be brewing up his next masterpiece as i type.

[tup]

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A habit of

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