Armed Forces

[Lencarl]

Just interested if any members are ex-forces

I was in Royal Navy

[The Boofon]

Just interested if any members are ex-forces

I was in Royal Navy

 

 

Hello sailor.

[StevieT1986]

Aye i was in the navy for 6 years

[Donmacca]

I used to be a RAF wanker. Now just a wanker

[essex don]

was in army

[King Street Loon]

I had an Action Man.

I got it from my cousin. Had Eagle eyes and everything.

[dazzy_deff]

Army folk are on par with Rubgy teams as the biggest group of wankers you could encounter on a night out.

 

Brother in law was an ex marine, spoke a good game even though he'd never been involved in any serious conflict. I had my doubts about his trained killer claims and reckon I'd clean him out with one boom in the dish.

 

My doubts were confirmed however when they were being pricks up at the Cloverleaf Bar and got battered by the darts team. The marine got knocked clean out for a good 10 seconds with one punch from an over the hill arrow thrower.

 

I was in the cubs.

got into an argument with an ex marine in the queue for soul casino last year. Wasn't up for a scrap when it was offered. Conclusion...marines are faggots.

[Robbie Winters]

I once gained access to a NATO base in Norway by flashing my army card at the young sudjer on guard.

He said I did not think Scotland had it's own army, I replied quickly hiding my SSC membership card with the words, yes son, Tartan Army. The fanny let me in as well. Severe lack of security if you ask me

[Karl Fletcher]

I was in the Boys Brigade as a youngster.

 

Me

[amancalledbuck]

Baby killers!

[Lencarl]

I was in the Boys Brigade as a youngster.

 

Me

 

Ha Ha Does not count

[looksgoodinred]

i went out with a Marine a few times. does that count as military service?

[Lencarl]

i went out with a Marine a few times. does that count as military service?

 

Nope Good try

[spamspamspam]

i went out with a Marine a few times. does that count as military service?

 

maybe servicing but not service.

[Ke1t]

I had an Action Man.

I got it from my cousin. Had Eagle eyes and everything.

 

That was the one wi the short, ginger hair, wasn't it?

 

'Real' gripping action hands inna.

 

The military would have been a bad fit for me... for a lot of reasons.

 

Was in the Boys Brigade for about 10 minutes aged 9 or 10 or so, then it dawned on me that this was some sort of Christian bullshit and turned tail and got out of there before they started on about Noah and Zebedee and that.

 

I do own a gun though

[Foster14]

I am just away to prestige for the third time on the current Call of Duty game.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Baby killers!

 

My old fitness trainer, Christian from Kigali, was a Tutsi during the Rwandan genocide. He was a child soldier and saw men throwing babies off walls as well as other atrocities but that was the one that stuck out in my mind.

The horror, the horror.

[Lencarl]

My old fitness trainer, Christian from Kigali, was a Tutsi during the Rwandan genocide. He was a child soldier and saw men throwing babies off walls as well as other atrocities but that was the one that stuck out in my mind.

The horror, the horror.

 

Saw a film depicting this awful genicide ( can not remember name ) truly shocking stuff

[Chrisyboy81]

Saw a film depicting this awful genicide ( can not remember name ) truly shocking stuff

I watched Blood Diamond the other night the bit at the start where the kid has his arm chopped off is savage! Excellent film.

[Lencarl]

Saw a film depicting this awful genicide ( can not remember name ) truly shocking stuff

 

Film was Hotel Rwanda made in 2004 Great film

[tup]

You have to be thick as fuck to consider a career in the armed forces.

[Bluto10]

You have to be thick as fuck to consider a career in the armed forces.

 

what were you, field marshal?

[tommo1903]

Army folk are on par with Rubgy teams as the biggest group of wankers you could encounter on a night out.

 

I agree. Also, those cunts that wear their military uniform to weddings and such like can fuck off - you dont see some cunt in an Asda uniform at a wedding do you?

 

 

You have to be thick as fuck to consider a career in the armed forces.

 

This is also true, out of the folk from my school, only the dafties are in the army.

[The Boofon]

I agree. Also, those cunts that wear their military uniform to weddings and such like can fuck off - you dont see some cunt in an Asda uniform at a wedding do you?

 

 

 

 

This is also true, out of the folk from my school, only the dafties are in the army.

 

 

Asda workers are poofs so they don't get married.

[tommo1903]

Asda workers are poofs so they don't get married.

 

The bakery department doesn't have any poofs.

[Lencarl]

You have to be thick as fuck to consider a career in the armed forces.

 

Only people i hear say that have not got the BALLS or BRAINS to consider this worthwile career

[looksgoodinred]

IThis is also true, out of the folk from my school, only the dafties are in the army.

 

I don't know that that's fair to say. I'd argue some people join the armed forces in order to get specialized training or a university education in many countries, which some years' service in the forces will pay for. They're certainly bright people, just lacking the financial resources to gain a university/college education in any other manner. And some I've known have just felt compelled to join, wanting to serve their country in some way. I think the truly daft grunts are relatively few.

[Lencarl]

I don't know that that's fair to say. I'd argue some people join the armed forces in order to get specialized training or a university education in many countries, which some years' service in the forces will pay for. They're certainly bright people, just lacking the financial resources to gain a university/college education in any other manner. And some I've known have just felt compelled to join, wanting to serve their country in some way. I think the truly daft grunts are relatively few.

 

AGREED

[The Boofon]

I don't know that that's fair to say. I'd argue some people join the armed forces in order to get specialized training or a university education in many countries, which some years' service in the forces will pay for. They're certainly bright people, just lacking the financial resources to gain a university/college education in any other manner. And some I've known have just felt compelled to join, wanting to serve their country in some way. I think the truly daft grunts are relatively few.

 

 

Bollocks.

[BrianFaePerth]

I don't know that that's fair to say. I'd argue some people join the armed forces in order to get specialized training or a university education in many countries, which some years' service in the forces will pay for. They're certainly bright people, just lacking the financial resources to gain a university/college education in any other manner. And some I've known have just felt compelled to join, wanting to serve their country in some way. I think the truly daft grunts are relatively few.

 

Eh'd rather have a huge student loan than be debt free and have my heid blown off.