The Olympics

[Henry]

There's an extravaganza of sport in London this summer, which means an extravaganza of minge to ogle. I intend to have a look some of the British female athletes competing on a sport-by-sport basis, and encourage you lot to weigh in with your comments and criticisms.

 

First up (alphabetically) is Archery.

 

Unfortunately, we're starting on a bit of a low note, as the talent isn't fantastic here.

 

We have Amy Oliver

 

 

 

Alison Williamson

 

 

 

and Naomi Folkard

 

 

 

Two medals out of five for me.

[The Boofon]

Great thread. Have we all top wade in with an A or can we move onto B?

 

I'll guess at moving onto B.

 

Badminton and Beach Volleyball must be a nap for some honeys.

 

Imogen Bankier (on the left) is a Weegie though so I'd not bang her.

 

 

 

Beach Volleyball.

 

British beach volleyball players (left to right) Denise Johns, Lucy Boulton, Shauna Mulliin and Zara Dampney

 

[tup]

Oooft!

 

They're all horrors.

[Stoney]

There wont be any fit birds at the olympics..........fit birds dont have to try hard at anything and rely on looks alone to get through life.

 

Only munters try to push themselves physically. See the olypics for proof.

[tup]

Agreed.

 

Most of them will be dykes.

[Stoney]

Team france - 2012 - aka team munter

 

[The Boofon]

There wont be any fit birds at the olympics..........fit birds dont have to try hard at anything and rely on looks alone to get through life.

 

Only munters try to push themselves physically. See the olypics for proof.

 

 

Aye OK Stoney.

 

Munters

[tup]

Most of them are minging boof, Sharapova and one or two others excepted.

 

To be a succesful bird athlete you need to have no paps, which automatically means you're pretty minging.

[Stoney]

LIngerie bowl 2012 is where its at

[looksgoodinred]

Most of them are minging boof, Sharapova and one or two others excepted.

 

To be a succesful bird athlete you need to have no paps, which automatically means you're pretty minging.

 

 

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/386180-the-20-most-boobtastic-athletes-of-all-time#/articles/386180-the-20-most-boobtastic-athletes-of-all-time

[Stoney]

Most of them are minging boof, Sharapova and one or two others excepted.

 

To be a succesful bird athlete you need to have no paps, which automatically means you're pretty minging.

Agreed Sharapova is an a tennis player and not a very good one at that. But shed get rattled. If the ozzie bird had better nurples than shed get done but the rest are minging.

[Foster14]

Most of them are minging boof, Sharapova and one or two others excepted.

 

To be a succesful bird athlete you need to have no paps, which automatically means you're pretty minging.

 

I was thinking that was hardly a ringing endorsement to what he was saying.

 

I've never agreed with you more than on your second point!

[tup]

 

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/386180-the-20-most-boobtastic-athletes-of-all-time#/articles/386180-the-20-most-boobtastic-athletes-of-all-time

 

They're the exception that proves the rule. Tennis is about power anyway so it's different.

 

You're never going to win the 100 metres if you've got tits that are pulling the skin off your face.

[Foster14]

Agreed Sharapova is an a tennis player and not a very good one at that.

 

I'd hardly say that Sharapove is not very good with 6 grand slam finals including 3 wins, especially since she is always going to struggle with not being as powerhouse-esque as the Williams Sisters and the many similar types who fill the sport now. Hardly Kournikova...

 

They're the exception that proves the rule. Tennis is about power anyway so it's different.

 

You're never going to win the 100 metres if you've got tits that are pulling the skin off your face.

 

Good link, but don't think many will be competing at the Olympics there...

[looksgoodinred]

I'd hardly say that Sharapove is not very good with 6 grand slam finals including 3 wins, especially since she is always going to struggle with not being as powerhouse-esque as the Williams Sisters and the many similar types who fill the sport now. Hardly Kournikova...

 

 

 

Good link, but don't think many will be competing at the Olympics there...

 

the link was more to prove the point there are female world-class athletes with breasts. and not just tennis players

[vanderark14]

this thread was shaping up well till tup invaded it.

 

keep it going Harcus and Boof

[tup]

What, keep going with horrendous looking manbeasts?

 

No thanks.

 

It was actually Stoney who put the kybosh on it.

[tup]

the link was more to prove the point there are female world-class athletes with breasts. and not just tennis players

 

Aye but they're not good looking is the point.

 

If you are, as Stoney says, you've no need to go out hurdling walls, and doing relay races.

 

All you need is a bag of make-up and a decent pair of heels and you're set up for life.

[vanderark14]

B again

 

British Boxer - Savannah Marshall

 

 

 

:hysterical:

[Henry]

Great thread. Have we all top wade in with an A or can we move onto B?

 

I'll guess at moving onto B.

 

Badminton and Beach Volleyball must be a nap for some honeys.

 

 

 

oh aye, by all means wade in.

 

I was hoping to do one from each of the following, bit ambitious like.

 

• Archery

• Athletics

• Badminton

• Basketball

• Beach Volleyball

• Boxing

• Canoe Slalom

• Canoe Sprint

• Cycling - BMX

• Cycling - Mountain Bike

• Cycling - Road

• Cycling - Track

• Diving

• Equestrian

• Fencing

• Football

• Gymnastics - Artistic

• Gymnastics - Rhythmic

• Handball

• Hockey

• Judo

• Modern Pentathlon

• Rowing

• Sailing

• Shooting

• Swimming

• Synchronised Swimming

• Table Tennis

• Taekwondo

• Tennis

• Trampoline

• Triathlon

• Volleyball

• Water Polo

• Weightlifting

• Wrestling

 

as those are the offical events listed on the London2012 site.

 

Athletics is a bit wide-ranging though.

 

 

 

[The Boofon]

Most of them are minging boof, Sharapova and one or two others excepted.

 

To be a succesful bird athlete you need to have no paps, which automatically means you're pretty minging.

 

Minging?

 

Hardly.

[looksgoodinred]

Aye but they're not good looking is the point.

 

If you are, as Stoney says, you've no need to go out hurdling walls, and doing relay races.

 

All you need is a bag of make-up and a decent pair of heels and you're set up for life.

 

[vanderark14]

Are we sticking to brits or can we allow Johnny Foreigners?

[dons22]

Great thread. Have we all top wade in with an A or can we move onto B?

 

I'll guess at moving onto B.

 

Badminton and Beach Volleyball must be a nap for some honeys.

 

Imogen Bankier (on the left) is a Weegie though so I'd not bang her.

 

 

 

Beach Volleyball.

 

British beach volleyball players (left to right) Denise Johns, Lucy Boulton, Shauna Mulliin and Zara Dampney

 

 

 

I would pump them all and the one lying on the ground next to the shuttle cocks would get it.

[The Boofon]

Jessica Ennis is worth a dunt as well in the Heptathlon.

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry that's jumped the alphabet a bit. Where were we?

[tup]

We could rate the ones above according to how many pints you'd have to drink to even think about it.

 

Boxing - 26.

[The Boofon]

oh aye, by all means wade in.

 

I was hoping to do one from each of the following, bit ambitious like.

 

 

 

as those are the offical events listed on the London2012 site.

 

Athletics is a bit wide-ranging though.

 

It is indeed.

 

Javelin a few years ago would have got you Fatima Whitbread so maybe it's better to keep it at a wide range.

[The Boofon]

We could rate the ones above according to how many pints you'd have to drink to even think about it.

 

Boxing - 26.

 

Or we could keep it on topic.

 

There's a good boy.

 

Canoe Slalom.

 

Lizzie Neave.

 

I've unfortunately had to refrain from posting a picture. (Munter)

[tup]

My own personal interest stretches to finding anyone female taking part who is halfway reasonable looking.

[Stoney]

Jessica ennis only looks ok because she is usually standing next to munters. Its a smart move.