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There's an extravaganza of sport in London this summer, which means an extravaganza of minge to ogle. I intend to have a look some of the British female athletes competing on a sport-by-sport basis, and encourage you lot to weigh in with your comments and criticisms.

 

First up (alphabetically) is Archery.

 

Unfortunately, we're starting on a bit of a low note, as the talent isn't fantastic here.

 

We have Amy Oliver

 

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Alison Williamson

 

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and Naomi Folkard

 

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Two medals out of five for me.

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Great thread. Have we all top wade in with an A or can we move onto B?

 

I'll guess at moving onto B.

 

Badminton and Beach Volleyball must be a nap for some honeys.

 

Imogen Bankier (on the left) is a Weegie though so I'd not bang her.

 

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Beach Volleyball.

 

British beach volleyball players (left to right) Denise Johns, Lucy Boulton, Shauna Mulliin and Zara Dampney

 

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Most of them are minging boof, Sharapova and one or two others excepted.

 

To be a succesful bird athlete you need to have no paps, which automatically means you're pretty minging.

Agreed Sharapova is an a tennis player and not a very good one at that. But shed get rattled. If the ozzie bird had better nurples than shed get done but the rest are minging.

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Most of them are minging boof, Sharapova and one or two others excepted.

 

To be a succesful bird athlete you need to have no paps, which automatically means you're pretty minging.

 

I was thinking that was hardly a ringing endorsement to what he was saying.

 

I've never agreed with you more than on your second point!

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Agreed Sharapova is an a tennis player and not a very good one at that.

 

I'd hardly say that Sharapove is not very good with 6 grand slam finals including 3 wins, especially since she is always going to struggle with not being as powerhouse-esque as the Williams Sisters and the many similar types who fill the sport now. Hardly Kournikova...

 

They're the exception that proves the rule. Tennis is about power anyway so it's different.

 

You're never going to win the 100 metres if you've got tits that are pulling the skin off your face.

 

Good link, but don't think many will be competing at the Olympics there... :laughing:

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I'd hardly say that Sharapove is not very good with 6 grand slam finals including 3 wins, especially since she is always going to struggle with not being as powerhouse-esque as the Williams Sisters and the many similar types who fill the sport now. Hardly Kournikova...

 

 

 

Good link, but don't think many will be competing at the Olympics there... :laughing:

 

the link was more to prove the point there are female world-class athletes with breasts. and not just tennis players :P

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the link was more to prove the point there are female world-class athletes with breasts. and not just tennis players :P

 

Aye but they're not good looking is the point.

 

If you are, as Stoney says, you've no need to go out hurdling walls, and doing relay races.

 

All you need is a bag of make-up and a decent pair of heels and you're set up for life.

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Great thread. Have we all top wade in with an A or can we move onto B?

 

I'll guess at moving onto B.

 

Badminton and Beach Volleyball must be a nap for some honeys.

 

 

 

oh aye, by all means wade in.

 

I was hoping to do one from each of the following, bit ambitious like.

 

 

as those are the offical events listed on the London2012 site.

 

Athletics is a bit wide-ranging though. itch-chin.gif

 

 

 

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Great thread. Have we all top wade in with an A or can we move onto B?

 

I'll guess at moving onto B.

 

Badminton and Beach Volleyball must be a nap for some honeys.

 

Imogen Bankier (on the left) is a Weegie though so I'd not bang her.

 

badminton_2134701b.jpg

 

 

Beach Volleyball.

 

British beach volleyball players (left to right) Denise Johns, Lucy Boulton, Shauna Mulliin and Zara Dampney

 

305286963.jpg

 

 

I would pump them all and the one lying on the ground next to the shuttle cocks would get it.

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oh aye, by all means wade in.

 

I was hoping to do one from each of the following, bit ambitious like.

 

 

 

as those are the offical events listed on the London2012 site.

 

Athletics is a bit wide-ranging though. itch-chin.gif

 

It is indeed.

 

Javelin a few years ago would have got you Fatima Whitbread so maybe it's better to keep it at a wide range.

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We could rate the ones above according to how many pints you'd have to drink to even think about it.

 

Boxing - 26.

 

Or we could keep it on topic.

 

There's a good boy.

 

Canoe Slalom.

 

Lizzie Neave.

 

I've unfortunately had to refrain from posting a picture. (Munter)

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