Henry Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 There's an extravaganza of sport in London this summer, which means an extravaganza of minge to ogle. I intend to have a look some of the British female athletes competing on a sport-by-sport basis, and encourage you lot to weigh in with your comments and criticisms. First up (alphabetically) is Archery. Unfortunately, we're starting on a bit of a low note, as the talent isn't fantastic here. We have Amy Oliver Alison Williamson and Naomi Folkard Two medals out of five for me. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Great thread. Have we all top wade in with an A or can we move onto B? I'll guess at moving onto B. Badminton and Beach Volleyball must be a nap for some honeys. Imogen Bankier (on the left) is a Weegie though so I'd not bang her. Beach Volleyball. British beach volleyball players (left to right) Denise Johns, Lucy Boulton, Shauna Mulliin and Zara Dampney Link to comment
Stoney Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 There wont be any fit birds at the olympics..........fit birds dont have to try hard at anything and rely on looks alone to get through life. Only munters try to push themselves physically. See the olypics for proof. Link to comment
tup Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Agreed. Most of them will be dykes. Link to comment
Stoney Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Team france - 2012 - aka team munter Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 There wont be any fit birds at the olympics..........fit birds dont have to try hard at anything and rely on looks alone to get through life. Only munters try to push themselves physically. See the olypics for proof. Aye OK Stoney. Munters Link to comment
tup Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Most of them are minging boof, Sharapova and one or two others excepted. To be a succesful bird athlete you need to have no paps, which automatically means you're pretty minging. Link to comment
Stoney Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 LIngerie bowl 2012 is where its at Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Most of them are minging boof, Sharapova and one or two others excepted. To be a succesful bird athlete you need to have no paps, which automatically means you're pretty minging. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/386180-the-20-most-boobtastic-athletes-of-all-time#/articles/386180-the-20-most-boobtastic-athletes-of-all-time Link to comment
Stoney Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Most of them are minging boof, Sharapova and one or two others excepted. To be a succesful bird athlete you need to have no paps, which automatically means you're pretty minging.Agreed Sharapova is an a tennis player and not a very good one at that. But shed get rattled. If the ozzie bird had better nurples than shed get done but the rest are minging. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Most of them are minging boof, Sharapova and one or two others excepted. To be a succesful bird athlete you need to have no paps, which automatically means you're pretty minging. I was thinking that was hardly a ringing endorsement to what he was saying. I've never agreed with you more than on your second point! Link to comment
tup Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 http://bleacherreport.com/articles/386180-the-20-most-boobtastic-athletes-of-all-time#/articles/386180-the-20-most-boobtastic-athletes-of-all-time They're the exception that proves the rule. Tennis is about power anyway so it's different. You're never going to win the 100 metres if you've got tits that are pulling the skin off your face. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Agreed Sharapova is an a tennis player and not a very good one at that. I'd hardly say that Sharapove is not very good with 6 grand slam finals including 3 wins, especially since she is always going to struggle with not being as powerhouse-esque as the Williams Sisters and the many similar types who fill the sport now. Hardly Kournikova... They're the exception that proves the rule. Tennis is about power anyway so it's different. You're never going to win the 100 metres if you've got tits that are pulling the skin off your face. Good link, but don't think many will be competing at the Olympics there... Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I'd hardly say that Sharapove is not very good with 6 grand slam finals including 3 wins, especially since she is always going to struggle with not being as powerhouse-esque as the Williams Sisters and the many similar types who fill the sport now. Hardly Kournikova... Good link, but don't think many will be competing at the Olympics there... the link was more to prove the point there are female world-class athletes with breasts. and not just tennis players Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 this thread was shaping up well till tup invaded it. keep it going Harcus and Boof Link to comment
tup Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 What, keep going with horrendous looking manbeasts? No thanks. It was actually Stoney who put the kybosh on it. Link to comment
tup Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 the link was more to prove the point there are female world-class athletes with breasts. and not just tennis players Aye but they're not good looking is the point. If you are, as Stoney says, you've no need to go out hurdling walls, and doing relay races. All you need is a bag of make-up and a decent pair of heels and you're set up for life. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 B again British Boxer - Savannah Marshall :hysterical: Link to comment
Henry Posted May 24, 2012 Author Share Posted May 24, 2012 Great thread. Have we all top wade in with an A or can we move onto B? I'll guess at moving onto B. Badminton and Beach Volleyball must be a nap for some honeys. oh aye, by all means wade in. I was hoping to do one from each of the following, bit ambitious like. ArcheryAthleticsBadmintonBasketballBeach VolleyballBoxingCanoe SlalomCanoe SprintCycling - BMXCycling - Mountain BikeCycling - RoadCycling - TrackDivingEquestrianFencingFootballGymnastics - ArtisticGymnastics - RhythmicHandballHockeyJudoModern PentathlonRowingSailingShootingSwimmingSynchronised SwimmingTable TennisTaekwondoTennisTrampolineTriathlonVolleyballWater PoloWeightliftingWrestling as those are the offical events listed on the London2012 site. Athletics is a bit wide-ranging though. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Most of them are minging boof, Sharapova and one or two others excepted. To be a succesful bird athlete you need to have no paps, which automatically means you're pretty minging. Minging? Hardly. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Aye but they're not good looking is the point. If you are, as Stoney says, you've no need to go out hurdling walls, and doing relay races. All you need is a bag of make-up and a decent pair of heels and you're set up for life. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Are we sticking to brits or can we allow Johnny Foreigners? Link to comment
dons22 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Great thread. Have we all top wade in with an A or can we move onto B? I'll guess at moving onto B. Badminton and Beach Volleyball must be a nap for some honeys. Imogen Bankier (on the left) is a Weegie though so I'd not bang her. Beach Volleyball. British beach volleyball players (left to right) Denise Johns, Lucy Boulton, Shauna Mulliin and Zara Dampney I would pump them all and the one lying on the ground next to the shuttle cocks would get it. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Jessica Ennis is worth a dunt as well in the Heptathlon. Sorry that's jumped the alphabet a bit. Where were we? Link to comment
tup Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 We could rate the ones above according to how many pints you'd have to drink to even think about it. Boxing - 26. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 oh aye, by all means wade in. I was hoping to do one from each of the following, bit ambitious like. as those are the offical events listed on the London2012 site. Athletics is a bit wide-ranging though. It is indeed. Javelin a few years ago would have got you Fatima Whitbread so maybe it's better to keep it at a wide range. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 We could rate the ones above according to how many pints you'd have to drink to even think about it. Boxing - 26. Or we could keep it on topic. There's a good boy. Canoe Slalom. Lizzie Neave. I've unfortunately had to refrain from posting a picture. (Munter) Link to comment
tup Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 My own personal interest stretches to finding anyone female taking part who is halfway reasonable looking. Link to comment
Stoney Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Jessica ennis only looks ok because she is usually standing next to munters. Its a smart move. Link to comment
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