Bobby Connor Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Why would she ever want to kick your arse? I've never been with a woman who hasn't wanted to kick my arse! That is absolute truth! Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Could be because she regards me as too cocky or out of her league. It's anyone's guess. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Is it your choice of hat wear? Something you've said? If you're uncertain as to what occurred in past, I'm sure a short stop in Tup's Corner will help you sort it all out. Care for a piece of peach pie? Number 1, my choice of hat was appropriate for the occasion.Number B, Aye, I'll eat your pie. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 25, 2012 Author Share Posted July 25, 2012 Right - the sailing Again, not great across the board here. For example, we have the misleadingly-monikered Annie Lush and Alison Young, who reminds me of a Balamory character. Best of the lot is Hannah Mills. Nice. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 25, 2012 Author Share Posted July 25, 2012 Greek triple jumper barred from Olympics for racist tweet. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18987678 Link to comment
Henry Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 Shooting Best here is Edinburgh-born Jennifer McIntosh Lives in Aberdeen, her club is Bon Accord Rifle Club Link to comment
tup Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Dunno like, there might be a certain amount of enjoyment to be be gleaned from getting yer arse kicked off a lassie, for some! I'm gonna lay down a tenner says all their husbands are not quite right. I reckon most of them are rug munchers. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Shooting Best here is Edinburgh-born Jennifer McIntosh Lives in Aberdeen, her club is Bon Accord Rifle Club Fire my load over that no problem. Link to comment
tup Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Fire my load over that no problem. Each to their own :confused: Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Each to their own :confused: That would have worked better if you'd been less keen to post and let a few others post first. I'd shag her as well so I have no problem with the edit. Link to comment
Nespa Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 spotted Kaylan Kyle last night in the Canadian team! not the worst! Link to comment
tup Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 No paps though, a common occurence amongst female athletes. Still, you dinna look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 Is that VDA's new wife in the background? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 No paps though, a common occurence amongst female athletes. Still, you dinna look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire. So why would you nae fuck the bird you edited onto my post? She's female and more than likely got a vagina and some tits. What's the difference Mr Contradiction? Is it because it IS a female? Link to comment
tup Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 So why would you nae fuck the bird you edited onto my post? She's female and more than likely got a vagina and some tits. What's the difference Mr Contradiction? Is it because it IS a female? No it's because she's a complete horror with a coupon like a spam fritter. I apply more conditions than simply having a vagina and tits to my choice of female. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 No paps though, a common occurence amongst female athletes. Still, you dinna look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire. No it's because she's a complete horror with a coupon like a spam fritter. What's your point Mr Contradiction? Link to comment
tup Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 What's your point Mr Contradiction? My point, and I'm going to start showing you some patience again is: If the bird is decent enough looking, but has no paps, that's not a deal breaker. Paps = mantelpiece. Fud = fire. Poking the fire does not require close inspection of the mantelpiece. If, on the other hand, the 'lady' in question looks like she's in the middle of eating several red-hot jawbreakers and is in fact a total hound, then she can have all the paps and fud in the world on display and I'm not going to touch it with a bargepole. Comprendez? Zero contradiction. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 i don't think anyone has posted Josefine Oqvist (Swedish soccer). and if you're interested in further exploration: http://www.canada.com/sports/2012-summer-games/Photos+sexiest+women+London+2012+Olympics/6818821/story.html Link to comment
tup Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Jeremy Vine was asking today why the women's volleyball was so popular and given prominence. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 A lot of square jaws in there like. Swedish kickba player and some of the tennis players are do-able. The rest a bit meh. Link to comment
tup Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Women who are into running and all that stuff are simply not to be trusted. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Women who are into running and all that stuff are simply not to be trusted. aye, they should get all the exercise they require to maintain desirability with all the housework they do. Link to comment
tup Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Plus if they're proper women their tits should be big enough and their arses shapely enough to make running embarrassing for all concerned. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 My point, and I'm going to start showing you some patience again is: If the bird is decent enough looking, but has no paps, that's not a deal breaker. Paps = mantelpiece. Fud = fire. Poking the fire does not require close inspection of the mantelpiece. If, on the other hand, the 'lady' in question looks like she's in the middle of eating several red-hot jawbreakers and is in fact a total hound, then she can have all the paps and fud in the world on display and I'm not going to touch it with a bargepole. Comprendez? Zero contradiction. You've twisted the phrase about the mantelpiece and the fire to suit your backtracking bullshit and I'm not convinced one bit. You dinna look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire means you turn an ugly bird to face the other way while you're firing it up her. It's got nothing to do with pappage as well you know. Prick. Link to comment
tup Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 It's all about context. The context I used it in may or may not be different to the context you visualised in your own mind. That's your fault, not mine. Arse bandit. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 It's all about context. The context I used it in may or may not be different to the context you visualised in your own mind. That's your fault, not mine. Arse bandit. Well I'd still fuck here but I've got a nicer fireplace and mantelpiece than you anyway. Link to comment
tup Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Well I'd still fuck here You'd be better doing it in private all things considered. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 You'd be better doing it in private all things considered. You've not been here to comment on that. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Tup, you nonce - I'm sure you're gay. I have my concerns about you. tup = one half of arse bandits right said fred. Link to comment
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