The Boofon Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Damn. I had the litre of gin last night, and the star jumps today. Wrong order. Silly me. Nice to get some Tup-esque advice there. Tup, mods can we change the title of this thread to Boofon's corner please? He'd definitely flip his lid once and for all if that happened. Make sure Boofon's Corner has the apostrophe as well. Advice centre closed for the meantime as I'm off out for a couple of hours. Feel free to post your problems while I'm away. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 9, 2012 Author Share Posted June 9, 2012 He'd definitely flip his lid once and for all if that happened. Make sure Boofon's Corner has the apostrophe as well. Advice centre closed for the meantime as I'm off out for a couple of hours. Feel free to post your problems while I'm away. Atrocious moderation. I'm outraged. Link to comment
360 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Tups Corner should be deleted, it's the worst thread on here. Mainly due to the shite advice he gives. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Thumbs down for poor moderation. No apostrophe and now we have two corners. There's only room for 1 corner imo. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 it could become um big heap tup's teepee. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 It's not possible to have an apostrophe in the thread title and at the same time avoid ALL CAPS thread titles. Anyway, I'm sure Boof has a lot of sound advice for us all. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Boofon, people say I have 'rapey' eyes. What can I do about this? Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Rape them. Might be a bit harrowing but that will be offset by them knowing that they were actually right. Link to comment
ebbe Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Boofon, people say I have 'rapey' eyes. What can I do about this? wear aviators you pervert Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 9, 2012 Author Share Posted June 9, 2012 Boofon, people say I have 'rapey' eyes. What can I do about this? Keep them closed. I suggest a career working night shift as well. Having your eyes closed during night time has far less impact than through the day. Supplement your income by claiming blind allowance. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Keep them closed. I suggest a career working night shift as well. Having your eyes closed during night time has far less impact than through the day. Supplement your income by claiming blind allowance. Thanks mate!!! What can I do about the hook I have for a hand though? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 9, 2012 Author Share Posted June 9, 2012 Thanks mate!!! What can I do about the hook I have for a hand though? Moonlight as an umbrella stand? Link to comment
Henry Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Thanks mate!!! What can I do about the hook I have for a hand though? Don't be tempted to scratch your eyes to make them less rapey. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Boofon, people say I have 'rapey' eyes. What can I do about this? Get yourself some Rapist Glasses and a Paedophile beard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCAvxLByi8&feature=related Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 9, 2012 Author Share Posted June 9, 2012 Don't be tempted to scratch your eyes to make them less rapey. Excellent advice. Can we modify the title to be Boofon and Harcus' corner please mods? Might get round BC's ridiculous claim about capital letter titles and all that. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Dear Boofon, I am beginning to think that I may have a problem and I am hoping you can help. I have a fascination for white triangles, even more so when framed by a light tan coloured background. No matter what I am doing or where i am as soon as I see one I am drawn to it like to proverbial fly. The urge to stare has been so strong sometimes that when I turn my head away from the triangle my eyes have began to vibrate vigorously in an attempt to bore through my temple just to get one more glimpse. It is not only little white triangles that have this effect, pink, purple even leopard print... not so much black. What can I do to stop this from getting me arrested? Spam. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Dear Boofon, I am beginning to think that I may have a problem and I am hoping you can help. I have a fascination for white triangles, even more so when framed by a light tan coloured background. No matter what I am doing or where i am as soon as I see one I am drawn to it like to proverbial fly. The urge to stare has been so strong sometimes that when I turn my head away from the triangle my eyes have began to vibrate vigorously in an attempt to bore through my temple just to get one more glimpse. It is not only little white triangles that have this effect, pink, purple even leopard print... not so much black. What can I do to stop this from getting me arrested? Spam. racist Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Rape them. Might be a bit harrowing but that will be offset by them knowing that they were actually right. I would close this thread now - I can't see any ofthe advice handed out being better than this. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 I would close this thread now - I can't see any ofthe advice handed out being better than this. Thanks I'd like to thank Tup for being an inspiration to me. RIP Tup Link to comment
Jigot Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Dear Boofon, I am beginning to think that I may have a problem and I am hoping you can help. I have a fascination for white triangles, even more so when framed by a light tan coloured background. No matter what I am doing or where i am as soon as I see one I am drawn to it like to proverbial fly. The urge to stare has been so strong sometimes that when I turn my head away from the triangle my eyes have began to vibrate vigorously in an attempt to bore through my temple just to get one more glimpse. It is not only little white triangles that have this effect, pink, purple even leopard print... not so much black. What can I do to stop this from getting me arrested? Spam. I'd advise running faster,it works fer me. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 10, 2012 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 Dear Boofon, I am beginning to think that I may have a problem and I am hoping you can help. I have a fascination for white triangles, even more so when framed by a light tan coloured background. No matter what I am doing or where i am as soon as I see one I am drawn to it like to proverbial fly. The urge to stare has been so strong sometimes that when I turn my head away from the triangle my eyes have began to vibrate vigorously in an attempt to bore through my temple just to get one more glimpse. It is not only little white triangles that have this effect, pink, purple even leopard print... not so much black. What can I do to stop this from getting me arrested? Spam. Cast your eyes to naked hairy men with beards instead. It works wonders. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 10, 2012 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 I would close this thread now - I can't see any ofthe advice handed out being better than this. Well you could do that. However this thread isn't just for problems unlike the selfish bastard who runs the other corner. This one is also open for questions that you don't know the answer to with the exception of "What is the meaning of life?" as that has more than one answer. Anything else is fair game. Feel free to ask away. Link to comment
Henry Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Boofon What style does your wife prefer for her pubic hair? Harcus. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 10, 2012 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 Boofon What style does your wife prefer for her pubic hair? Harcus. That would be a question for her and not me and she doesn't come on here. :thumbs: Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Boofon What style do you prefer your wife has for her pubic hair? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 10, 2012 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 Boofon What style do you prefer your wife has for her pubic hair? I don't mind. Link to comment
Jigot Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 When I return home from work,my Spaniel loups on my leg,dry humpin' me,untill the messy end. If I change his post-coital cigarette, from a Capstan full strength to a Silk Cut Purple will his cough go away? a worried dog lover. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Having just won the euro millions and purchasing an isolated island. I now need some dinosaur dna. Where can I get some. Bonzo Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 10, 2012 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 When I return home from work,my Spaniel loups on my leg,dry humpin' me,untill the messy end. If I change his post-coital cigarette, from a Capstan full strength to a Silk Cut Purple will his cough go away? a worried dog lover. No. Buy a beagle. They smoke like troopers. Link to comment
Jigot Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 No. Buy a beagle. They smoke like troopers. Link to comment
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