Aberdeen City Centre

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s - 50 degrees. Think about it . 

Exactly. No-ones whipping down their breeks in that weather anyway, it's an unnecessary rule. Just use the toilet in the research facility. 

[sigh]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

I’d love to go and see the penguins. Thousands of them in their colonies. 

Go to South Island NZ, there are two type of pengers there, its far warmer than Antartica

[maryhilldon]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

I’d love to go and see the penguins. Thousands of them in their colonies. 

Aye, you can literally see the huge amounts of shite they drop from space. But 1 human doing a pish is a problem.

[Simply Red]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’d love to go and see the penguins. Thousands of them in their colonies. 

Patagonia. Hoaching with the cunts. Pish wherever you want

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Followed by The Seal Club

.....where the prices are (ice)capped and you'll have a whale of a time. Harp(oon) music available in exchange for some Greenland dogfish.

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s part of the natural environment, the penguin shite. 

Humans are part of nature as well. It's only a pish, not radioactive waste. Be covered in snow in a few minutes anyway.

[dave_min]

2 hours ago, Fridge said:

Outstanding conversation this. Not one single person on here is ever likely to be in Antarctica screaming for a pish and if they were I doubt they would be holding it in till they found the nearest bar.

I’ll take that bet.

[Redforever86]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It’ll never thaw out. 

Do you think it would freeze afore it hit the ground. Would make a cool lightsaber. 

 

Go could go to Edinburgh Zoo to see the penguins, pish in the canal wi AK. 

[Fridge]

Got a taxi, fuck walking in that. Driver saying A&E is full of folk with broken bones.

You would think we would be used to this weather by now and be able to get some gritters out. It’s fucking Aberdeen nae Barbados.

[Roberto]

Gritters 🙃.

Far too sensible.

[Don Fonte]

11 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Got a taxi, fuck walking in that. Driver saying A&E is full of folk with broken bones.

You would think we would be used to this weather by now and be able to get some gritters out. It’s fucking Aberdeen nae Barbados.

People could just pay attention when they're walking.  Should be used to the snow by now.

[Guest milne_afc]

Probably isn’t the right kind of snow for gritters and possibly too cold for them to even have an affect.

[Poodler]

5 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

You don't get polar bears in Antarctica.

Not a trick is it, knowledge 

[The Boofon]

16 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

We were discussing Antarctica. You started chatting about respecting laws in other countries, what does that have to do with pishing outside in an empty frozen wasteland? Are you telling me if you were out hillwalking and needed a pish, you'd do it in a container and take it home?

No I'd pish on the hill. It's not illegal here.

 

Only illegal in Antarctica.

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, The Boofon said:

No I'd pish on the hill. It's not illegal here.

So you'd happily pish and shit all over Antarctica as long as you don't get into trouble? Scum.

[The Boofon]

17 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

So you'd happily pish and shit all over Antarctica as long as you don't get into trouble? Scum.

No.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

No.

Why not, if it wasn't illegal? You've said you would in Scotland because it's not illegal, what's the difference?

[The Boofon]

5 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Why not, if it wasn't illegal? You've said you would in Scotland because it's not illegal, what's the difference?

It's colder there. I'd hold it in.

[Reed or deed]

20 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’d love to go and see the penguins. Thousands of them in their colonies. 

Please do.

[maryhilldon]

22 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

It's colder there. I'd hold it in.

I'd do a shit in the the middle of a huddle of penguins. Keeps the wind chill off your arse and offers a degree of privacy.

[Reed or deed]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Eh? 

Please do go and visit the penguins as you stated.

It might keep you off this forum for more than 10 minutes 👍

[Reed or deed]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s not very nice. 
 

sad face emoji 

It’s for your own good. 🖐🏾

[The Boofon]

7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I'd do a shit in the the middle of a huddle of penguins. Keeps the wind chill off your arse and offers a degree of privacy.

Ace

 

 

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Ace

 

 

I got the idea from Ray Mears.

[Reed or deed]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Awful thing to say. 
 

 

No it isn’t, it’s good advice.

What is the closest you’ve got to realising your dream of going to see the penguins anyway?

Posting on here? 😂

[Fridge]

29 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

No it isn’t, it’s good advice.

What is the closest you’ve got to realising your dream of going to see the penguins anyway?

Posting on here? 😂

Watching Batman Returns

[The Boofon]

34 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

No it isn’t, it’s good advice.

What is the closest you’ve got to realising your dream of going to see the penguins anyway?

Posting on here? 😂

Must cost a packet. 

[Dave Bus]

In Aberdeen city centre Saturday a few hours before the match. Was surprised to see Union street was pretty busy given all the shit you hear online like ‘ghost town’ etc. Not too dissimilar to what I remember it pre pandemic although there’s barely anything left on it in terms of retail, just a heap of food places. Where is everyone going on union street ? Just continuously eating fast food? Bizarre

[Fridge]

20 minutes ago, Dave Bus said:

In Aberdeen city centre Saturday a few hours before the match. Was surprised to see Union street was pretty busy given all the shit you hear online like ‘ghost town’ etc. Not too dissimilar to what I remember it pre pandemic although there’s barely anything left on it in terms of retail, just a heap of food places. Where is everyone going on union street ? Just continuously eating fast food? Bizarre

Because the council are fucking idiots and won’t lower the rates. 
 

I have said heaps of  times why not just give some youngster free rates for a year whatever shite they want to do be it clothes, coffee shop give them a chance.

Place is a disgrace.

[1903Fitba]

Aye another coffee shop is really what the city needs.