Aberdeen City Centre

[Roberto]

3 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Aye its normally roasting here in March

Aye... but.... global warming.

[Dom Sullivan]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did you know that there are strict rules on having a pish in Antarctica?

Like never eat yellow snow?

[dave_min]

35 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s the thing, pishing in the snow is forbidden.You have to pish or shit  in a bucket and take it to a designated‘dumping’ facility. 

Do you get 20p back too?

[sigh]

37 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s the thing, pishing in the snow is forbidden.You have to pish or shit  in a bucket and take it to a designated‘dumping’ facility. 

And if you eat plenty asparagus you end up with a green slushy

[Dom Sullivan]

41 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s the thing, pishing in the snow is forbidden.You have to pish or shit  in a bucket and take it to a designated‘dumping’ facility. 

 

5 minutes ago, dave_min said:

Do you get 20p back too?

Ha ha, I'd be looking for more than 20p for one of my sizeable deposits 😄

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s the thing, pishing in the snow is forbidden.You have to pish or shit  in a bucket and take it to a designated‘dumping’ facility. 

Who exactly is policing this?

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I think if you’re of a mind to visit such a place you’ll respect the environment and do as requested. That’s such a scumbag weegie trait “ Who’s gonnae stoap me pishin’ man. Pish where ah waahnt’

MHD is a real classy guy.

[Bluto10]

he could get get mistaken for a penguin 🐧 

dont think they follow the rules tbh

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I think if you’re of a mind to visit such a place you’ll respect the environment and do as requested. That’s such a scumbag weegie trait “ Who’s gonnae stoap me pishin’ man. Pish where ah waahnt’

Don't talk rubbish. It's a vast empty wilderness, what does it matter if you do a quick pish. What do you do when you go camping, pish in a bottle and take it home?  Or stand behind a tree?

[Parklife]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

Don't talk rubbish. It's a vast empty wilderness, what does it matter if you do a quick pish. What do you do when you go camping, pish in a bottle and take it home?  Or stand behind a tree?

You pishing might fuck up a predator who's tracking its prey. 

Do you want the polar bears to die?!? 

[maryhilldon]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

They have very strict rules about leaving the environment as you find it. Why would you not respect that? 

Because i don't respect silly pointless rules.

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You pishing might fuck up a predator who's tracking its prey. 

Do you want the polar bears to die?!? 

You don't get polar bears in Antarctica.

[Guest milne_afc]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

They have very strict rules about leaving the environment as you find it. Why would you not respect that? 

An impossible task in any case.

[Simply Red]

Plenty places to piss in the wilderness. Rabbit holes (they like it) and golf holes (flag in/out optional, its your call) 

 

[Simply Red]

7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You don't get polar bears in Antarctica.

Thats what they want you to think. 

[Bluto10]

14 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Because i don't respect silly pointless rules.

[sigh]

9 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Plenty places to piss in the wilderness. Rabbit holes (they like it) and golf holes (flag in/out optional, its your call) 

 

Now thats an idea - next time I need to go - onto the green, pull the flag out, legs akimbo over it and curl a brown one out and let it plop into the hole, hoik the breeks up, flag back in and saunter off the green

That would be fumy

[Roberto]

20 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Because i don't respect silly pointless rules.

The small man syndrome oozing out of you pal.

[Roberto]

FTH

FACC

[maryhilldon]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

So you’d leave crisp bags all over the place, empty cans, used hankies as well?  Minging.

You're doing your strawman thing again. I'm hardly gonna be cutting about Antarctica with a carry out am i? And why is human pish any worse than penguin pish? It bio degrades.

[maryhilldon]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

So where do you draw the line at respecting the laws of a country you are in ? 

The countries I've been to have toilets, I've never had to shite outdoors.

[Quagmire]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

So where do you draw the line at respecting the laws of a country you are in ? 

Never broke a law Soops? 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That makes no sense. How does that relate to Antarctica?

We were discussing Antarctica. You started chatting about respecting laws in other countries, what does that have to do with pishing outside in an empty frozen wasteland? Are you telling me if you were out hillwalking and needed a pish, you'd do it in a container and take it home?

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Never broke a law Soops? 

He just admitted stealing cassettes, total hypocrite.

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

We were discussing Antarctica. You started chatting about respecting laws in other countries, what does that have to do with pishing outside in an empty frozen wasteland? Are you telling me if you were out hillwalking and needed a pish, you'd do it in a container and take it home?

I'd pish in to my own mouth. 

[Fridge]

Outstanding conversation this. Not one single person on here is ever likely to be in Antarctica screaming for a pish and if they were I doubt they would be holding it in till they found the nearest bar.

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

doubt they would be holding it in till they found the nearest bar.

Polar Bar

[Tommy]

48 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You don't get polar bears in Antarctica.

These ones at Balmedie Beach earlier today must be on holiday.

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

19 minutes ago, Tommy said:

These ones at Balmedie Beach earlier today must be on holiday.

 

A lovely animal, the black polar bear. Unless you're Horatio Chapple, that is. Oocha!

He succumbed to a grizzly death.

[Fridge]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

It’s - 50 degrees. Think about it . 

I’ve thought about it. That’s why I’m not going or having to contemplate whether to tip the bin mannie to get rid of my litter while I’m there.