Aberdeen City Centre

[rumpus]

Heap of shite to try and indoctrinate people that all's good and wholesome in the world.

 

Kids are being fiddled with and coloured people are starving, yet the white ruling classes play pianos.

 

 

 

Preposterous

[looksgoodinred]

Heap of shite to try and indoctrinate people that all's good and wholesome in the world.

 

Kids are being fiddled with and coloured people are starving, yet the white ruling classes play pianos.

 

 

 

Preposterous

 

perhaps some adults who were fiddled with as kids, are now finding some enjoyment in playing a piano?

who are you to judge, Rumpus?

[Chewie37]

Come off it Rumpus, will the world instantly become better because people stop enjoying these pianos?

[rumpus]

Got the desired reaction.

 

Rumpus 1 You two 0

 

[Chewie37]

Got the desired reaction.

 

Rumpus 1 You two 0

 

Plinkety plink

[tup]

I was playing the piano in Union Square the other week.

 

Rattled I came from Alabama out of me, to the delight and astonishment of onlookers.

[rumpus]

^ I very much doubt someone of your calibre could play the piano.

 

Or any other musical instrument.

[tup]

^ I very much doubt someone of your calibre could play the piano.

 

Or any other musical instrument.

Doubt away. I can.

 

I'd like to take proper lessons but I don't have time.

 

However I have been considering purchasing a piano for some time as a treat to myself.

[rumpus]

^ I'm a 12ft tall Dutchman.

[Chewie37]

^ I'm a 12ft tall Dutchman.

Did you once score against DUTD with your penis?

[King Street Loon]

Union Street closed off. Some bam sitting on the statue at the junction with union terrace.

Old Bill everywhere.

[tup]

Maybe it's shooftamooftah.

[dave_min]

Union Street closed off. Some bam sitting on the statue at the junction with union terrace.

Old Bill everywhere.

 

I bet he's a fucking delivery driver.

 

The cunt.

[King Street Loon]

I kept about my business and moved on to the spirit level.

[RAZOR]

Union Street closed off. Some bam sitting on the statue at the junction with union terrace.

Old Bill everywhere.

Why all the panic? He wouldn't die if he jumped off.

 

They're merely giving him the attention he seeks.

 

Probs a virgin

[Poodler]

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[King Street Loon]

Why all the panic? He wouldn't die if he jumped off.

 

They're merely giving him the attention he seeks.

 

Probs a virgin

On my bus home now.

U/S still closed off.

I'm guessing he's nae jumped yet.

There's a fire engine there as well.

They probably think he's a seagull.

[tup]

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Do you do postal deliveries?

[rumpus]

If you're considering ending your life, perhaps due to boredom and monotony, PM poodles, for an opportunity to visit a happy place. Trips begin on Friday

Speaking about yourself in third tense AND giving your nickname a nickname?

 

Get a grip Mummy's little Soldier.

[Robbie Winters]

I'm guessing he's nae jumped yet.

There's a fire engine there as well.

 

That's so they can hose away any trace o the gype.

I stood up there when the Xmas lights were getting switched on, I never had all that fuss made of me

[Guest milne_afc]

Hazlehead Crematorium scandal on the news just now.

The standard of being in senior positions at ACC is hilarious.

 

Be great if those involved were lynched at the Castlegate.

[rumpus]

^ Aye and the head honcho at the crem is still in a job, how does that work...

 

Chuck all the bodies in, let's disappear home early, we'll divvy up the ashes tomorrow.

[tup]

I ken some fairly unscrupulous funeral directors.

 

Its only dead folk so basically irrelevant.

[looksgoodinred]

I ken some fairly unscrupulous funeral directors.

 

Its only dead folk so basically irrelevant.

 

it's not irrelevant to someone who wanted a particular service performed, and paid for that service.

and it's a pretty crappy thing to do to someone's remains, and to their families.

[tup]

Aye I ken that but, folks feelings aside, it's irrelevant what happens to ashes.

 

What they dinna ken canna hurt them.

[manboobs109]

Aye I ken that but, folks feelings aside, it's irrelevant what happens to ashes.

 

What they dinna ken canna hurt them.

No when it's your sprog man. Totally cunty behaviour.

[tup]

Wouldna bother me but I get why women get upset by stuff like that.

[manboobs109]

What I don't get is why they didn't just give the parents the ashes? Surely wouldn't have been that much hassle.

[looksgoodinred]

What I don't get is why they didn't just give the parents the ashes? Surely wouldn't have been that much hassle.

 

you mean just a couple handfuls of whatever ashes were the result of the combined cremation?

 

what i don't get is how any parents could believe there weren't any ashes? and didn't start questioning all this sooner.

[manboobs109]

 

you mean just a couple handfuls of whatever ashes were the result of the combined cremation?

 

what i don't get is how any parents could believe there weren't any ashes? and didn't start questioning all this sooner.

Why didn't they just cremate them separately and hand over the ashes? Like I say it couldn't have been that much hassle.

 

I can see bereaved parents in the midst of their grief just accepting what they're told. Hard to blame them.