Beachend Bootboy Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 13 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Like a vindaloo Had a Phaal in Shabaaz once, that was the hottest I’ve ever had Pretty fucked after Dinna see Phall on too many menus these days. This Vindaloo was as hot as some Phalls I've had. Gotta plan the next day carefully. I'm havin' a run out on the motorbike tomorrow dinnertime/ish so hopefully I'll be all skittered oot by then. ? I've enough left for tea tommrra' too so Monday mornin' will be a write off inna. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 14 minutes ago, tutankamun said: Here’s another one who’s sold his soul: Facial ballistic trauma required? Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Had a takeaway curry tonight and among other things I had a vindaloo. Fuck, it's the hottest one I've had in a long time. Proper. My ring will be in tatters the morn like. Winna be venturin' very far for the first few hours. ? Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Made a veggie Mars Bars from a recipe I found online. Not bad actually and hard to tell the difference from a real one. Are shop bought mars bars not veggie? do you mean vegan or am I missing something here? Link to comment
tutankamun Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Made a veggie Mars Bars from a recipe I found online. Not bad actually and hard to tell the difference from a real one. You made a Mars bar? Why? Link to comment
tutankamun Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Fancied a vegan one Just seems a lot of effort. I hate shop bought Mars bars, fuck actually making one yourself Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: How can you hate Mars Bars? That's a first for me. Fucking minging dry things. Snickers shits all over them. Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: How can you hate Mars Bars? That's a first for me. Vanilla chocolate bar. Had a wee Daim earlier, stupendous confectionary. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: How can you hate Mars Bars? That's a first for me. Just never liked them. Not a fan of sweets in general. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Cadburys Boost kick all their arses Decent, but a Dairy Milk is the champion of them all. Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: It is a classic bar. An utter classic. It's not even top 10 for me. A shite snickers Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 14 minutes ago, tutankamun said: Just never liked them. Not a fan of sweets in general. But you are a fan of kids Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: Go and wander off into the jungle and get eaten by some cannibals Go and wander in to a Weegie slum boozer and get glassed by a barmaid. Fruit and Nut is also a good one. Twirl an all. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Only booze on class weegie boozers Are the Weegies friendly when they hear your teuchter accent? Link to comment
tutankamun Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 36 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: A Mars Bar with a cup of tea,come on? God no. I’ve never ever had a cup of tea. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I only talk to the dog (and nice barmaids) but aye, Glasgow is a more friendlier city than Aberdeen or Edinburgh. Dundee folk seem quite welcoming also I agree about Edinburgh. Only been to Ebirdeen once. Cunts on here are sound though. Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 You'd love it here @Bad_Mobby. Fiver for a gram of yay-yo. Proper Greta Thunberg stuff an all. Don't do drugs kids. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 12 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Had a takeaway curry tonight and among other things I had a vindaloo. Fuck, it's the hottest one I've had in a long time. Proper. My ring will be in tatters the morn like. Winna be venturin' very far for the first few hours. Nailed it. Feel like I've been stabbed ??????? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Shut it you meaningless tramp. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 That’s not very nice BB. Church cancelled this morning? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 7 minutes ago, milne_afc said: That’s not very nice BB. Church cancelled this morning? No, headin' there soon. Praise be to the Lord. He leadeth me. The power and the glory etc etc. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 16 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: No, headin' there soon. Praise be to the Lord. He leadeth me. The power and the glory etc etc. Inshallah Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Pedo propheted cunts. Fuck that and everything to do with it. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 20 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: My ring will be in tatters the morn like. What was his name? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: What was his name? You're really not a funny man. Not in a comedic sense anyhow. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: You're really not a funny man. Not in a comedic sense anyhow. ^ Butthurt, literally and metaphorically. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: ^ Butthurt, literally and metaphorically. Yup. That's me alright. Link to comment
sigh Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 28 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Just tatties - nae veg? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 I had a muffin. Fnarrrrrr, Fnarrrrrr. Link to comment
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