What Are You Having For Your Lunch?

[The Boofon]

5 minutes ago, Poodler said:

 

octupus the day. Was alright, bit oily.

Fuck's going on with those cucumbers? 😄

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

Fuck's going on with those cucumbers? 😄

Octopus was wearing them like bracelets

[The Boofon]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

Octopus was wearing them like bracelets

Hahaha

Was thinking they were maybe trying to make it like calamari. Very odd. I'd have put it back.

 

[Simply Red]

3 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Hahaha

Was thinking they were maybe trying to make it like calamari. Very odd. I'd have put it back.

 

Guessing theyre just chopping the watery bit out cos the chef thinks that would ruin the dish. Like anyone gives a fuck.

 

[Simply Red]

9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Cucumber ruin most things - only acceptable in Thai beef salad (just)

Good for ramming up vaginas and putting on posh peoples triangle sandwiches 

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

And bumholes (if you’re that way inclined) 

@Edwin Starr have you ever used a fruit or veg in the bedroom? 

[BrianFaePerth]

8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

He once ate a boiled kiwi with soldiers in his bed for breakfast 

Allied or German?

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

 

octupus the day. Was alright, bit oily.

I'm guessing it's similar to squid (tasteless)?

[Edwin Starr]

40 minutes ago, Poodler said:

@Edwin Starr have you ever used a fruit or veg in the bedroom? 

Just put veg in the pot and boil it up for soup mate .

 

Me and the Mrs had some at lunchtime affa fine  Poodles .

Never eat in my bed anyway not good for keeping in good shape .

Do you eat fruit or veg in the bedroom ?

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

 

Do you eat fruit or veg in the bedroom ?

He eats grapes from Brizos belly button.

[Edwin Starr]

7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

He eats grapes from Brizos belly button.

I'm a kitchen table man.

[Simply Red]

19 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Do you eat fruit or veg in the bedroom ?

Yes, with his anus (bri’s just watching)

[Poodler]

49 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Just put veg in the pot and boil it up for soup mate .

 

Me and the Mrs had some at lunchtime affa fine  Poodles .

Never eat in my bed anyway not good for keeping in good shape .

Do you eat fruit or veg in the bedroom ?

I once met someone who had got an aubergine stuck up their arse. Never used much fruit but do like to be pissed on (by women) 

[Edwin Starr]

3 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I once met someone who had got an aubergine stuck up their arse. Never used much fruit but do like to be pissed on (by women) 

Ah your at it .

😀

[Poodler]

3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Ah your at it .

😀

Both sentences are 100% true Ed. Would lie to the family but not the hat 

Used to be some right seedy gays in aberdeen, most been moved on now 

[manboobs109]

Had a decent fish supper that was only £7. A bargain in this day and age.

[dazzy_deff]

Leftover beef bourguinon, mash tatties and a couple of wee home made yorkies. 

Strawberry protein yoghurt afterwards.

630 calories all in - a whopping 76g of protein. 

[Edwin Starr]

4 hours ago, Poodler said:

Both sentences are 100% true Ed. Would lie to the family but not the hat 

Used to be some right seedy gays in aberdeen, most been moved on now 

 

Since i opened up that date a lady link my phone is now full of lassies needing some closes on and asking me for dates.

 

If my wife sees this i will be called a dirty old man.

 

How do i stop these messages ?

[Edwin Starr]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

You can’t (you should see the ones I’m getting!) 

🙄😂😂😂

[Edwin Starr]

5 hours ago, Poodler said:

Both sentences are 100% true Ed. Would lie to the family but not the hat 

Used to be some right seedy gays in aberdeen, most been moved on now 

Fair enough Poodler.👍

[BrianFaePerth]

4 hours ago, Edwin Starr said:

 

Since i opened up that date a lady link my phone is now full of lassies needing some closes on and asking me for dates.

 

If my wife sees this i will be called a dirty old man.

 

How do i stop these messages ?

Olena,38 from Kharkhiv is mine.

The war hasn’t done her any harm.

[Redforever86]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Poodler has definitely had another man’s cock in his gob at some point. I don’t think any less of him though. He’s just an utter deviant.

 

I think less of Bri, however.

 

For taking advantage of him. 

[Edwin Starr]

8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He’s not. 

 

Get your hands off Jeanne, Bucko.  She’s mine. Sending her £1000 to cover her flights then she’s coming over to visit me in Scotland. I’m hoping she looks like her photo. 😍😍

Your a good looking young man you don't need to pay for girl's to come over .

Thing is I don't get seeing  badly old men in their 60s and 70s capturing nice looking young Asian girls .

What's the point in that as they have 1 foot in the grave.

For me similar ages work longer and better.

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Your a good looking young man you don't need to pay for girl's to come over .

Thing is I don't get seeing  badly old men in their 60s and 70s capturing nice looking young Asian girls .

What's the point in that as they have 1 foot in the grave.

For me similar ages work longer and better.

Eh don’t buy this mr innocent act

[Edwin Starr]

15 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh don’t buy this mr innocent act

It's true tho Brian .

What do you think when you see this.?

[BrianFaePerth]

12 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

It's true tho Brian .

What do you think when you see this.?

Eh think they want young pussy and that’s the only way they can get it.

Shacking up with Ting Tong wouldn’t be my thing, but whatever floats their boat.

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

Your a good looking young man you don't need to pay for girl's to come over .

Thing is I don't get seeing  badly old men in their 60s and 70s capturing nice looking young Asian girls .

What's the point in that as they have 1 foot in the grave.

For me similar ages work longer and better.

The exchange of money to have a judgement free experience of someone squatting on your face or spitting in your mouth is sometimes worth it, Bucko. Better than having to look them in the eye the next morning 

[Edwin Starr]

3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh think they want young pussy and that’s the only way they can get it.

Shacking up with Ting Tong wouldn’t be my thing, but whatever floats their boat.

Fair enough Brian .

The only love I see is the love of money and possibly a better life than where they may have come from .

Suppose you can't really blame them.

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

The exchange of money to have a judgement free experience of someone squatting on your face or spitting in your mouth is sometimes worth it, Bucko. Better than having to look them in the eye the next morning 

Never done any of that stuff Poodler too late for that  now anyway.🙄👴

 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

Fair enough Brian .

The only love I see is the love of money and possibly a better life than where they may have come from .

Suppose you can't really blame them.

Have a look here buc. There’s a county in rural Norway where the percentage of Thai women living there is huge

 

https://www.skoftelandfilm.no/eng/projects/thaifjord/