Singapore Steve Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Not whats for lunch but thought ni would share....maybe for deviants corner but hee ho...here i go.Its 08.02 in Singapore, in at work and completely hammered.I did message my boss at 05.30 and told him i was pished but he said to give it a shot and come in so here i am.went out last night.....met a nice indo bird. Found a bar that had tennents bottles.....ice cool bar in somerset fot those who know singapore.Pished.....then on to clark quey....more pished.Took her home...had a bottle of macallam 12 year.....i hate whisky, but she seemed to like it.Had a ride....not had a ride in 4 weeks since my divorce.....could not cum, she was squeeling like a ho......kind of put me off a bit.05.30... decide to have some toast and a cup of tea and get ready for work.so here i am......smashed...sitting at work....letting you all know about last night.Did i mention my boss....he is cool about it.Oh and i had the sense to collect the last 5 years of financial statements and bank records from my house and take them to work.......as i have a pished indo bitch sleeping in my house as i type.so im kind of at a loose end now....cant do any work thats for sure, so just kind of typing away here.....you mujst all be sleeping now i suppose.Anyways......stand free.....hope some fucker is up so i can chat away. 1 Link to comment
Singapore Steve Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Actually no.....some Yoga instructor i been dating . 3rd date...scored. Link to comment
Singapore Steve Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 seeing as im pished i will gladly have a wee boast to you all as the folks at work are bored of hearing about it now.Been training for a race recently..spartan Singapore, last sunday.8000+ competitors......and i crossed the line in 87th position..........quite fooking delighted with myself. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Good on yi Spaghetti Carbonara today. Link to comment
rumpus Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Drinking heaps and shagging = good Writing about jogging, biking , keep fit etc = boring as fuck. 3 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I did message my boss at 05.30 and told him i was pished but he said to give it a shot and come in so here i am..05.30... decide to have some toast and a cup of tea and get ready for work. Thats a busy minute. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 @@360, you will be sma proud of my lunch choices. Tesco Meal Deal. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 @@360, you will be sma proud of my lunch choices. Tesco Meal Deal. Poor choice for bread day. If I was only eating bread one day a week at work, I'd be making myself a great sandwich on it, not picking some pre-packed shite. Chicken fillets and chips for me at Portlethen Golf Club. Link to comment
Henry Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Poor choice for bread day. If I was only eating bread one day a week at work, I'd be making myself a great sandwich on it, not picking some pre-packed shite. It was a sandwich thin the other week Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Poor choice for bread day. If I was only eating bread one day a week at work, I'd be making myself a great sandwich on it, not picking some pre-packed shite. Agreed. Will make up for it on Sunday. I tend to be quite big in the sandiwch making game on a Sunday. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 £1 burger at the Urban Village tonight. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 £1 burger at the Urban Village tonight. Late lunch. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Late lunch. Sorry, The thought of a burger for £1 has taken me off topic. Probably £12 for the chips. Link to comment
dave_min Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 @@360, you will be sma proud of my lunch choices. Tesco Meal Deal.Hope you avoided the chocolate and cherry choice. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Agreed. Will make up for it on Sunday. I tend to be quite big in the sandiwch making game on a Sunday.You'll be pleased to know baguette express in bod appears to be open again. Been closed for weeks. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Hope you avoided the chocolate and cherry choice. I thought that was a joke? You'll be pleased to know baguette express in bod appears to be open again. Been closed for weeks. Has it? What a bounce that is. I hope Sham is ready to fuck Subway right in the pussy. Link to comment
dave_min Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I thought that was a joke? As did I when I seen it online, but clocked in the Westhill Tesco of dreams. It's shite. I'm having a Bluto lunch mainly consisting of lager on a train. Link to comment
Henry Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Hope you don't have any plans for post-7pm. Link to comment
dave_min Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Hope you don't have any plans for post-7pm. I do, luckily I booked a hotel with a comfy carpet. 1 Link to comment
360 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 This week I've had 4 meal deals from Tesco. Today, I'm having KFC. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Hope you don't have any plans for post-7pm. Come on min.With that massive huge brain of yours surely you can do better than that. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I'm having a Bluto lunch You're going to be telling a load of tall tales on a fitba forum whilst serving coffee to customers.... 2 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I will be having: 2 x dry rolls, with tuna mayo & salad (dont be fooled by the mention of salad - they shovel coleslaw and cheese onto it as well) 1 x 500ml bottle diet irn-bru 1 x bag of crisps (mostly likely walkers cheese and onion) Link to comment
dave_min Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 You're going to be telling a load of tall tales on a fitba forum whilst serving coffee to customers....Biscotti sir? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I thought that was a joke? Has it? What a bounce that is. I hope Sham is ready to fuck Subway right in the pussy.I got my "award" from MH today you beaut. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I got my "award" from MH today you beaut. I was waiting for that. Link to comment
Tommy Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Deux croissant avec fromage. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I was waiting for that.Fuckin beaut! Link to comment
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