What Are You Having For Your Lunch?

[The Cockney Don]

Three mugs of rosie and Six croissants this morning.

[Simply Red]

14 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

Three mugs of rosie and Six croissants this morning.

You on a diet aye? 

[The Cockney Don]

8 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

You on a diet aye? 

Can't do it at the moment, this covid and lockdown is mentally challenging as it is.

[Henry]

40 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Semi skimmed in tea and coffee. Full fat in cereal, porridge and what not . 

Check out Jimmy Two Milks.

[Henry]

9 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

this covid and lockdown is mentally challenging as it is.

[Quagmire]

1 hour ago, The Cockney Don said:

Three mugs of rosie and Six croissants this morning.

Rosie wine or have I missed some new breakfast beverage?

[The Cockney Don]

16 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Rosie wine or have I missed some new breakfast beverage?

Rosie Lee > Tea.

[Quagmire]

10 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

Rosie Lee > Tea.

Bit of anticlimax that. 

[Redforever86]

Making a Mexican style cod stew. 

[Bluto10]

toastie + chouffeS

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

1 x Tuna and Tomato Tostada

1 x Cafe con (blue) leche 

Nailing the espanol there. 

[Redforever86]

[alscotoz]

Special K with banana sliced on top. White milk.

[maryhilldon]

40 minutes ago, alscotoz said:

Special K with banana sliced on top. White milk.

White milk?  What other kind is there? 

[manboobs109]

14 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Gave up a bit. I think you’ll have more of an attention span than me when it comes to self learning it - I need to attend classes or have a tutor (not bothering with the missus teaching me as we’d end up falling out/me hitting her)

anyway, application for residency in process, looks like I’m staying a while!

But thought British people couldn't live/work abroad anymore? 

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

But thought British people couldn't live/work abroad anymore? 

Apparently you can,  just fill in a form.  Probably takes longer to fill in a jobcentre claim. 

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

Apparently you can,  just fill in a form.  Probably takes longer to fill in a jobcentre claim. 

FILL IN A FORM! Ridiculous stuff. I think our entire system of government and democracy should be designed around saving people the hassle of filling in a form for stuff like that. 

[manboobs109]

Sticky white love milk

[maryhilldon]

27 minutes ago, Dad said:

Chocolate milk

Banana milk

Mother's milk

Milk of magnesia

Dairy milk

 

Others I'm sure

 

Come on now Mary for the love of fuck

Do you call regular milk  'white milk'?  Course you don't ye daft auld fart.  It's just milk. 

[maryhilldon]

You like man milk pops. 

[bunogixo]

Chicken sandwich, packet of skips, cremola foam to wash it down.

[maryhilldon]

8 hours ago, bunogixo said:

cremola foam to wash it down.

That's still a thing!?  Haven't seen it since the 80s.

[alscotoz]

22 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

White milk?  What other kind is there? 

Well there's your blue milk and your green milk that others were mentioning beforehand...

 

Edit: forgot about the red milk

[Redforever86]

Mothers milk

[Dons79]

Almond milk

[Redforever86]

[Arabian Knight]

nae intae roastd peppers hink thir better cauld..they edame beans look gade tho...roast beef looks tasty n moist liket kebab meat..nae eaten a kebab fir years n fir gade reason..95 davy nae neck taein a dislikin tae a kebab shoap doon lochee thit wis messin ez guts up…owner wis a cunt cawd shibaz ir some shyte ..davy hated ehcunt wi a passion n wis efter reveng..nae neck wis a fuckin mess beck then..a slob..sittin watchin kilroy n listnin tae happy mondiys cds neckin 4ltr o fower ltr o vod a diy..e wentdoon lochee wi a plan....ehl nae firget nae neck whippin ez scants doon n unleashin ez guts intae a pitta bread..a stinkin log thit wis mare liket a bratwurst thin cerved lamb flesh..steam reekin aff it like an auld lum..n then eh gravy..e disguisd it wi a late gush o curry sauce skits wi a layer o clear mucus..twisted cunt sqeezed a wee ketchup sachet oan it innaw ..n then e stormed intae shoap n chuckd it ower e counter 'yer kebabs ir shyte!!' missed shibaz's face by an inch n went intae eh chicken fryer..thir wis a deafenin silence n evry cunt walked oot cos o the stink n it wis nevir spikken aboot agen

[Quagmire]

5 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

homemade moo ping @Quagmire

Oooft would murder that right now. Good effort.

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Toastie - wholemeal bread, cheddar , onion, jalapeños,tuna. Bread coated with olive oil on outside and oregano sprinkled over.   Crescent of crisps @Parklife

 

I'm disappointed that there's no hot egg 

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Toastie - wholemeal bread, cheddar , onion, jalapeños,tuna. Bread coated with olive oil on outside and oregano sprinkled over.   Crescent of crisps @Parklife

 

If a toastie could be bent here it is.