fine-n-dandy Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Hope RyHUN Jack is learning Spanish and/or Portugese this summer as he'll not be able to communicate to his new team mates. Another couple of taco munchers signed by sevconia FC!All he has to learn is how to rotate both hands over each other in a circular motion to communicate 'recycle possession' Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 All he has to learn is how to rotate both hands over each other in a circular motion to communicate 'recycle possession' Or just mumble and sulk and blame others when he fucks up 1 Link to comment
E-P-K Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 The total law of probability means that some of these players likely will be decent. 1 Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted June 23, 2017 Author Share Posted June 23, 2017 The total law of probability means that some of these players likely will be decent. Yep, but then that suggests some of the others will be shite. There's a wee article on BBC Scotland today looking at the abilities of Pena and Herrera - both of whom I'd guess should be in the upper bracket of their new signings. It doesn't exactly make them sound like world beaters. Link to comment
herouali Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Ashley has sold his shareholding HERE Link to comment
Nelly Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Ashley has sold his shareholding HERE Time to retire my avatar I think. He's had a good run of getting it right up them! Link to comment
ShinnieFGS Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Just out of interest under which criteria do they qualify? They'll be playing football on a Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday but will be helping out at a local Mechanics on a Wednesday, Friday and Sunday. Link to comment
Jack_Glass Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 It wont matter who they sign if their manager is shite. Celtic's last manager proved that. Apparently Jack looked their best player during a bounce match... if that is the case, which is highly doubtful, then they will not be that much of a threat. It appears PUMA forced Huncos hand in the Sport Direct conflict. Does anyone know how much Hunco are now getting out of the current shirt deal? Link to comment
boboisared Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 It wont matter who they sign if their manager is shite. Celtic's last manager proved that. Apparently Jack looked their best player during a bounce match... if that is the case, which is highly doubtful, then they will not be that much of a threat. It appears PUMA forced Huncos hand in the Sport Direct conflict. Does anyone know how much Hunco are now getting out of the current shirt deal?Allegedly 75% of the profit (according to a Hun at work) but he has his head in the sand regarding the fact that it's last seasons kit they are using due to the back stock they never sold. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Depending on who you believe (A taig/tarrier/insert cafflick insult of choice or Sammy the Mechanic)..then either A/ They're back, we're all scared and we're all in their firing lines on their way to universal domination, or B/ Huns were due Ashley an unaffordable sum for a shitload of unsold shirts which the directors were in the process of ponying up to fund thus exposing themselves even more to UEFA scrutiny re FFP. Huns have been convinced 'they've won' by the balanced coverage provided from a glib and shameless liar writing via Fatboy Traynor in the Daily Record and are buying said unsold stock just to prove it. Ashley thus gets paid. Huns don't have to write a cheque. Huns continue their shirt buying on their way to universal domination etc etc and they get 75% of profit on every shirt sold in their shop and 50% of profit sold in SD shops. Ashley, as wholesaler of shirts to both emporia has complete control over the profit being made and thus distributed per the above formula. Of course the way to get around this conundrum for the hun is if Ashley chooses to charge £100 per shirt (thus normally eradicating any profit per shirt) then the hun can always fleece their own fans some more by adding on their usual margin thus creating their own dividend. Of course doing this gives Ashley even more than he is already receiving via the £100 shirt. By fuck they've fairly showed him eh. GIRUY Ashley. To provide a comparison its like forcing the AFC fans to provide all sums to build a stadium with the sums preordained to be two stadiums worth, one for us and one for Stewarty Milne, just cos. I admit, Ashley selling his shares doesn't quite fit other than if you've got a club by the balls you don't ordinarily need to be biting its throat at the same time. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted June 23, 2017 Author Share Posted June 23, 2017 They'll be playing football on a Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday but will be helping out at a local Mechanics on a Wednesday, Friday and Sunday. Maybe they qualify under an equal opportunities initiative intended get more catholics into employment at Sevco Rangers? Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted June 23, 2017 Author Share Posted June 23, 2017 Allegedly 75% of the profit (according to a Hun at work) but he has his head in the sand regarding the fact that it's last seasons kit they are using due to the back stock they never sold. I guess "profit" is open to a lot of interpretation by Sports Direct since they run the whole shebang now rather than Rangers Retail. So the profit could be 10p per shirt for all they know. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted June 23, 2017 Author Share Posted June 23, 2017 Depending on who you believe (A taig/tarrier/insert cafflick insult of choice or Sammy the Mechanic)..then either A/ They're back, we're all scared and we're all in their firing lines on their way to universal domination, or B/ Huns were due Ashley an unaffordable sum for a shitload of unsold shirts which the directors were in the process of ponying up to fund thus exposing themselves even more to UEFA scrutiny re FFP. Huns have been convinced 'they've won' by the balanced coverage provided from a glib and shameless liar writing via Fatboy Traynor in the Daily Record and are buying said unsold stock just to prove it. Ashley thus gets paid. Huns don't have to write a cheque. Huns continue their shirt buying on their way to universal domination etc etc and they get 75% of profit on every shirt sold in their shop and 50% of profit sold in SD shops. Ashley, as wholesaler of shirts to both emporia has complete control over the profit being made and thus distributed per the above formula. Of course the way to get around this conundrum for the hun is if Ashley chooses to charge £100 per shirt (thus normally eradicating any profit per shirt) then the hun can always fleece their own fans some more by adding on their usual margin thus creating their own dividend. Of course doing this gives Ashley even more than he is already receiving via the £100 shirt. By fuck they've fairly showed him eh. GIRUY Ashley. To provide a comparison its like forcing the AFC fans to provide all sums to build a stadium with the sums preordained to be two stadiums worth, one for us and one for Stewarty Milne, just cos. I admit, Ashley selling his shares doesn't quite fit other than if you've got a club by the balls you don't ordinarily need to be biting its throat at the same time. I'd think having extracted a good wedge in return for stopping the legal action that would have finished Sevco off, Ashley might fancy getting the fuck out of dodge before the next financial short storm lands. He's effectively leaving them all in the hands of a fraudster and racketeer in Dave King so "hell mend them" I guess. EDIT: it should mean Dodgy Dave has control of enough shares to approve the debt for equity swap now I reckon (as the HK investor will be one of his dodgy chums and 1872 is basically fans money being used purely for Dave's agenda) Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Who fucking cares. You lot re: anything rangers. Link to comment
dave_min Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Who fucking cares. You lot re: anything rangers. Upgrade your fucking account. Link to comment
the_shrimp Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Who are Rangers? I only recognise them as Huns, Snouts or Sevco as the old Rangers don't play at Ibrox anymore. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted June 23, 2017 Author Share Posted June 23, 2017 Who fucking cares. You lot re: anything rangers. LoL Thats a few more posts on the Sevco thread then. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Upgrade your fucking account.Say that to my face fucker, not online. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted June 23, 2017 Author Share Posted June 23, 2017 Say that to my face fucker, not online. you have a face fucker? 1 Link to comment
dave_min Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Say that to my face fucker, not online.I'll write it to you in a fucking letter. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I'll write it to you in a fucking letter. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted June 23, 2017 Author Share Posted June 23, 2017 You should use more video memes dude. So cool. Link to comment
slippers Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 https://twitter.com/srowntree0161/status/878028526749966338 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 https://twitter.com/srowntree0161/status/878028526749966338Haha Those muppets outside the club shop will be spitting their dinner out when they read that. That's if they can afford dinner after blowing their whole giro on hun tat. Link to comment
Redstar Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 https://twitter.com/srowntree0161/status/878028526749966338 ... Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 It's fake you fucking mongos 2 Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 So glad rowntree is back Great journo Link to comment
Redstar Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 It's fake you fucking mongosThat's a fucking pity... 1 Link to comment
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