Sevco Thread

[HairyPie]

Fuck the huns.

[boboisared]

South American football guy on Talksport wasn't exactly glowing with tributes about the Mexican cunts the huns have signed. Reckons the striker guy from Finland will struggle.

There's a compilation on YouTube of some really bad misses from the striker.

[minijc]

There's a compilation on YouTube of some really bad misses from the striker.

Pretty sure one of the SPFL stat guys on twitter had up that he rarely scores but often takes 12 shots a game which is 3 shot a game more than rangers averaged as a team last season.

[HairyPie]

If Alves is still getting a game for Portugal I would expect he's demanding a high wage. They'll never learn. They should cut costs by offering him an EBT.

[minijc]

If Alves is still getting a game for Portugal I would expect he's demanding a high wage. They'll never learn. They should cut costs by offering him an EBT.

He was on €15k a week in Italy

[strachanmcgheegoal]

So when does Pedros campaign about lack of protection from Scottish refs for his galacticoes begin?

[Chewie37]

So when does Pedros campaign about lack of protection from Scottish refs for his galacticoes begin?

Don't be stupid! Jim Traynor has already briefed the referees while handing out their pre-season bonuses and season ticket books and Hun Superstore vouchers.......

[Eastcoastdon]

He was on 15k a week in Italy

Alves was on a lot more than that in Italy. He was on 2.5m a year at fenerbache in 2013 (48k a week) and got a wage rise by signing for Cagliari on a free. It's quoted as 58k a week he was on there or as they go by 800k euros per annum

[Chewie37]

He's very used for signing for corrupt clubs then? Bloody Italians and Huns eh?

[G31DON]

Alves was on a lot more than that in Italy. He was on 2.5m a year at fenerbache in 2013 (48k a week) and got a wage rise by signing for Cagliari on a free. It's quoted as 58k a week he was on there or as they go by 800k euros per annum

Gazzetta Dello Sport in their annual listing of every Serie A wage budget say Cagliari have a total wage budget of 21 million with Marco Boriello as top earner on 1m. That's 19k a week. Alves nowhere near 58k a week,they're a small club with a 16k capacity stadium. Why the hell would you move to Govan if you were getting that amount of money?

[maryhilldon]

Gazzetta Dello Sport in their annual listing of every Serie A wage budget say Cagliari have a total wage budget of 21 million with Marco Boriello as top earner on 1m. That's 19k a week. Alves nowhere near 58k a week,they're a small club with a 16k capacity stadium. Why the hell would you move to Govan if you were getting that amount of money?

It's close to the subway?

[Shinniesta]

Read that, utterly bonkers indeed. He has lost the plot already. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rangers-chief-dave-king-says-10683539

King is just a grade A tosser just like David Murray. Pandering to the hordes like a silly wee primary school kid instead of acting like the leader of a large football club. He embarrasses himself every time he opens his criminal gob.

 

The bit that made me snigger the most is his assertion that the 9 in a row thing is purely a competition between Rangers and Celtic. He conveniently fails to mention that when Rangers won their 9 in a row the team who came closest to stopping that feat was actually Aberdeen and not Celtic with the Dons literally being one hour from winning the title in 1991. But let's not let the facts get in the way of the complete shit that pours from his mouth. Somehow according to old "Davey The Crook" last season's title counts because Rangers were in the league yet the two before it don't count despite the same team finishing second in each of those three seasons....go figure eh? The guy is a complete bellend but I guess that's a pre requisite to run that club. The masses of mongs who follow them demand their leader to talk total pish in the media. He also says Celtic should be further ahead of his club?? Is three trophies and 39 points not enough for him? What a wanker.

[E-P-K]

He's all over the place though.

 

Given ball away on many occasions including right there.

 

 

He will be the one signing who will be good for them, Alves had a decent tournament. (the 2 games I seen)

 

He is a proven winner of multiple trophies at every club he has been excluding Cagliari, although not having much of a summer holiday before joining Rangers will hopefully fatigued going into the season.

[tup]

He looks a proper hun bastard and I was hoping he got injured when I was watching the Portugal game last night.

[HairyPie]

Stockley and him can have a battle of elbows.

[Dynamo]

South American football guy on Talksport wasn't exactly glowing with tributes about the Mexican cunts the huns have signed. Reckons the striker guy from Finland will struggle.

 

As I said yesterday, Ryan Jack will be their best signing. Which is a good sign.

[Mr John]

King is just a grade A tosser just like David Murray. Pandering to the hordes like a silly wee primary school kid instead of acting like the leader of a large football club. He embarrasses himself every time he opens his criminal gob.

 

The bit that made me snigger the most is his assertion that the 9 in a row thing is purely a competition between Rangers and Celtic. He conveniently fails to mention that when Rangers won their 9 in a row the team who came closest to stopping that feat was actually Aberdeen and not Celtic with the Dons literally being one hour from winning the title in 1991. But let's not let the facts get in the way of the complete shit that pours from his mouth. Somehow according to old "Davey The Crook" last season's title counts because Rangers were in the league yet the two before it don't count despite the same team finishing second in each of those three seasons....go figure eh? The guy is a complete bellend but I guess that's a pre requisite to run that club. The masses of mongs who follow them demand their leader to talk total pish in the media. He also says Celtic should be further ahead of his club?? Is three trophies and 39 points not enough for him? What a wanker.

 

Yes. He needs to keep his eye on the ball.

 

Oh.

[V for Vendetta]

In case anyone was confused and thought the Daily Record was a functioning newspaper - rest assured its just a Sevco Rangers fanzine

 

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rangers-vs-progres-niederkorn-shown-10650605#ICID=nsm

 

If its not promoting their TV matches they are busy providing free advertisments for season tickets disguised as news articles complete with the ticket office number/website at the bottom of the article!

 

Cunts.

[Poodler]

King is just a grade A tosser just like David Murray. Pandering to the hordes like a silly wee primary school kid instead of acting like the leader of a large football club. He embarrasses himself every time he opens his criminal gob.

 

The bit that made me snigger the most is his assertion that the 9 in a row thing is purely a competition between Rangers and Celtic. He conveniently fails to mention that when Rangers won their 9 in a row the team who came closest to stopping that feat was actually Aberdeen and not Celtic with the Dons literally being one hour from winning the title in 1991. But let's not let the facts get in the way of the complete shit that pours from his mouth. Somehow according to old "Davey The Crook" last season's title counts because Rangers were in the league yet the two before it don't count despite the same team finishing second in each of those three seasons....go figure eh? The guy is a complete bellend but I guess that's a pre requisite to run that club. The masses of mongs who follow them demand their leader to talk total pish in the media. He also says Celtic should be further ahead of his club?? Is three trophies and 39 points not enough for him? What a wanker.

I guess by that logic their lower division titles shouldn't count then? Since Celtic weren't there?

[Shinniesta]

I guess by that logic their lower division titles shouldn't count then? Since Celtic weren't there?

Oh no the fuckers still count them as part of their "world record" amount of trophies amassed. That's the one eyed nature of the beast that is the hun. They really are a disgusting lot. They love to use the slogan "Welcome To The worlds most successful club" every time they sign a player. Strange phrase for them to use considering they are from Europe yet have never won the biggest trophy available in that continent or even got to the final if it. Yet they still believe they have had more success than any other tclub and are revered around the world because of it. Huns truly are thick cunts.

[aberdeen1970]

Oh no the fuckers still count them as part of their "world record" amount of trophies amassed. That's the one eyed nature of the beast that is the hun. They really are a disgusting lot. They love to use the slogan "Welcome To The worlds most successful club" every time they sign a player. Strange phrase for them to use considering they are from Europe yet have never won the biggest trophy available in that continent or even got to the final if it. Yet they still believe they have had more success than any other tclub and are revered around the world because of it. Huns truly are thick cunts.

 

Ironically, many of their fans think that Celtic should have an asterix against the titles after they went bust. But don't consider that any of the titles won through tax evasion and breaking registration rules should even have an asterix against them, let alone be stripped as they "had no sporting advantage on the pitch".

[Shinniesta]

 

Ironically, many of their fans think that Celtic should have an asterix against the titles after they went bust. But don't consider that any of the titles won through tax evasion and breaking registration rules should even have an asterix against them, let alone be stripped as they "had no sporting advantage on the pitch".

The thing is though that the huns truly believe they did nothing wrong during the EBT years they are brainwashed when it comes to that subject. It doesn't help when people like Walter Smith says things like "What THEY did to Rangers was terrible" in reference to the liquidation and going down to the fourth tier of Scottish football. They 100% think they were victimised and that they didn't cheat. Their continued denial of what truly went on is quite frankly staggering. I have some mates who are hun fans and they believe they were made the scapegoats in the whole saga and that the club thought that what they did at the time was legal. You'll never convince them otherwise. Their one eyed views on it take the breath away with the sheer denial of what everyone else can clearly see was 100% blatant cheating.

[BWG]

The thing is though that the huns truly believe they did nothing wrong during the EBT years they are brainwashed when it comes to that subject. It doesn't help when people like Walter Smith says things like "What THEY did to Rangers was terrible" in reference to the liquidation and going down to the fourth tier of Scottish football. They 100% think they were victimised and that they didn't cheat. Their continued denial of what truly went on is quite frankly staggering. I have some mates who are hun fans and they believe they were made the scapegoats in the whole saga and that the club thought that what they did at the time was legal. You'll never convince them otherwise. Their one eyed views on it take the breath away with the sheer denial of what everyone else can clearly see was 100% blatant cheating.

 

Affa long winded way of saying the huns are deluded cheating fuckwits.

[aberdeen1970]

The thing is though that the huns truly believe they did nothing wrong during the EBT years they are brainwashed when it comes to that subject. It doesn't help when people like Walter Smith says things like "What THEY did to Rangers was terrible" in reference to the liquidation and going down to the fourth tier of Scottish football. They 100% think they were victimised and that they didn't cheat. Their continued denial of what truly went on is quite frankly staggering. I have some mates who are hun fans and they believe they were made the scapegoats in the whole saga and that the club thought that what they did at the time was legal. You'll never convince them otherwise. Their one eyed views on it take the breath away with the sheer denial of what everyone else can clearly see was 100% blatant cheating.

 

Aye. They also think that the SFA are biased against them which is possibly the funniest one of all

[Shinniesta]

 

Affa long winded way of saying the huns are deluded cheating fuckwits.

Fair point. Just wanted to emphasise the fact that from the bog standard simpleton that follows them on the Ibrox terraces all the way through to their most successful manager to a man they all think they were victimised and didn't cheat.

[Shinniesta]

 

Aye. They also think that the SFA are biased against them which is possibly the funniest one of all

Definitely. They think the BBC are biased against them too. They really are a strange lot.

[muttonhumper]

considering they are from Europe yet have never won the biggest trophy available in that continent or even got to the final if it.

 

They've nae even played a game in Europe yet.

 

Never mind contest Euro trophies.

[KidCreole]

See when Shinnie bulldozed through there defence and scored that goal, fucking fantastic

[KidCreole]

[Dunty]

See when Shinnie bulldozed through there defence and scored that goal, fucking fantastic

Correct. Let's watch it again, complete with Hun commentary.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GWg6pBIDRn8

 

Edit: beat me to it. Top posting.