Online Dating

[dj_bollocks]

Article in the Granuiad... Statistically some of you must be doing it.... Or is it just minijc with 3 million different accounts ?

 

Britons find love

[Henry]

 

 

Not only did the UK have the highest concentration of single people in the pan-European study, according to Metaflake, but it was also judged to have the "most colourful dating landscape"

 

Good to hear it's not just honkies on these sites.

 

 

 

[Stoney]

I think we should set up a fake profile and rip the piss out of some of the horrors we reel in

 

Like the odd fake profile do we?

[tup]

There was a wifie recently who sold her house the lot and moved to start a new life in America with her new partner who she had met online but had never met face to face.

 

Her family warned against it but she ignored them.

 

Turned out to be four teenagers on Facebook ripping the piss from her

[BrianFaePerth]

There was a wifie recently who sold her house the lot and moved to start a new life in America with her new partner who she had met online but had never met face to face.

 

Her family warned against it but she ignored them.

 

Turned out to be four teenagers on Facebook ripping the piss from her

 

Ye had the last laugh there tup. Ye may be single but ye weren't conned like yer missus

[The Boofon]

Like the odd fake profile do we?

 

 

In that a double account admission?

[Sheep#1]

There was a wifie recently who sold her house the lot and moved to start a new life in America with her new partner who she had met online but had never met face to face.

 

Her family warned against it but she ignored them.

 

Turned out to be four teenagers on Facebook ripping the piss from her

 

Ha ha, daft cow. Anyone seen that documentary/film Catfish about the folk who meet online but all is not how it seems? Was also a good docu on channel 4 recently about fake online dating, where the guy ended up killing some other guy the bird was talking to online (all in America of course!)

[Bluto10]

if tup put as much effort into his lovematch profile as he does on here he'd easily find someone outside his family to shag.

[tup]

I ken someone who recently got married to a bloke she met online and has moved south to live with him.

 

Bound to end in total disaster.

[The Boofon]

I ken someone who recently got married to a bloke she met online and has moved south to live with him.

 

Bound to end in total disaster.

 

 

You're the expert so I'll take your word for it.

[tup]

You're the expert so I'll take your word for it.

 

Is this meant to be funny?

[The Boofon]

Is this meant to be funny?

 

 

You tell me. You're the expert.

[dj_bollocks]

if tup put as much effort into his lovematch profile as he does on here he'd easily find someone outside his family to shag.

 

Lovematch or Glovematch ?

[Chappit Neeps]

When I was in first year at Uni a couple of us thought it would be funny to go onto one of these sites and see what it was all about (it was a good few years ago and we were only just discovering the internet mind)....long story short, I got laid because of the internets. True story.

[BrianFaePerth]

When I was in first year at Uni a couple of us thought it would be funny to go onto one of these sites and see what it was all about (it was a good few years ago and we were only just discovering the internet mind)....long story short, I got laid because of the internets. True story.

 

In my experience wimmen who are on these sites tend tae be of easier virtue

[Sheep#1]

my mate used to be right into these sites. His record was contacting a bird and being round at her flat to pump her within half an hour.

[Bobby Connor]

I'm well into the online dating scene. I wouldn't have had my way with a lassie since 2009 if it wasn't for online dating.

 

I just generally turn up and am my usual charming self. I am well capable of talking the hind legs off a donkey. That makes a lassie feel special and if she is doing the talking I pretend that I am actually listening.

 

It's a fool proof system, the only problem is that there aren't that many lassies left from Inverness. I need to spread my wings wider. Fort William is a gold mine.

[The Boofon]

I'm well into the online dating scene. I wouldn't have had my way with a lassie since 2009 if it wasn't for online dating.

 

I just generally turn up and am my usual charming self. I am well capable of talking the hind legs off a donkey. That makes a lassie feel special and if she is doing the talking I pretend that I am actually listening.

 

It's a fool proof system, the only problem is that there aren't that many lassies left from Inverness. I need to spread my wings wider. Fort William is a gold mine.

 

I suggest to you that part of this charm isn't calling a woman a lassie.

 

Unless of course you have a time machine that takes you back to the Outer Hebrides in 1950 each date you go on.

[dj_bollocks]

I'm well into the online dating scene. I wouldn't have had my way with a lassie since 2009 if it wasn't for online dating.

 

I just generally turn up and am my usual charming self. I am well capable of talking the hind legs off a donkey. That makes a lassie feel special and if she is doing the talking I pretend that I am actually listening.

 

It's a fool proof system, the only problem is that there aren't that many lassies left from Inverness. I need to spread my wings wider. Fort William is a gold mine.

 

Be careful if you end up in Wick...

[Bobby Connor]

I suggest to you that part of this charm isn't calling a woman a lassie.

 

Unless of course you have a time machine that takes you back to the Outer Hebrides in 1950 each date you go on.

 

I am perfectly capable of being the charming gentleman Boof. Don't you stress yourself.

[Bobby Connor]

Be careful if you end up in Wick...

 

I have one from Wick on the back burner. She's nae bad but I canna be arsed with the drive anymore. I was seeing someone from Orkney and the ferry was fun but I couldn't be arsed going all that way without a payoff (Bar on the Ferry).

[The Boofon]

I am perfectly capable of being the charming gentleman Boof. Don't you stress yourself.

 

 

Oh I don't doubt that for a second.

[Henry]

I suggest to you that part of this charm isn't calling a woman a lassie.

 

Unless of course you have a time machine that takes you back to the Outer Hebrides in 1950 each date you go on.

 

Bobby Connor's profile:

 

LIKES: Aberdeen FC forums, long walks on the beach, The Stone Roses, my ex.

 

DISLIKES: Facebook breakdowns.

 

 

[Bobby Connor]

[Henry]

I have one from Wick on the back burner. She's nae bad but I canna be arsed with the drive anymore. I was seeing someone from Orkney and the ferry was fun but I couldn't be arsed going all that way without a payoff (Bar on the Ferry).

 

Who? Give us a name!

[The Boofon]

Bobby Connor's profile:

 

LIKES: Aberdeen FC forums, long walks on the beach, The Stone Roses, my ex.

 

DISLIKES: Facebook breakdowns.

 

I steered clear of that issue out of respect but since it's now on the table does all of this charm offensive come to a shuddering halt once you mention your ex for the 100th time on a date Bobby?

[Bobby Connor]

Is no-one else willing to admit that they do online dating? I normally have about one per weekend. Mon -Tue = PM. Wed = Mobile Number. By Thursday my weekend is sorted.

[The Boofon]

I have one from Wick on the back burner. She's nae bad but I canna be arsed with the drive anymore. I was seeing someone from Orkney and the ferry was fun but I couldn't be arsed going all that way without a payoff (Bar on the Ferry).

 

 

Who? Give us a name!

 

 

I'm saying nothing.

[Bobby Connor]

I steered clear of that issue out of respect but since it's now on the table does all of this charm offensive come to a shuddering halt once you mention your ex for the 100th time on a date Bobby?

 

Ya know what Boof. That would be funnier if it wasn't true. It used to land me in heaps of pain but I think I've managed to stop obsessing about her now...

[Dynamo]

Ya know what Boof. That would be funnier if it wasn't true. It used to land me in heaps of pain but I think I've managed to stop obsessing about her now...

 

Onwards and upwards Bobby!