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Let's not forget these Royal cunts are all Illuminati, controlling the world as part of an elite group of super-rich Bond Villains.

 

The Queen fronts for the Rothschilds, an influential family dynasty who also control the Vatican and the Mafia. Their agenda is nothing less than global domination, the enslavement of the 'underclasses', the forced depopulation of the planet to around 500 million easily-controlled sheeple, and the triumph of the Antichrist.

 

...so there's that to keep in mind, obviously.

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aye but youd always choose to be royalty as opposed to being a poverty stricken mink though would t you?

 

Well, obviously.

 

I've always wanted a slave, so being part of a small elite which controls 500 million of the dopey fuckers would be ideal. Just keep them happy with a 'new' iPhone every 12 months, and a steady supply of Honey Boo Boo style reality shows.

 

I'd probably want a black slave, just to be traditional, like. Though the black ones tend to be laziest.

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Well, obviously.

 

I've always wanted a slave, so being part of a small elite which controls 500 million of the dopey fuckers would be ideal. Just keep them happy with a 'new' iPhone every 12 months, and a steady supply of Honey Boo Boo style reality shows.

 

I'd probably want a black slave, just to be traditional, like. Though the black ones tend to be laziest.

 

and here i'd have thought you'd be into a wide range of slaves.. of varying race and talents. some for the house, some for sex, some for outside work. no?

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and here i'd have thought you'd be into a wide range of slaves.. of varying race and talents. some for the house, some for sex, some for outside work. no?

 

I'm not a greedy man, LGIR. I'm happy with the simple things in life.

 

Some people might need an army of slaves bumping cluelessly around their hoose like a herd of special kids at a Blind Man's Bluff competition, but not me.

 

Just one slave that I can work to death, then replace with a new one, that'll do me.

 

Okay, maybe an 18 year old Swedish Keep-Fit fanatic slave would be an essential, now I come to think about it. Maybe four or five of them.

 

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  • 2 years later...

My pal has a chicken called Mildred, would be a nice touch by the Royals if they were to honour the foul.

Mildred, Mavis and Betty, canna mind fit the cock is called.

Mabel, Marjory and Matilda are three of my chicken's names.

 

Got 4 in total and now got 5 chicks from school in the living room. I know how bad that sounds.

 

Oldest bairn was doing a project included in that was the hatching of chickens. They got 10, 9 survived and I've taken 5 home. 3 girls and two cocks.

 

Mad little bastards.

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:laughing:

 

http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/newsroyalbaby/royal-baby-girl-russian-newspaper-claims-the-princess-must-have-been-born-days-earlier/ar-BBj97kg?ocid=mailsignoutmd

 

A pro-Kremlin newspaper has detailed possible conspiracy theories relating to the birth of the royal baby; one suggestion being that the princess was in fact born several days before the birth was announced.

The claims made in Komsomolskaya Pravda were from various Russian women - with some even suggesting that a surrogate was used to carry the baby and that the Duchess of Cambridge wore a fake pregnancy belly.

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:laughing:

 

http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/newsroyalbaby/royal-baby-girl-russian-newspaper-claims-the-princess-must-have-been-born-days-earlier/ar-BBj97kg?ocid=mailsignoutmd

 

A pro-Kremlin newspaper has detailed possible conspiracy theories relating to the birth of the royal baby; one suggestion being that the princess was in fact born several days before the birth was announced.

The claims made in Komsomolskaya Pravda were from various Russian women - with some even suggesting that a surrogate was used to carry the baby and that the Duchess of Cambridge wore a fake pregnancy belly.

 

Sounds feasible? :dontknow:

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