The Official "anyone But Jimmy Calderwood" Thread.

[fatshaft]

Just in case anyone would be stupid enough to suggest it - I know, I know, no-one would be - this is the official anyone but Tango and his tactical tombola thread.

[tup]

popular, eh?

 

 

-1.

[redone]

There's worse options than Calderwood that are getting a fair few votes in the Poll - Hartley and Shiels for a kick-off

[ebbe]

shiels would be so much better than the fat odious mess it's ridiculous. i hope never to see the arrogant orange wanker near pittodrie ever again.

[Tommy]

thing is, theres nothing you can hit him with, factually

 

challenging at the right end of the table every season

 

go on, argue that

 

Apart from no honours during his time in charge, his lack of faith in blooding youngsters, an inability

to manage without a chequebook, I can't argue.

[ericblack4boss]

DINNAE FUCKING START ME ON THAT CUNT SEE MY POST IN THE CALDERWOOD THREAD ON GUFFIE BOARD FOR DETAILS!

[Pudgie]

Apart from no honours during his time in charge, his lack of faith in blooding youngsters, an inability

to manage without a chequebook, I can't argue.

Players out drinking in town at least weekly.

Driving Lovell out for not liking a bevvy.

Getting punched by a player.

Shite fitba.

Losing to St Midden when we could have went top of the league.

[ollie1903]

He once found his missing sky remote, three months after losing it, in the folds of his flabby gut.

[The Boofon]

He once found his missing sky remote, three months after losing it, in the folds of his flabby gut.

 

 

I wonder what channel the fat cunt was stuck on for 3 months.

 

QVC probably.

 

Buying tat for his house. Sounds strangely familiar that.

[fatshaft]

as per usual, it goes back to him as a person rather than his management of us

 

classic

Au contraire, his lack of any management ability leads to a ridiculing of his persona.

[The Boofon]

aye??

 

really??

 

challenging at top of league every season, european last 32 qualification, beating celtic at parkhead IN THE CUP, going a whole season unbeaten against rangers

 

yeah, shite right enough

 

 

You're in the wrong thread. Nobody apart from you thinks he's any use.

 

Go away.

[fatshaft]

aye??

 

really??

 

challenging at top of league every season, european last 32 qualification, beating celtic at parkhead IN THE CUP, going a whole season unbeaten against rangers

 

yeah, shite right enough

[Pyramid]

I would take Jimmy back in an absolute heart beat!!!!! 2 of the best holidays I have ever had were a direct result of his managerial capabilities!!!! Had he won a cup for us everyone would be wanking him off till the cows came home but he get's absolutely slatted for that.....

 

Come home Jimmy....

[Pyramid]

know how i know im right?

 

football forum users dont know what theyre talking about

 

if they did, they wouldnt be just on a forum, theyd be involved in football somehow

 

SO...if im the only one who thinks jimmy is fantastic, while the other 99.99% of you dont...then automatically, i must be right, as you lot are wrong

 

I'm with you Millertime!!

[yellow]

The new Dayts and Bluto.

[ollie1903]

aye??

 

really??

 

challenging at top of league every season,

???

 

I must have missed his tilts at the title. I apologise

 

Or, I take it you view between 3rd and 6th as the top of the league?

[ChutneyLove]

I don't agree that we should go back to the Jimmys, but Millertime has a point - he is the most successful of our last three managers. Would I take European qualification over what we have been served over the last few years? Aye.

[Huntlysheep]

He was the best of a bad bunch, but he had his time & i da think he'd do any better this time round. We have less money this time for a start.

[fifered]

Tommy Wright

[Huntlysheep]

Tommy Wright

[Stoney]

quite sad to watch somebody have a mental breakdown right in front of you.

 

WHY GOD..WHYYYYYYYYYYY

[fifered]

thing is, theres nothing you can hit him with, factually

 

challenging at the right end of the table every season

 

go on, argue that

 

Really

 

REALLY!

 

How about you defend this

 

http://www.scotprem.com/content/default.asp?page=s1_1_6&newsid=6461&back=home

[vanderark14]

I don't agree that we should go back to the Jimmys, but Millertime has a point - he is the most successful of our last three managers. Would I take European qualification over what we have been served over the last few years? Aye.

 

millertimes point is backed up by hindsight and an extreme fetish of fat orange men.

 

getting rid of the oaf was the right things to do, replacing him with mcghee was the wrong thing to do.

 

millertime? why has it taken so long for your man to get a job? why was he overlooked for the dundee job where they preferred an alcoholic stroke victim?

[Stoney]

Makes me want to cry when i see those signings.

[The Boofon]

know how i know im right?

 

football forum users dont know what theyre talking about

 

if they did, they wouldnt be just on a forum, theyd be involved in football somehow

 

SO...if im the only one who thinks jimmy is fantastic, while the other 99.99% of you dont...then automatically, i must be right, as you lot are wrong

 

Good point. Lucky for you that you don't post on a football forum and know your shit.

[vanderark14]

3rd?

 

erm, yeah...i do class that as an achievement

 

so basically what youre saying is, because we didnt challenge till the death for the title, he was a failure?

 

so, AGAIN, eating right into jimmys hands re unrealistic aspiratrions?

 

 

 

BOOM

 

 

 

barry nicholson, charlie mulgrew, jamie smith, sone aluko, lee miller

 

4 positively wonderous signings

 

wanna keep playing?

 

 

 

see post above

 

 

 

erm, no...i knew at the time he was the man for us

 

and youre allowed to use hindsight too you know, to admit it was wrong to bin him

 

 

 

 

missed the point ENTIRELY

 

99% of people on a forum are more than likely to not know what theyre talking about over the remaining 1%

 

1. good quality players those but there are many more players signed by JC that were utter dross. Stoney or K-9 posted a list a while back and it dwarfed the good signings list.

 

2. You did not know at the time of JC's sacking that McGhee and or Brown were going to be failed appointments. JC did better than they did and nobody can dispute that but that still does not mean it was a mistake to bin him.

 

I have a question for you? why can't you ever let this go? are you an aberdeen fan or a Jimmy Calderwood fan?

[Stoney]

i will NEVER let it go because its the biggest mistake we made in the last 20 years

 

look what he did for us in 5 years..imagine what he could do with 5 more

 

im an aberdeen fan who knows jimmy calderwood was made for us...this is why ill never let it go

 

name the crap players, go on...

 

guessing youre gonna say blaha, bus, kristjansson, wright etc?

 

Look at the mess he left us in, 3 wins in his last half year at the team and two shocking cup exits, should have been binned after the QoTS embarassement

[tup]

'Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results'

 

Albert Einstein.

[Stoney]

4th in the league is a mess, is it?

 

the league table doesnt lie

 

We were in relegation form once his money dried up, 4th Equal and only wins that year were home to Cally Thistle Hamilton and hibs on the last day, Very embarassing cup exits to Killie and Dunfermline and his signings that year were all key factors in him getting the bullet.

 

If you still cant understand all that i think you should seek some mental help

[vanderark14]

i will NEVER let it go because its the biggest mistake we made in the last 20 years

 

look what he did for us in 5 years..imagine what he could do with 5 more

 

im an aberdeen fan who knows jimmy calderwood was made for us...this is why ill never let it go

 

name the crap players, go on...

 

guessing youre gonna say blaha, bus, kristjansson, wright etc?

 

well they were shit players so of course they would be included. there's a host more which I am sure could be found if I could be arsed

 

off the top of my head in addition to the 4 above theres, McDonald, Kerr, Vidal, Langfield, Bossu, Duff, Mair, Soutar.....................