Becoming A Dad

[Singapore Steve]

Well its not exactly the way i imagined becoming a father. I had visions of the happy life, wife and kids when the time was right . Not the, having a kid with the physco ex. Will speak to the ex tonight and see where we go with this, not an easy situation as i dont live in Malaysia any longer.

[RAZOR]

Does she still play Baseball?

[dazzy_deff]

Does she still play Baseball?

Nah she stopped when she lost it.

[Chewie37]

Well its not exactly the way i imagined becoming a father. I had visions of the happy life, wife and kids when the time was right . Not the, having a kid with the physco ex. Will speak to the ex tonight and see where we go with this, not an easy situation as i dont live in Malaysia any longer.

 

Better change your user name to something more current........Malaysian Dad?

[rumpus]

Not news Reekie Dock will be receiving any time soon...

[360]

Better change your user name to something more current........Malaysian Dad?

 

Malaise_Dad

[reekie_dock]

Not news Reekie Dock will be receiving any time soon...

I fucking hope not anyway...

 

whats that I have a child in Malaysia ?

[McPhee123]

Had our wee boy Jonah yesterday! Wife was in labour for a whopping 54 hours, with no sleep and throwing up anything she ate... How the hell she did it I'll never know. Ended up having to get spinal anaesthesia and forceps to get the wee man out, but by that point we just wanted it to be over so it was no bother.

[Poodler]

What a film!

 

Tom Selleck and Nancy Travis sharing the big screen. What a decade for movies.

 

Now its all Serbian Movies with folk killing each other with their hard on's.

 

Dalton ripping out throat's was all you needed back then if you wanted to dip a toe into the obscene.

 

Anyway, well done everyone who has inseminated an egg with sperm.

Have you seen 'a Serbian film'? Holy shit.

 

 

 

 

 

Congratulations/ commiserations all you dad cunts

[Chewie37]

Had our wee boy Jonah yesterday! Wife was in labour for a whopping 54 hours, with no sleep and throwing up anything she ate... How the hell she did it I'll never know. Ended up having to get spinal anaesthesia and forceps to get the wee man out, but by that point we just wanted it to be over so it was no bother.

20 years to wait for your next big life event?

[Bluto10]

Good RH reference cheeseman

 

[dave_min]

Had our wee boy Jonah yesterday! Wife was in labour for a whopping 54 hours, with no sleep and throwing up anything she ate... How the hell she did it I'll never know. Ended up having to get spinal anaesthesia and forceps to get the wee man out, but by that point we just wanted it to be over so it was no bother.

Nice one.

[The Boofon]

Had our wee boy Jonah yesterday! Wife was in labour for a whopping 54 hours, with no sleep and throwing up anything she ate... How the hell she did it I'll never know. Ended up having to get spinal anaesthesia and forceps to get the wee man out, but by that point we just wanted it to be over so it was no bother.

I'm sure the wife would take umbridge with your last bit.

 

Congratulations.

[Singapore Steve]

Met my little boy for the first time over the weekend, what an amazing feeling. Although the circumstances are not ideal i will be doing my best to see and spend as much time with him as possible. Was gonna get him to watch his first dons game on Sunday but alas, the lure of a bottle of milk and a sleep won through. Lots of time in the future to introduce him to the famous.

[Chewie37]

Met my little boy for the first time over the weekend, what an amazing feeling. Although the circumstances are not ideal i will be doing my best to see and spend as much time with him as possible. Was gonna get him to watch his first dons game on Sunday but alas, the lure of a bottle of milk and a sleep won through. Lots of time in the future to introduce him to the famous.

 

This soap opera is confusing now, have I missed a few episodes? How old is Malaysia Steve Jnr?

[Singapore Steve]

hahaha, Jnr is now 4 months old. Mother did not tell me about his birth till after a few months, then we had to arrange to get the test done, then wait for the results...blah blah blah. Long story short....mum still a crazy bitch but the wee man is amazing.

[Chewie37]

hahaha, Jnr is now 4 months old. Mother did not tell me about his birth till after a few months, then we had to arrange to get the test done, then wait for the results...blah blah blah. Long story short....mum still a crazy bitch but the wee man is amazing.

 

Ah good stuff, well glad you're enjoying the results, you're obviously a decent chap. And another future Dons fan is always a winner

[Singapore Steve]

Cheers min.

[RAZOR]

I'm glad there's been a happy ending to all this. I hope the crazy ex can now focus on her baseball career.

 

Another new Dandie must be a good thing.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Congrats to both McPhee123 and Mayalsia steve!

 

[E-P-K]

After a very stressful 10 days in the special baby care unit, looks like 4lbs 6oz princess EPK will be getting home today

[Sonoftherock]

After a very stressful 10 days in the special baby care unit, looks like 4lbs 6oz princess EPK will be getting home today

 

Good to hear... Congrats EPK!

[dave_min]

Nice one.

[looksgoodinred]

After a very stressful 10 days in the special baby care unit, looks like 4lbs 6oz princess EPK will be getting home today

 

Great news, EPK. Congratulations to you and your missus!

[ebbe]

Well in E-P-K.

[RAZOR]

Congratulations pal.

[Dom Sullivan]

After a very stressful 10 days in the special baby care unit, looks like 4lbs 6oz princess EPK will be getting home today

Good to hear and congrats to you and your better half.

 

Be good to get the wee one home and settled into your own environment

 

[tup]

Ooooft nae fine EPK.

 

Glad to hear everything is ok.

[reekie_dock]

Congratulations E-P-K

[King Street Loon]

Congratulations to you and your family E-P-K min.

Arra best.