Becoming A Dad

[reekie_dock]

Congratualtions old chap. You have your work cut out though, when he's 16 you'll be 63?

 

You forgot his school Years @@ebbe ?

 

Congratulations Boof

[tup]

I hear this child has ginger hair and likes to puff his chest out in babygrows that are too small for him

[Henry]

Congrats The Boof.

 

Imagine the joy you could've had finding this news out six months ago, you could have been all organised n that, bought the right colour of vests etc.

[The Boofon]

Congrats The Boof.

 

Imagine the joy you could've had finding this news out six months ago, you could have been all organised n that, bought the right colour of vests etc.

[The Boofon]

I hear this child has ginger hair and likes to puff his chest out in babygrows that are too small for him

 

Nae much hair, unable to speak or walk and dribbles a lot are where those similarities end.

[tup]

 

It's all about the gainz for the bairn as well.

[Tommy]

Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Boofon and The Boofettes.

[Ke1t]

Congratulations, mate.

 

Stop reproducing, though

[Redstar]

Congratulations Boof...

[Poodler]

All the best Boof. Keep him away from pencils

[The Boofon]

Cracking toast at Elgin hospital @@Poodler.

[Zeus]

Congrats min !

[caledonia]

At least you will be an expert at hide and seek when he is a little older.

congrats anyway @ boof

[ollie1903]

Congrats to you and the family Boof min

[360]

Congroots @@The Boofon

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Baby boy this morning at 11.30am.

 

Mum and son both well. Big sisters delighted.

 

Pretty fucking pleased myself.

 

:Party:

 

Congratulations.

 

[Chewie37]

Congratulations on the arrival of the Boofloon

[looksgoodinred]

all the best to you and your growing family, Boofon!

hope mum and baby are home soon,

 

LGIR x

[McPhee123]

5 weeks today until our due date. Went to "Labour 1 & 2" last week which made it all very real...

 

Dads - what the hell do you do while your wife is pushing a human being out of her nether regions? Words of encouragement? Motivational speeches?

[dazzy_deff]

5 weeks today until our due date. Went to "Labour 1 & 2" last week which made it all very real...

 

Dads - what the hell do you do while your wife is pushing a human being out of her nether regions? Words of encouragement? Motivational speeches?

I watched Sons of Anarchy on the iPad haha. And a couple of movies.

[RAZOR]

5 weeks today until our due date. Went to "Labour 1 & 2" last week which made it all very real...

 

Dads - what the hell do you do while your wife is pushing a human being out of her nether regions? Words of encouragement? Motivational speeches?

If you're in Aberdeen, the Chinese across the road is to die for.

[Singapore Steve]

Doing a DNA test soon to see if i have become a dad. Some Malaysian bird has claimed she has had my baby. Smoking hot chick mind, these 50/50's are usually hot as She is half chinese / half Indian, so the kid will be a fair mix and match.

[360]

Doing a DNA test soon to see if i have become a dad. Some Malaysian bird has claimed she has had my baby. Smoking hot chick mind, these 50/50's are usually hot as She is half chinese / half Indian, so the kid will be a fair mix and match.

 

Are you going to be finding out on Malaysia's equivalent of Jeremy Kyle?

[Henry]

Doing a DNA test soon to see if i have become a dad. Some Malaysian bird has claimed she has had my baby. Smoking hot chick mind, these 50/50's are usually hot as She is half chinese / half Indian, so the kid will be a fair mix and match.

 

Nae doot.

[RAZOR]

Doing a DNA test soon to see if i have become a dad. Some Malaysian bird has claimed she has had my baby. Smoking hot chick mind, these 50/50's are usually hot as She is half chinese / half Indian, so the kid will be a fair mix and match.

 

If she's as good as the Chinese across from the matty in Aberdeen then your in for a treat pal. All the best.

[Redforever86]

Doing a DNA test soon to see if i have become a dad. Some Malaysian bird has claimed she has had my baby. Smoking hot chick mind, these 50/50's are usually hot as She is half chinese / half Indian, so the kid will be a fair mix and match.

 

Get a dulux colour chart if it is lighter than "vintage chandelier" it's yours.

 

Save yourself a fortune.

[Chewie37]

Watched my niece spew her ringer all over my brother, then my nephew burst his shitey nappy over everything.........nae making me want to become a dad

[RAZOR]

Watched my niece spew her ringer all over my brother, then my nephew burst his shitey nappy over everything.........nae making me want to become a dad

At least you didn't say 'boak'. You get a pass.

[Chewie37]

At least you didn't say 'boak'. You get a pass.

Cos I'm not a Weegie

[Singapore Steve]

The Jeremy Kyle show is what has been recommended to me by my boss as the events in my life leading up to her getting pregnant were fucking mental. Any ye, seen the photos, the kid is rather....white.