Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Anyone who needs baby classes is not fit to be a parent Its not "baby classes" its "activities for babies". as i said, most of it seems like an excuse for women to gather to a natter. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 It's fucking common sense. Your kids hate you! Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Clydeside min, youre far too paranoid and worrying about nothing. Just be natural. Mine is 17 weeks old now. I come in from work, get changed and straight down onto the floor to play about with her until I have tea. Accept they will get bumps and scrapes and dinna worry about it. I took mine swimming after her first set of jags, dunked her, and she loved it. Fuck reading books, just take things as they come. The baby will soon let you know if they dont like somthing. No point asking how our children liked swimming or the swings etc as every child is different. I wasnae worried! I was just looking for some stimulating parenting discuission. I just thought the Aberdonians might have some good ideas (That sounds ridiculous reading it back to myself ) But I like the spirit of your advice - be natural and get stuck in, good show! Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I've got a 5yo daughter and a 1yo son. The loon is much harder work than the quine ever was - he's always climbing things, switching things on and off, eating stuff he shouldn't be and generally up to no good. Good fun though and two different experiences. The wife wants about 5 kids she says (although complains constantly during pregnancy and generally about how easy it is for men blah blah blah), I'd happily stop now with one of each but dare say we'll have one more - definitely not having any more than 3!!! Get stuck in - families are what life is about "Increase and multiply, and fill the earth, and subdue it" Id like to have 3 (I am one of 3 myself). Link to comment
RAZOR Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Its not "baby classes" its "activities for babies". as i said, most of it seems like an excuse for women to gather to a natter. Oh aye. The mother and baby groups are brilliant for the Mums and lets the kids interact with eachother. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 This has just reminded me the bairn has her next set of jabs next week So goes absolutely mental getting them, absolutely brutal watching her face The wife had ours along for her first jabs recently. It was deeply unpleasant apparently, Im glad I wasnt there. The poor wee thing wasnt herself all day after it. The next set is soon! Link to comment
RAZOR Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I went to all the 'jabs' appointments and they are fairly brutal for the faint hearted. My one was fine afterwards though, have heard it can be a nightmare for some afterwards. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I went to all the 'jabs' appointments and they are fairly brutal for the faint hearted. My one was fine afterwards though, have heard it can be a nightmare for some afterwards.I too went to all three appointments - the missus is scared of needles so i had to be the bad guy who held the little one. Heart breaking seeing their lip go and the tears that follow. Luckily mine was only upset for a couple of minutes then right as rain again. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Clydeside, your question about reading to your child - we read to ours most days. Currently working our way through the Little Miss collection - what a bounce. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Its not "baby classes" its "activities for babies". as i said, most of it seems like an excuse for women to gather to a natter.You should have been more clearer then. My point stands Link to comment
Henry Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Fuck reading books Clydeside, your question about reading to your child - we read to ours most days You've changed your tune. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 You've changed your tune. Dont be a smart arse. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Your kids hate you! Of course, they do. They 'hate' me because their teenagers and i don't let them take the piss. I 'hated' my old man at the same age too for the very same reason. You'll find out. Link to comment
zander Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 http://www.premierexports.co.uk/2485-2336-large/sma-extra-hungary-infant-milk-powder-900g.jpg @@RAZOR Link to comment
RAZOR Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 We were massive in the breastfeeding game pal. None of this fake powdered nonsense. Link to comment
tup Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Bringing up bairns is easy. Check Clydeside, panicking like a fucking woman Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Bringing up bairns is easy. Check Clydeside, panicking like a fucking woman Judging by previous comments on the forum, you are a single parent too - so fair play to you! I couldn't imagine anything tougher! Link to comment
Henry Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Correctly predicting the result of a tennis match? 4 Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Correctly predicting the result of a tennis match? Have a search in the tennis thread and fill your boots... not just matches, but I've correctly predicted several tournament winners! Can't be that hard! Incidentally having children is something you'll never have to worry about! Link to comment
Henry Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Someone give me a hand with this FFS. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 You're one really cool guy, Harcus. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Correctly predicting the result of a tennis match? Your best one yet. Link to comment
McPhee123 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Suppose I can get involved in this therad now - just revealed to friends/family that the wife is 14 weeks pregnant! Weirdest but best feeling ever, can't wait! 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Suppose I can get involved in this therad now - just revealed to friends/family that the wife is 14 weeks pregnant! Weirdest but best feeling ever, can't wait! Congratulations. Be prepared to be moaned at for no apparent reason. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Suppose I can get involved in this therad now - just revealed to friends/family that the wife is 14 weeks pregnant! Weirdest but best feeling ever, can't wait!Congrats to you and the Mrs Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Incidentally having children is something you'll never have to worry about! Someone give me a hand with this FFS.Harcus, I'll pm my address, send her over.SOTR will never know. 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Harcus, I'll pm my address, send her over.SOTR will never know. There was a picture of a big fish there. Link to comment
McPhee123 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Congratulations. Be prepared to be moaned at for no apparent reason. Congrats to you and the Mrs Cheers! A few hints of it already - got cried at yesterday because I put 1 sugar in the coffee instead of 2! Link to comment
ab24_5qh Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Cheers! A few hints of it already - got cried at yesterday because I put 1 sugar in the coffee instead of 2!Congratulations - prepare for your life as you know it to end. Fast forward a few years and you'll wonder what you used to do with your time and your money. Link to comment
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