BrianFaePerth Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 So you are actually a Dundee fan? Aye, wandered around the various Mad boards, ended up on the Aberdeen one coz of GlezgaRed's WYOWYN's, and parked my caravan afore being unceremoniously moved on by StandFreeEd. Link to comment
boboisared Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 If the baby is born in distress this can sometimes trigger the onset of breathing prior to cutting of the cord It's unlikely and statistically insignificant, but it is absolutely possible for a baby to drown during water birth.I'm sure you know why I challenged him! Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Aye, wandered around the various Mad boards, ended up on the Aberdeen one coz of GlezgaRed's WYOWYN's, and parked my caravan afore being unceremoniously moved on by StandFreeEd. And eh used to think you were a good egg, BrianEBroughtyFerry! Link to comment
fifered Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 My wee boy is two now, I think someone said on page one, be prepared to argue about everything, how true! Although the tantrums are actually quite funny, as long as you're not in public. Magic times though, especially now he's developing his own personality. already loves football and boos if you say rangers and says Aberdeen if you ask him who he supports. Got to brainwash them young. Link to comment
RUL Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Can't say I enjoyd the experience of being there for the birth that much Mrs R was in labour for hours and I was worried for her ....I suppose I had no real need to be worried , the staff at the hospital cllearly weren't sharing my concern and I mind feeling totally helpless but simply relying on the professionals with them having seen it all before. She ended up having a Caesarian I reckon a lot o' blokes say that it's the most wonderful , emotional experience blah , blah say that because they they think it's expected of them , and the right thing to say For me the main feeling when it was over was one of relief ....relief that my wife and new son were both healthy He's ten now and asked methe other night fit tea-bagging is ?...I had to look it up I love both my boys but kind of agree with the above, there's nothing enjoyable about child birth from a guy's perspective. , there's fucking blood everywhere, your missus is in agony and when she goes for a shower you get given this alien looking creature and hope to fuck your missus hurries back before it starts crying. For me there was no instant love either, there's a great bond between mum and child initially but dad's, if your bird breast feeds, serve little or no purpose. Both my kids were up a lot, kudos to anyone who's kid sleeps 7-7 after 5 weeks but I reckon it's more likely they need their ears cleaned out. The love for me came when they got older and started doing stuff, it's boring as fuck sitting with babies and no amount of gushing from the guys on here will convince me otherwise. Anyway, on that note, pleased for you loon Link to comment
Jocky Balboa Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 She's just got back from the Midwife's... it's due on New Year's Day! Link to comment
tup Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Agreed, babies are boring as fuck and a total pain in the arse, they're always needing attention and stuff which is intensely annoying. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 The best gift you can give your kid is a decent place to bring it. There's nowt worse for a kid than growing up in some dump that's seen better days; next to no amenities; full of awful residents with zero ambition. Link to comment
don4eva Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 im due to become a dad too in October. One thing i would say is no need to buy all the expensive stuff. you may want to buy the best but you don't really need it. I have been going to those Jack & Jill Markets at the Hilton Treetops and got a lot of stuff like baths, bouncers, clothes etc for much cheapness. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 is there something in the local water supply? congratulations to all you expectant Dandies! and now, not being a father, i'll beat a hasty retreat. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=39c_1368515756 edit: this was supposed to be a video clip, but I've no idea how to do that nowadays. Link to comment
Wayne'o Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 My missis is due with our first at end of September, just had a 20 week scan today and all is good When we were at home in Mallorca we paid for a private 4D scan and what you see is unreal Canna wait to take the wee man to see the dons 1 Link to comment
Jocky Balboa Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 is there something in the local water supply? congratulations to all you expectant Dandies! and now, not being a father, i'll beat a hasty retreat. Thank you! I can't wait, tbh. It is unnerving, with our impending re-location back to the Granite City looming in October, but we are relishing the new adventure. I asked her if it was child cruelty if I bought it an AFC baby strip, but she's also an adopted Dandie and is all for it, so here's to another member of the AFC Stand Free clan! Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Aye, wandered around the various Mad boards, ended up on the Aberdeen one coz of GlezgaRed's WYOWYN's, and parked my caravan afore being unceremoniously moved on by StandFreeEd. Should that not be StandFreeEh'd 1 Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 My loon is 12 now, where the times went I have no idea, but easily the best 12 years of my life. He's my best pal. I hope the next 12 are even better. 1 Link to comment
tup Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 He'll want fuck all to do with you in a few years. 10 Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Thank you! I can't wait, tbh. It is unnerving, with our impending re-location back to the Granite City looming in October, but we are relishing the new adventure. I asked her if it was child cruelty if I bought it an AFC baby strip, but she's also an adopted Dandie and is all for it, so here's to another member of the AFC Stand Free clan! you need a slap for asking her mate ....thats the first thing I buy any of my mates kids...boys or girls... 1 Link to comment
Wayne'o Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I'm waiting for the new strip unveiling on Saturday........even if it looks like dog shit I will be buying it for my loon and wear it with pride Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Touchy subjects for parents Child care vs non working mumState vs private schoolBreast vs bottle Parents are hilarious when it comes to the way they do things. Link to comment
weemackie Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 Cheers for all the advice and well wishes Speaking about names for it. If its a boy she wants to call it Mason, ive tried to explain to her that that's a name huns call there kids but she doesn't understand. Its nae getting called that anywsy Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Names are the fun bit I reckon. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Names are the fun bit I reckon.A major pet hate of mine is folk who call their kids daft/'trendy' names. The missus know a wee girl called 'MacKenzie' and another called 'Tulisa', ffs. 1 Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Names are the fun bit I reckon.What are yours called Bluts, Heine and Ken? Link to comment
Wayne'o Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Cheers for all the advice and well wishes Speaking about names for it. If its a boy she wants to call it Mason, ive tried to explain to her that that's a name huns call there kids but she doesn't understand. Its nae getting called that anywsy As in former striker Paul mason.......... Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 What are yours called Bluts, Heine and Ken? In my current t state I dinnsa get that. Totally agree, wacky names are foir shit parents. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Cheers for all the advice and well wishes Speaking about names for it. If its a boy she wants to call it Mason, ive tried to explain to her that that's a name huns call there kids but she doesn't understand. Its nae getting called that anywsy Mason's a bit generic, isn't it? Quick check... second most common name for a boy. Link to comment
MincePie Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I don't know anyone called Mason #mincepiefacts Link to comment
chaos_defrost Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Know people with the surname Mason but no one with it as a first name. Makes me think of the freemasons and for that reason I think it's a terrible name. What's wrong with normal names? Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 He'll want fuck all to do with you in a few years. I doubt that, 'cause unlike yersel', I'm nae a fud. 1 4 Link to comment
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