Bluto10 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Caleb a sensible 7brides name. ie gay as fuck Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Little Mason has a pet. A Pit Bull. Perfect pet for a toddler, a four legged meat-grinder with two thousand years of genetically enhanced mayhem behind it. May as well get the kid a pet fucking alligator. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 How does that baby not drown? 2 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Tried to take the loon to see the Talking Cacus. It was gone, and vandals had smashed some of the glass panels in the hot hoose. "Fuckin Aiberdeen." I explains to him, so we bought a remote control boat and went after the ducks. Link to comment
caledonia Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Look on the bright side if you buy a season ticket the kid can get one for free (I know he is to young but think of the novelty aspect if you get it the day he is born might even make the papers)phone fat charlie and he will fix it for you with the EE In fact if you are really brave just stick all the afc-chat usernames in a hat and pull one out and that is the kids name Link to comment
Henry Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Wayne Rooney's new son is called Klay. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Wayne Rooney's new son is called Klay. Quite apt given Rooney looks like he's made out of clay. Link to comment
tup Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Tup was spot on, kids get to the certain age when they view their parents as an embarrassment, it's just the way of the World. Exactly, my comment was no slight on Ollie, he just took it that way, falling victim to his own insecurities. Canna see Ollie junior using 'my faithers a mod on AFC Chat' as a pulling technique put it that way. 1 Link to comment
tup Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Scottish name... went with Calum. Not calling any kid of mine Fazeal or Muhammed or Naseem. Her Arab grandparents eyes lit up when they asked his name and we said Calum... they thought we had named him Caleb. Fuck that... not happening. You call him Caleb and he's an Arab for life. He's got the best bits from both races... blonde and tall from my side, brown eyes and skin that tans in about one second in the summer from her side. He's also got a bit of both temperaments. He gets the excitability of Arabs when he's irritated... he'll wave his arms and yell like a little Arab, but he'll steam in and take charge like the little Viking that he is. It's nothing short of amazing to see the genetics at play. There's a definite racial influence on a kids' behaviour... it's not just a physical thing, not just eye colour or skin tone or height... it's behavioural and psychological. He has my sense of humour.. he'll fuck with your head just for his own lulz,.. but he very much has his mother's short temper. I mean it's exactly parallel to hers, not just some similar behaviour pattern, I'm sure other parents notice this as well, but it is fascinating to see traits in your kid/s that just seem to automatically mirror those of the parents without any kind of deliberate input from the parents. Anyway, Calum... great name. I ken a couple of Calums. They're both gay. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 I ken a couple of Calums. They're both gay. That'll be more to do with the sort of places you hang out, tup mate. 1 Link to comment
dave_min Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Next up...Roberto to throw his name in the hat. Buzzing like. Another Dandy will be in the world in 6 months. Congratulations. 1 Link to comment
Huntlysheep Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Next up...Roberto to throw his name in the hat.Buzzing like.Another Dandy will be in the world in 6 months.Congratulations loon. 1 Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Well in Roberto! Enjoy your final months without responsibility. 1 Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Congrats Roberto min! Enjoy the peace and quiet while you can 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Congrats Roberto min! Enjoy the peace and quiet while you can Is the pub quiet in Newmachar Karl? Well done Roberto (and Mrs Roberto) Nice one Wullfo as well. 1 Link to comment
Monkey Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Many congrats to you and the missus Roberto. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Next up...Roberto to throw his name in the hat. Buzzing like. Another Dandy will be in the world in 6 months. Congratulations to you and your wife the six months will fly by before you know it! Link to comment
Kilkito Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 You're not going to know what's hit you Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD Link to comment
Kilkito Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Congratulations!!!!! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD Link to comment
tup Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Don't really give a toss about this. No congratulations from me. 2 Link to comment
wullfo Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Is the pub quiet in Newmachar Karl? Well done Roberto (and Mrs Roberto) Nice one Wullfo as well. Cheers cuz, chuffed to bits min. Link to comment
tup Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I sent my best wishes by text in case anyone genuinely thinks I'm a callous cunt. Congratulations to grandad wullfo too. Link to comment
wullfo Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I sent my best wishes by text in case anyone genuinely thinks I'm a callous cunt. Congratulations to grandad wullfo too. If its a boy, the names Derek. Link to comment
tup Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I felt sure briPod was going to lecture me. Link to comment
ScottishJohn Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Congrats. My son is nearly 2 months now. Its a very tiring job! Link to comment
minijc Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Don't really give a toss about this. No congratulations from me.What a prick you are!!!!!1 Well done Roberto I'm so proud of you. 1 Link to comment
Tommy Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Well done Roberto I'm so proud of you. He learned a lot as your wingman minj. Link to comment
minijc Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 He learned a lot as your wingman minj.It's actually his best fishing trip so far, over 100 likes on FB, I always thought he was pish at fishing Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted August 28, 2013 Site Sponsor Share Posted August 28, 2013 Congrats. My son is nearly 2 months now. Its a very tiring job!Congrats Roberto. My son is 25+ now. It's a very tiring job! Link to comment
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