Becoming A Dad

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Karl Fletcher used to leave his kid on a wednesday night to go play 5asides with his mates, shit da.

[BrianFaePerth]

Think it's a carry over (carry out?) fae the AbMad days where Karl regularly showed up for work hungover on Fridays.

[looksgoodinred]

Congratulations Roberto, good times ahead. As someone said the time will fly in.

 

My second child was born a couple of hours before kick-off against Alloa. A wee boy this time. I was dreading The Dons getting knocked oot and having to tell him for years to come that as soon as he was born his team were pumped in a cup. He will be getting decked out in every Dons babywear available from the club shop and red bubble. The poor wee fella doesn't understand yet what his Dandy birthright is.

 

Congratulations Chutney! hope Mrs. Chutney and Baby-Chutney are doing well!

[Jocky Balboa]

Just had the 20wk scan this month... it's a little boy, so now there's nae excuse not to buy the AFC baby strip (home or away? Is both being over-zealous?)

 

Due on 29th December, too. Could be a Xmas or New Yr arrival. Nae Hogmanay excesses for us this year!

[looksgoodinred]

it's like a Hat baby boom!

[BrianFaePerth]

it's like a Hat baby boom!

 

Just shows the women of the north-east aren't choosy.

[Bluto10]

Just shows the women of the north-east aren't choosy.

 

at least the kids of the NE winna grow up with aids and malnutrition.

 

#dundeeminker

[BrianFaePerth]

at least the kids of the NE winna grow up with aids and malnutrition.

 

#dundeeminker

 

NE women aren't choosy, but they are choosy enough that you went scuttling to Holland.

[looksgoodinred]

at least the kids of the NE winna grow up with aids and malnutrition.

 

#dundeeminker

 

 

NE women aren't choosy, but they are choosy enough that you went scuttling to Holland.

 

girls, you're both pretty.

 

 

i think children are about the best thing in the world. i envy all of you, and wish i were doing it again. i'll just have to wait on (hopefully) some grandkids.

[tup]

£136 a week!

 

For nursery?

 

What

 

That canna be real.

[looksgoodinred]

you should see the privce of childcare in netherlands then karl min.

 

youve got it lucky.

 

or here. licensed childcare here for a toddler will set you back about £160-225 a week.

[Sheep#1]

Childcare costs are fucking mental. Reason enough no to bother!

[Tommy]

£136 a week!

 

For nursery?

 

What

 

That canna be real.

There's more expensive ones than that.

[looksgoodinred]

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/fatherhood-advice-comedians?src=soc_fcbks

 

There are plenty of parenting tips out there, and whatever advice you find, you can probably find another source that contradicts it. If you're sick of reading sterile, boring books and articles on being a good dad, take a break with some of the best stand-up bits on fatherhood out there. At least you won't find anything funnier. And always remember the wisdom of Louis C.K.: "'Fk it.' That's really the attitude that keeps a family together."

[tommo1903]

I was never put into childcare

My parents loved me

You'll have a whole;generation of teenage mongols with mummy and daddy issues in the north east in 10/15 years as their parents punted their kids to a nursery/after school care in order for the parents to continue climbing some souless corporate ladder for an oil company to fund their shallow lives in a new build house, with an audi in the garage and annual holiday to Florida

 

Fuck that

[tup]

You should look after your own children.

 

I would never trust a stranger with my small children, they need parental guidance.

[tup]

Agreed tommo1903, career before kids = bad news.

[Bluto10]

You should look after your own children.

 

I would never trust a stranger with my small children, they need parental guidance.

 

get off AFC Chat then.

[tommo1903]

Agreed tommo1903, career before kids = bad news.

 

Surely its better to be skint and spend time with children rather than be materialistic and leave them with strangers.

[Karl Fletcher]

I was never put into childcare

 

My parents loved me

 

You'll have a whole;generation of teenage mongols with mummy and daddy issues in the north east in 10/15 years as their parents punted their kids to a nursery/after school care in order for the parents to continue climbing some souless corporate ladder for an oil company to fund their shallow lives in a new build house, with an audi in the garage and annual holiday to Florida

 

Fuck that

 

Fucking Mummy's boy

[tommo1903]

Fucking Mummy's boy

 

Negative.

[tup]

Yes it is tommo because your kids will turn out better people.

 

Assuming the parents care about that of course.

 

Selfishness is where the answer lies.

[Karl Fletcher]

Aye, if yi want tommo.

[tommo1903]

Yes it is tommo because your kids will turn out better people.

 

Assuming the parents care about that of course.

 

Selfishness is where the answer lies.

 

Correct.

 

Karl_Felcher is also gay.

[Karl Fletcher]

Getting a bit personal lads.

 

You don't know me or anything about my situation so who are you to generalise?

 

The funny thing is, if any of the cunts on here said that kind of thing to my face in real life they'd have their fucking heids to play with.

 

Bash on behind your keyboards though

[Stoney]

Nice guy Karl showing his darker side.........

 

I like it.

[tommo1903]

Getting a bit personal lads.

 

You don't know me or anything about my situation so who are you to generalise?

 

The funny thing is, if any of the cunts on here said that kind of thing to my face in real life they'd have their fucking heids to play with.

 

Bash on behind your keyboards though

 

Why would I have my head to play with? That doesnt make sense.

 

However, i don't like talking about other people's children so I admit i may have been out of line there. Posts edited.

 

You drunken fool.

[tup]

I doubt it Karl, if you attempted that you'd regret it, seeing as I've said nothing personal about you.

 

So much for being a nice guy though eh?

[Karl Fletcher]

Cheers Tommo.

 

I doubt it Karl, if you attempted that you'd regret it, seeing as I've said nothing personal about you.

So much for being a nice guy though eh?

 

Was speaking in general tup.

 

A lot of shit on here about me recently has been bang out of order and totally unfounded.

[tommo1903]

Cheers Tommo.

 

 

Was speaking in general tup.

 

A lot of shit on here about me recently has been bang out of order and totally unfounded.

 

I agree.

 

It's because people like The Boofon take the internet too seriously.